Who can make the best haiku????????

GreecePwns · Post by **GreecePwns** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:10 pm

GreecePwns wrote:Papadopoulos
Michael Papdopoulos
Papadopoulos

this is still the best
you all know you can't beat me
well i have to go

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:17 pm

My haiku's are tight.
Yes, it's true. Uh huh, damn right.
You can't even touch this. Yo.

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:20 pm

Syzygy wrote:My haiku's are tight.
Yes, it's true. Uh huh, damn right.
You can't even touch this. Yo.

That is not a haiku.
In these we go five seven five,
Not your five seven seven.

GreecePwns · Post by **GreecePwns** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:21 pm

Syzygy wrote:My haiku's are tight.
Yes, it's true. Uh huh, damn right.
You can't even touch this. Yo.

There are two extra
syllables on the third line
I am still winning.

GreecePwns · Post by **GreecePwns** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:22 pm

the1exile wrote:That is not a haiku.
In these we go five seven five,
Not your five seven seven.

You did the same thing.
Seven has two syllables.
I am still winning.

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:25 pm

Five, seven, seven?
Oh, oops. What a fool I am.
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:25 pm

Enormous penis,
Your mother loved it all night.
Just fucking with you.

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:26 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Enormous penis,
Your mother loved it all night.
Just fucking with you.

Oh, I'm sorry man.
I'll pull up my pants right now.
Just give me a sec.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:30 pm

Syzygy wrote:Oh, I'm sorry man.
I'll pull up my pants right now.
Just give me a sec.

Thanks for doing that
Your gigantic man-tackle
Was most unsightly

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:30 pm

GreecePwns wrote:
the1exile wrote:That is not a haiku.
In these we go five seven five,
Not your five seven seven.

You did the same thing.
Seven has two syllables.
I am still winning.

Heard of irony at all?
Apparently not, dumbass.
Ah well, go figure.

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:41 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Syzygy wrote:Oh, I'm sorry man.
I'll pull up my pants right now.
Just give me a sec.

Thanks for doing that
Your gigantic man-tackle
Was most unsightly

Watch out man, it bites.
Like the tokoloshe* at night.
Fear it, ugly sight.

*3 syllables.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:44 pm

Your last line had six
Which renders your whole haiku
Somewhat invalid

:wink:

God I love this game...

EDIT: Damn you and your edit buttoning ways!

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:48 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Your last line had six
Which renders your whole haiku
Somewhat invalid

God I love this game...

EDIT: Damn you and your edit buttoning ways!

Haha, ha and ha.
I must rather read it first.
'Fore I press submit.

:wink:

dussle · Post by **dussle** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:50 pm

I really do love
Making the syllables fit
Using accents-a

dussle · Post by **dussle** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:52 pm

Syzygy wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:Your last line had six
Which renders your whole haiku
Somewhat invalid

God I love this game...

EDIT: Damn you and your edit buttoning ways!

Haha, ha and ha.
I must rather read it first.
'Fore I press submit.

You little cheater
You used the edit button?
Thats two demerits!

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:54 pm

dussle wrote:
Syzygy wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:Your last line had six
Which renders your whole haiku
Somewhat invalid

God I love this game...

EDIT: Damn you and your edit buttoning ways!

Haha, ha and ha.
I must rather read it first.
'Fore I press submit.

You little cheater
You used the edit button?
Thats two demerits!

But look at my post.
There's no edited by... line.
So, I want merit!

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Sat May 12, 2007 1:57 pm

How come no edit?
I swear blind it was too long,
Please share that secret.

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sat May 12, 2007 2:02 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:How come no edit?
I swear blind it was too long,
Please share that secret.

I must have changed it
as you were working on yours
and mine happened first.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Sat May 12, 2007 2:07 pm

That is intriguing,
I did not know that happened,
Thank you very much.

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sat May 12, 2007 2:13 pm

Magics of teh net.
The interweb gods are strong,
and mysterious.

Mysterious has 4 syllables, right?
Miss-tear-ree-us.

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sat May 12, 2007 2:58 pm

What the f*ck is this?
These are only for douschebags
Shut the f*ck up now

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Sat May 12, 2007 6:14 pm

f*ck you ginger cunt,
Crawl back up your own asshole,
and beat your small cock.

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sat May 12, 2007 6:56 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:f*ck you ginger cunt,
Crawl back up your own asshole,
and beat your small cock.

No thanks I'm all set
I'll bone your mother later
Thanks for stopping by

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Sat May 12, 2007 7:02 pm

unriggable wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:f*ck you ginger cunt,
Crawl back up your own asshole,
and beat your small cock.

No thanks I'm all set
I'll bone your mother later
Thanks for stopping by

She wouldn't feel it,
Now let us haiku in peace,
You fat fucking minge.

We're just joking right, we're not actually locked in flame war here are we?

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Sat May 12, 2007 7:31 pm

Haikus are rubbish,
I'd be a lot more impressed
By a villanelle.

Excuse me for this
So-blatant self-promotion.
'Twas rather hard work.