Conquer Club

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:01 pm**

granted, but the swamp gives off poisonous gases. so u die,

i wish i had a million US dollars.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:01 pm**

Granted, but then you bought a swamp, and there was poisonous gases.

I wish that al-Gore would blow himself up inside the NY Times building.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:54 pm**

granted... but unfortunatly you were standing right next to him.

I wish I could win every game on conquerclub.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:55 pm**

Granted, but no one else played and that's why you won...

I wish that everything was opposite..

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:18 pm**

Not granted but now everything is the same

I wish I were famous

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:22 pm**

Granted but you turned into saddam hussein and got hung

i wish my friends werent on vacation

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:37 pm**

Granted, but then they were so depressed at being constantly in your presence that they committed suicide.

I wish that there was a rational word to rhyme with orange.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:58 pm**

Granted, but only if you dont pronounce the "n" in orange. It now rhymes with porridge

I wish I ruled the world

wcaclimbing wrote:Granted but you turned into saddam hussein and got hung

I'm already hung though :wink:

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:06 pm**

granted, but its Mercury.
(you didnt specify which world)

I wish i could have a turkey sandwich.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:09 pm**

Granted but its 2 years old
(you didnt specify how old you wanted it to be)

I wish Someone could say something really funny in tne next post

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:18 pm**

Granted. YOUR MOM. There HAHAHAHA. Okay, that sucked.

I wish I could get A+'s in all of my classes

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:20 pm**

granted... but that included your drug test... (you went to jail, have fun)

I wish I could think of an impossible wish to ruin.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 6:54 pm**

Granted, but then the ruined wished came alive again and beat your wish to a clean, ruined pulp.

I wish the whole Earth was Conservative Christian Capitalists.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:19 pm**

Granted, unfortunately due to such a dramatic shift the space time continum exploded and nothing is left. Good job.

I wish to be never called a monkey.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:23 pm**

granted but now you are a dung betle

i wish for no snow

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:41 pm**

granted, but all the people you love die when they smell your sweat caused by the always present heat

i wish for a bagel

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:44 pm**

Granted, but then you realise you never really wanted one.

I wish all existence would end.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:21 pm**

granted...you just died.

I wish that i lived in a state that wasnt so cold!

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:39 pm**

Granted, but the state of confusion where you now reside is of less benefit to you than the previous cold one...

I wish that milk wouldn't spoil...

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:42 pm**

granted but knob chesse grew in your belly.

wish i had a deer to chew on

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:03 pm**

Granted but your wife wasnt happy about you biting her.

I wish I had a faster computer.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:24 pm**

granted, but you'll have to catch it

I wish for a normal U.S.A. penny

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:30 pm**

Granted, but to have the normal usa penny, they gave up the dollar

I wish it didn't take so long to break these speakers in (time period to play them before you can crank them)

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 10:16 pm**

Granted, but, heh heh, you blew out your eardrums. They were going to grow you a new set but they banned stem-cell research, so now you get to live out the rest of your life deafer than a rock.

I wish I had an army of midgets.

Posted: **Fri Dec 29, 2006 11:12 pm**

Granted but the migets were so small people just stepped on them.

I wish I had a PS3

Conquer Club

A wishing game.