Conquerclub Haikus

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:22 am

owenshooter wrote:haiku - A Japanese poem composed of three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables. Haiku often reflect on some aspect of nature.

i am your one wish
happy2see you don't cry
one day we will play

I'd rather a rhyme,
Which is largely my affair,
As it is my time,

If i had a dime
For every do-gooding square
who threw me that line

I'd have 50 cents
Not very much for this flair
Although it was meant

to give us the scent
And structure there to repair
I will not repent!

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:49 am

Jim has a picture
of a cock that he uses
as his avatar

:lol:

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:51 am

hehe he hehe
haha hahaha ha ha
hehe he hehe

Said in the finest
of Japanese tradition
no rhyming at all

*air fizzes from Jim, weight falls off of metronome, poetic juices cease*

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:36 pm

jiminski wrote:

*air fizzes from Jim, weight falls off of metronome, poetic juices cease*

yes, obviously
because, your last witty line
was 6 not a 5

pimphawks70 · Post by **pimphawks70** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:20 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:This is retarded,
It's going to get hijacked,
and then deleted.

But I applaud you,
even though you are stupid.
Dork dork dork dork dork.

thats hilarious!

4 U 2 NV · Post by **4 U 2 NV** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:10 am

pimphawks70 wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:This is retarded,
It's going to get hijacked,
and then deleted.

But I applaud you,
even though you are stupid.
Dork dork dork dork dork.

thats hilarious!

write it in haiku
time to bring the thread back up
bump bump bump bump bump

demon7896 · Post by **demon7896** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:34 pm

krusher was the king
he cheated and he was caught
we all said WOOHOO

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:41 pm

Dug Carr has been gone
I miss reading all his posts
they kept me laughing

4 U 2 NV · Post by **4 U 2 NV** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:24 am

loving Happy's sig
Could that really be you there?
One can imagine

:oops:

Genghis Khan CA · Post by **Genghis Khan CA** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:27 am

Oh Owenshooter
Your crazy threads make me laugh
And poop in my pants

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:31 am

NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

4 U 2 NV · Post by **4 U 2 NV** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:35 am

happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too
:wink:

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:38 am

4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too

NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer

4 U 2 NV · Post by **4 U 2 NV** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:43 am

happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too

NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer

you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

:lol:

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:47 am

4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too

NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer

you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

He went out tonight
I'm all alone here at home
I wish he was here

:cry:

4 U 2 NV · Post by **4 U 2 NV** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:49 am

happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too

NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer

you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

He went out tonight
I'm all alone here at home
I wish he was here

i'd never leave you
i said i would but surprise!
god, i need a life

Russianfire8371 · Post by **Russianfire8371** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:53 am

4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too

NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer

you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

He went out tonight
I'm all alone here at home
I wish he was here

i'd never leave you
i said i would but surprise!
god, i need a life

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?????
I Thought you were my love...
Oh what a cruel world :cry:

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:55 am

4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too

NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer

you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

He went out tonight
I'm all alone here at home
I wish he was here

i'd never leave you
i said i would but surprise!
god, i need a life

You just left live chat
Said you were going to bed
Nighty night NV

4 U 2 NV · Post by **4 U 2 NV** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:56 am

happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too

NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer

you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

He went out tonight
I'm all alone here at home
I wish he was here

i'd never leave you
i said i would but surprise!
god, i need a life

You just left live chat
Said you were going to bed
Nighty night NV

good night to you too
i really have to go now
big test tomorrow

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:59 am

4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too

NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer

you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

He went out tonight
I'm all alone here at home
I wish he was here

i'd never leave you
i said i would but surprise!
god, i need a life

You just left live chat
Said you were going to bed
Nighty night NV

good night to you too
i really have to go now
big test tomorrow

Good luck on that test
I hope you do very well
Tell me how you do

moomaster2000 · Post by **moomaster2000** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:09 am

Summer moonlight
touching my bed
brings gentle dream

This is just a poem, not a haiku.

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:11 am

moomaster2000 wrote:Summer moonlight
touching my bed
brings gentle dreams.

I am so sorry
that you do not understand
how to write hiaku

moomaster2000 · Post by **moomaster2000** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:20 am

You just ruined my perfect day...

the morning paper
harbinger of good and ill
I step over it

moomaster2000 · Post by **moomaster2000** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:40 am

Gave myself to sin
Gave myself to providence
They don't seem to mind

firstholliday · Post by **firstholliday** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:10 am

Just received word from Clapper.
Her baby is fine.
That was the best news ever.