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Post by Skittles! »

But amazingly hot.

Masturbation is great.
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Skittles! wrote:Masturbation is great.
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This whole thread was basically people arguing that it's impossible to "not masturbate". :lol:
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IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO MASTURBATE YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
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Post by Tisha »

it's possible to go without..if someone doesn't have it down right and doesn't know the greatness of it.. :lol:
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Tisha wrote:it's possible to go without..if someone doesn't have it down right and doesn't know the greatness of it.. :lol:


Or they grew up in the middle of nowhere, and have never seen the oppostie sex.
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jnd94 wrote:But, i heard women like guys with no foreskin.

It'll vary from women to women. Some people (gay men, straight women) will just NOT do a guy with a foreskin, others prefer it. Most don't really care.
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I like to put on a nice porno and cut a hole in a papaya that has been resting in hot water for a good hour...the papya will feel just like a warm, juicy vagina; plus, it will leave your skin soft and smooth! (With the option of eating the papaya after you're done with business :lol: )
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0ojakeo0 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Masturbation is great.
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Post by edwinissweet »

soundout9 wrote:
0ojakeo0 wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Masturbation is great.



the real thing is better..

one time a chick tried to give me a hand job.. that pissed me off.. i told her i could just do that myself. does anybody else agree?
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edwinissweet wrote:the real thing is better..

one time a chick tried to give me a hand job.. that pissed me off.. i told her i could just do that myself. does anybody else agree?

You're an idiot.

DaGip, go and buy a sex toy and a bunch of lube... Please, for us. Leave the poor fruits alone man!
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hecter wrote:
edwinissweet wrote:the real thing is better..

one time a chick tried to give me a hand job.. that pissed me off.. i told her i could just do that myself. does anybody else agree?

You're an idiot.

DaGip, go and buy a sex toy and a bunch of lube... Please, for us. Leave the poor fruits alone man!


What!?!? :? This thread is about masturbation, isn't it? Papya is the best, and my skin stays nice and smooth. My penis has less wrinkles since I've been using Papaya. :wink:
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:roll: at the idiot who revived this thread.
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The Weird One wrote::roll: at the idiot who revived this thread.

That was me.
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Post by hecter »

Skittles! wrote:
The Weird One wrote::roll: at the idiot who revived this thread.

That was me.

Fine job young man :D
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hecter wrote:
Skittles! wrote:
The Weird One wrote::roll: at the idiot who revived this thread.

That was me.

Fine job young man :D

I know, it was a fine job. Bout time this got bumped.
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This avy thing is freaking me out...
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DaGip wrote:I like to put on a nice porno and cut a hole in a papaya that has been resting in hot water for a good hour...the papya will feel just like a warm, juicy vagina; plus, it will leave your skin soft and smooth! (With the option of eating the papaya after you're done with business :lol: )


Scary.
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all this poll proves so far is that 14% of the people on this site are liars
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Jamie wrote:all this poll proves so far is that 14% of the people on this site are liars

thank you for saying something which has been said a million times
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I just realized something!

All this poll proves so far is that 14% of the people on this site are liars.
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Syzygy wrote:I just realized something!

All this poll proves so far is that 14% of the people on this site are liars.
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Who you calling a liar? Them's fighting words.
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Skoffin wrote:Who you calling a liar? Them's fighting words.


wat u dont???
scum tell!!

i dnt beleive it
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