Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:26 pm

Chris7He wrote:
ignotus wrote:
Chris7He wrote:Wish granted, but the cheese is so hot that it gives your mouth and throat first degree burns.

I wish I could meet Laurel.

wish granted, but she hates your guts.

I wish you could stop making useless threads.

Wish granted. I get my friend to do it for me.

I wish I could get raped by the ugliest, most disgusting it thing in the universe.

wish granted. Period!

I wish Laurel marries some other kid tomorow. :wink:

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:28 pm

wish granted....its you!

i wish for something that cannot be corrupted or ruined.

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:29 pm

you destroy the universe becuase of your law of wish

i wish i was gt

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:30 pm

got tonkaed wrote:wish granted....its you!

i wish for something that cannot be corrupted or ruined.

wish granted! *a Statue Of Liberty falls on your head and kills you*

I wish you get a better truck. :wink:

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:31 pm

firth4eva wrote:you destroy the universe becuase of your law of wish

i wish i was gt

wish granted...you are responsible for destroying the universe and everyone dislikes you....

i wish i did get a better truck.

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:32 pm

Wish granted. The truck appears on you and kills you.

I wish I could rape everyone in this forum.

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:32 pm

whats better than porn?

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:33 pm

firth4eva wrote:whats better than porn?

actually having sex.

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:34 pm

Chris7He wrote:Wish granted. The truck appears on you and kills you.

I wish I could rape everyone in this forum.

wish granted! however it was a dream and everyone found out about it when you woke up

I dont wish for anything.

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:36 pm

Wish granted! I come and rape you for not wishing.

I wish I had a penis.

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:50 pm

Chris7He wrote:Wish granted! I come and rape you for not wishing.

I wish I had a penis.

granted, but you shortly die afterwords...
I wish for the multiverse to be MINE!

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:04 pm

Wish granted, except for the multiverse exists only in theory and was a club of gay superheroes founded by me. I distribute the rapes and butt sex.

I wish my penis were longer.

Shadowstar · Post by **Shadowstar** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:27 pm

Granted, but it falls off.

I wish for a box filled with cookies.

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:28 pm

Wish granted, but the cookies are made of penises.

I wish I could have sex with Mark Foley.

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:39 pm

wish granted, but he has syphilis and you die.

I wish I had a pony.

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:40 pm

Wish granted, but you and the pony have to have sex with me.

I wish we could all have a gay orgy and get STDs.

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:42 pm

Chris7He wrote:Wish granted, but you and the pony have to have sex with me.

I wish we could all have a gay orgy and get STDs.

granted, but you wake up next to BACK to the future part 2 and 3! Mua hah ha!
I wish I ruled the universe!

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:43 pm

wish granted, but you have to have sex with me for eternity to pay off the debt and taxes for owning the universe.

I wish we could all have an orgy.

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:56 pm

Granted. We all get Syphilis. And die.

I wish I had all the guitar playing abilities of Van Halen, Hendrix, Clapton, Hammett, Young and Santana.

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:57 pm

Syzygy wrote:Granted. We all get Syphilis. And die.

I wish I had all the guitar playing abilities of Van Halen, Hendrix, Clapton, Hammett, Young and Santana.

SWHEETTT!!!!

Wish granted, but you have to have sex with me before and after every performance.

I wish I didn't bang your mom.

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:10 pm

You didn't. You banged my 85 year-old grandmother. Well done.

I wish I was a sexy version of Donald Trump.

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:11 pm

Wish granted, but you didn't learn about Donny's nighttime job :shock:

I wish I didn't have sex with you.

fireedud · Post by **fireedud** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:12 pm

Chris7He wrote:Wish granted, but you didn't learn about Donny's nighttime job

I wish I didn't have sex with you.

wish granted; I rape you

I wish to have bothe a penis and a vigina so I can do it with myself.

Chris7He · Post by **Chris7He** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:16 pm

Wish granted, but you have to have sex with me (the only other hermaphrodite).

I wish I could have more sex than anybody else in history.

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:53 pm

wish granted, but then u die

i wish i was the richest man on earth