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My banana is Huge.
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reverend_kyle wrote:My banana is Huge.


It contrasts well with your Penis.
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diddle wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:My banana is Huge.


It contrasts well with your Penis.


Indeed Banana huge

penis super huge.
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reverend_kyle wrote:
diddle wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:My banana is Huge.


It contrasts well with your Penis.


Indeed Banana huge

penis super huge.


So what your saying is...

Banana = Huge

Penis = super huge

Your penis = dissapointing.
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diddle wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
diddle wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:My banana is Huge.


It contrasts well with your Penis.


Indeed Banana huge

penis super huge.


So what your saying is...

Banana = Huge

Penis = super huge

Your penis = dissapointing.

this thread=huge

andy's banana=extremely huge

mtg banana: slightly huge
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Iliad wrote:
diddle wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
diddle wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:My banana is Huge.


It contrasts well with your Penis.


Indeed Banana huge

penis super huge.


So what your saying is...

Banana = Huge

Penis = super huge

Your penis = dissapointing.

this thread=huge

andy's banana=extremely huge

mtg banana: slightly huge


kyle's penis=the biggest.
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Enough with the penis!

Everyone knows there is no correlation between banana size and penis size!
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what about foot size?
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static_ice wrote:what about foot size?

Well, I'm a size 10/11, and I have a whopping 2 1/2 inches, so, y'know... Shit! That's right, I'm a chick! Um... That's how long my clit is?
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hecter wrote:
static_ice wrote:what about foot size?

Well, I'm a size 10/11, and I have a whopping 2 1/2 inches, so, y'know... Shit! That's right, I'm a chick! Um... That's how long my clit is?



*takes deep breath*

Does your clit hang low,
Does it wobble too and fro,
Can you tie it in a knot,
Can you tie it in a bow,
Can you toss it over your shoulder like a regimental soldier,
Does your Clit, hang, low.

*bows*
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Guess what.
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diddle wrote:
hecter wrote:
static_ice wrote:what about foot size?

Well, I'm a size 10/11, and I have a whopping 2 1/2 inches, so, y'know... Shit! That's right, I'm a chick! Um... That's how long my clit is?



*takes deep breath*

Does your clit hang low,
Does it wobble too and fro,
Can you tie it in a knot,
Can you tie it in a bow,
Can you toss it over your shoulder like a regimental soldier,
Does your Clit, hang, low.

*bows*

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autoload wrote:Guess what.


What?
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hecter wrote:
diddle wrote:
hecter wrote:
static_ice wrote:what about foot size?

Well, I'm a size 10/11, and I have a whopping 2 1/2 inches, so, y'know... Shit! That's right, I'm a chick! Um... That's how long my clit is?



*takes deep breath*

Does your clit hang low,
Does it wobble too and fro,
Can you tie it in a knot,
Can you tie it in a bow,
Can you toss it over your shoulder like a regimental soldier,
Does your Clit, hang, low.

*bows*

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
BRAVO!! BRAVO!!!


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diddle wrote:
autoload wrote:Guess what.


What?


Poop.
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Post by diddle »

autoload wrote:
diddle wrote:
autoload wrote:Guess what.


What?


Poop.


Are you serious?!?
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diddle wrote:
autoload wrote:
diddle wrote:
autoload wrote:Guess what.


What?


Poop.


Are you serious?!?


i feel so stupid i didnt think of that one before :roll:
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I'll see your 12 gauge and raise you a 10 gauge.
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autoload wrote:I'll see your 12 gauge and raise you a 10 gauge.


I will give you a 3 gauge, for a 20% stake in your 10 gauge.

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This is god's Thread.
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:roll:
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So.. I'm missing out on school today. Boo-ywah.
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Skittles! wrote:So.. I'm missing out on school today. Boo-ywah.
I didn't have school today. :wink:
"Eh, whatever."
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