Conquerclub Haikus

Kaplowitz · Post by **Kaplowitz** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:05 pm

firstholliday wrote:Clap is a sleeze,
Happy a tease,
Mine smells of cheese.

Thats not a haiku
You are teh stupidest one
:twisted:

firstholliday · Post by **firstholliday** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:26 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:
firstholliday wrote:Clap is a sleeze,
Happy a tease,
Mine smells of cheese.

Thats not a haiku
You are teh stupidest one

Wtf is a haiku anyway.
The smell is here to stay.
omg it's turning grey!!!

Frop · Post by **Frop** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:32 pm

firstholliday wrote:
Kaplowitz wrote:
firstholliday wrote:Clap is a sleeze,
Happy a tease,
Mine smells of cheese.

Thats not a haiku
You are teh stupidest one

Wtf is a haiku anyway.
The smell is here to stay.
omg it's turning grey!!!

Dear Firstholliday
You should use Wiki often
Answers can be found

Kaplowitz · Post by **Kaplowitz** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:35 pm

Frop wrote:
firstholliday wrote:
Kaplowitz wrote:
firstholliday wrote:Clap is a sleeze,
Happy a tease,
Mine smells of cheese.

Thats not a haiku
You are teh stupidest one

Wtf is a haiku anyway.
The smell is here to stay.
omg it's turning grey!!!

Dear Firstholliday
You should use Wiki often
Answers can be found

That was good advice
You should help out more often
Hope that wiki helps!

firstholliday · Post by **firstholliday** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:36 pm

so if i would say
clap is a sleeze anyway
it would be ok

firstholliday · Post by **firstholliday** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:51 pm

conclusion here
Haiku is overated
let us all rime now

InkL0sed · Post by **InkL0sed** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:18 pm

the haiku police
does no like teh bad haikus
fine with bad grammar

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:28 pm

Holliday is dumb
Please don't mind him, he is slow
Clapper is the best

khazalid · Post by **khazalid** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:36 pm

lately the dice are
five-sided bringers of woe
why play public games?

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:38 pm

khazalid don't cry
The ponies will comfort you
Just don't drop the soap.

khazalid · Post by **khazalid** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:47 pm

soap is hard to hold
i have hooves in lieu of hands
no surprise mountings

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:54 pm

Figures you like it
Watch where you stick that carrot
Blitz will get a smile

khazalid · Post by **khazalid** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:57 pm

exclusive info!
happy is taking a shower
excuse me one sec...

firstholliday · Post by **firstholliday** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:57 pm

Happy please shut up,
You must know were you belong
Get back to the stove

firstholliday · Post by **firstholliday** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 2:58 pm

[quote="khazalid"]exclusive info!
happy is taking a shower
excuse me one sec...[/quote

lol lol lol lol lol
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:lol:

khazalid · Post by **khazalid** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:07 pm

haha. true too. shame the second line had 8 syllables... perfection is a vice as they say

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:50 pm

Ponies are all guys
it makes me wonder about
if they are all gay

they have poker nights
where they take off all their clothes
and munch on carrots

a few of us gals
all like to poke fun at them
it's too darn easy

and then for first holliday:

holliday shut up
you should know better than that
I don't cook for you

wacicha · Post by **wacicha** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:58 pm

The1exile wrote:Dictators round here,
Such pleasant chaps to talk to,
But double six sucks.

unless they are yours lol

khazalid · Post by **khazalid** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 3:58 pm

ponies: baby horses
though we have been known to get
used by the stallions

spurned by the mares
the stables are a tough place
all saddles and straw

wacicha · Post by **wacicha** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:01 pm

firstholliday wrote:Happy please shut up,
You must know were you belong
Get back to the stove

I guess you have not seen the pictures of her and the rifles. She can do the hunting I would do the cooking. Never argue with a lady with a gun

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:02 pm

wacicha wrote:
The1exile wrote:Dictators round here,
Such pleasant chaps to talk to,
But double six sucks.

unless they are yours lol

Number one rule here:
The defenders dice are yours,
Or whose are neutrals?

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:04 pm

khazalid wrote:ponies: baby horses
though we have been known to get
used by the stallions

spurned by the mares
the stables are a tough place
all saddles and straw

Your haiku was wrong
you f*cked it up royally
you should learn to count

firstholliday · Post by **firstholliday** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:12 pm

Why is she still here
The chain is to long again.
Some eggs would be nice.

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:17 pm

firstholliday wrote:Why is she still here
The chain is to long again.
Some eggs would be nice.

Stop being lazy
get your ass off from the couch
I don't cook for you

firstholliday · Post by **firstholliday** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 4:17 pm

As long as our dubs
Are still in favour of me.
Guess who is your boss.