Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

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bryguy
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u get all Eleven Commandments from the Bible

1. I am the Lord your God, you shall have no other gods
2. Do not use the Lords name in vain
3. Keep holy the sabbath (sunday)
4. Honor thy mother and father
5. Thou shall not kill
6. Thou shall not commit adultery
7. Thou shall not steal
8. Thou shall not lie
9. Thou shall not covet your neighbors wife
10. Thou shall not covet your neighbors belongings
(and my favorie)
11. Thou shall do the dance
(Evan Almighty, during the credits)

i insert NES
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You get a rejection

I insert a ninja
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
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Post by bryguy »

an old lady with a samurai sword pops out, and chops u to pieces






i insert lackattack
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we get board of this board and leave





i insert bump
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Post by hadati »

the vending macine blows up hahahahha





i put an evil monkey into the vending machine thats not there
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Post by bryguy »

u get a note with this add on it


It's the AMAZING Invisible avvy!

Now available for 4 easy payments of $34.99.

Call us toll free @ 1-800-353-6346 our operators are standing by.

We will provide a 30 day money back satisfaction guarantee!

Call within the next 5 minutes and get a SECOND 'AMAZING Invisible avvy' for NO extra
charge! A $279.92 value for just 4 easy payments of $34.99!




i insert your invisible avy
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Post by mr. incrediball »

you get a kick in the teeth

"well, it's better than a-" no, wait...

i insert a harry potter book
darvlay wrote:Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
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Post by muy_thaiguy »

A basilisk comes out and eats you.




I insert 1/2 of Fir's posts.
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous


What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Post by mr. incrediball »

the machine overloads.

game over.
darvlay wrote:Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
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mr. incrediball wrote:the machine overloads.

game over.

*Fixes it and updates the machine*
There...
*Inserts self*
I'm back after an all too long hiatus.
Real life sure knows how to intervene.
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You get stuck in the machine FOREVER!!!

I insert a NES for NESConquerer.
In heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine, in heaven... Everything is fine... You got your things, and I've got mine.
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Post by The Weird One »

He comes out and offers to play mafia with you.




I file a lawsuit against this bastard for copyright infringement:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:



bryguy wrote:u get a note with this add on it


It's the AMAZING Invisible avvy!

Now available for 4 easy payments of $34.99.

Call us toll free @ 1-800-353-6346 our operators are standing by.

We will provide a 30 day money back satisfaction guarantee!

Call within the next 5 minutes and get a SECOND 'AMAZING Invisible avvy' for NO extra
charge! A $279.92 value for just 4 easy payments of $34.99!




i insert your invisible avy
come up with an original idea next time :evil:
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Post by lord voldemort »

out comes two even angrier though i dnt kno why

i put in a chicken
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You earn a chicken sandwich! Hooray? That isn't right...
I insert a fire into the vending machine!
I'm back after an all too long hiatus.
Real life sure knows how to intervene.
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You get a fire-fighter in hotpants.

I insert a calculator
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MeDeFe wrote:You get a fire-fighter in hotpants.

I insert a calculator

A NES flys out into your hands! Lucky you! :D
I insert myself into the vending machine while invincible!
I'm back after an all too long hiatus.
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I get a million dollars.


I insert a quarter.
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous


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you get a quarterback (oh the pun)

i put in a brick
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You get a house (she's a brick, house)


I put in a tube.
"Eh, whatever."
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toothpaste sprays in your face

I put in a clam
Bob Hacket is my middle name
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it comes out on a bowl with salty lemonade.

I put in a vending machine...
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You receive a bike.

I put a monkey in the vending machine of doom :)
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the mon opens. (mon-key)



I put in a slip of paper with "what is a mon" written on it.
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and a sheet of paper comes out that has written on it "the first 3 letters of monkey"



i insert a blank piece of paper
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Post by mr. incrediball »

you recieve directions from the kremlin, to the north pole.



i insert a banana
darvlay wrote:Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
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