Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:56 pm

you get a sexy woman.

you put her right back in :roll:

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:56 pm

you get beaten over the head by a mechanical arm attached to the machine for making sexual advances on it

I put in a can of deodorant

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:01 pm

you get your mother

I put your mother back in

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:02 pm

dammit! second time I was fastposted.

you get kwanton

and I put in a peice of moldy cheese

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:04 pm

you get

I put a candy in

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:08 pm

A rotting tooth pops out.

I put in water

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:19 pm

You get a water gun.
I insert the uss enterprise!

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:51 pm

You get a Romulan War bird, but it's cloaked so you can't find it.

I insert a small piece of string.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:52 pm

And cat comes out looking for more.

I put an egg in.

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:00 pm

you get a stink bomb

I put in fircoal's brain

elloeverybody! · Post by **elloeverybody!** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:28 pm

a pikachu pops out

I insert the devil

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:36 pm

elloeverybody! wrote:a pikachu pops out

I insert the devil

You got cereburus!
*Inserts Worst mafiaer certificate*

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 4:36 pm

you get a picture of yourself

insert a baboon

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:10 pm

It doesn't go in and it mauls you.

I insert a Harry Potter book.

ga7 · Post by **ga7** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:12 pm

You get a wand up your ass.

I insert rum.

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:16 pm

you get an invitation to an AA meeting.

I put in a goldfish

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:19 pm

A shark pops out, grabs you, and drags you back in.

I insert a bomb.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:19 pm

nothing happens

I insert mtgs post count

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:21 pm

A reward is given to me.

I insert cena's post count.

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 6:43 pm

and the flame wars forum goes up in flames

i insert the submit button

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:21 pm

You can no longer post. There is much rejoicing.

I insert one of the streamers from the party.

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:40 pm

*Vending machine becomes a giant demon head and barfs out lava*
*Vending machine regulates self*
*Inserts all mafia games*

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:12 pm

vending machine gives you a 'DO NOT ENTER' sign.

i insert a broken pair of sunglasses

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:13 pm

*Spits out deed to spectacle rock* (TLOZ reference!)
*Inserts self despite the do not enter sign*
CANNONBALL!

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 9:00 am

and u get shot out, where u know cena, TWO, hecter, muy, and ga7 over, and then u blow up

i insert NES's computer