Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:01 am

darth vader comes out and kills u

i buy another computer and but cena in

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:01 am

i was in anyway so nothing happens

i put in a pie

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:02 am

the machine pushes u and lack out because it does not want u to have the pie

i put in a fake lightsaber

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:39 am

The machine grinds up the fake sabre and spits it out! It HATES those things...
*Inserts NES into the vending machine*

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:46 am

NES comes out,just nicer and clean

i insert air

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:47 am

bryguy wrote:NES comes out,just nicer and clean

i insert air

*Machine blows upon thee like you were a bubble*
VMOD: You got bubble'd!
*Inserts the dead master chief and hopes he becomes ground beef*

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:48 am

out comes ground beef

which i insert

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:49 am

bryguy wrote:out comes ground beef

which i insert

*Free burgers fly out at a rate of 10000000 million burgers per second*
*Inserts the xbox 360 in hopes of it being mulched*

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:51 am

u get mulched

i insert the rarely used :-({|=

emoticon

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:53 am

bryguy wrote:u get mulched

i insert the rarely used emoticon

*1000 violins fly out per minute*
*Inserts mulched self into vending machine*

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:56 am

and out comes cena

i insert the rest of NES

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:22 am

it swallows him up and gives you nothing back

i put in 1million dollars

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:34 am

it gives u a penny

i insert the :twisted:

emoticon

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:35 am

Machine makes the emoticon to mulch...
*Inserts world's worst mafiaer title*

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:40 am

it gives it to bryguy

inserts a pie

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:42 am

gives u some whipped cream for the pie

inserts cena's dignity :twisted:

elloeverybody! · Post by **elloeverybody!** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 10:47 am

out comes... nothing

I put in a rubber plant

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:34 pm

A bouncy ball smacks you in the face.

I put in mm10's spam.

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:39 pm

a spam sandwich comes out

i put in jesus

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:41 pm

god comes out

I put in nothing

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:42 pm

A lightning bolt comes out and shocks you for not putting anything in.

I put a hockey puck in.

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:43 pm

the contents of NES's head comes out

I put in a termite ridden baseball bat with a large wallaby painted on the side of it in gold

EDIT: fastposted. :evil:

I still like my answer better

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:48 pm

you get a termite ridden baseball with a large wallaby painted on the side of it in gold

I put in What MIB got

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:52 pm

a richard dawkins book pops out.

"read that, it's edumacational"

i put in a turd.

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:53 pm

you get yourself

I put in :wink: