Tournaments that are no longer happening
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Mr.T
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by Mr.T » Tue Jul 25, 2006 2:28 pm
This tournament is only for shitty players, It will be a Standard, classic, sequential, escalating unlimited battle to the death. The only rules are that you must have less than 943 pts when you sign up for the event and there are no ingame alliances permitted. Also there is no crying allowed.
Please only post if you are interested in playing or you have a comment that is degrading and offensive.
MR.T
b-b5
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by b-b5 » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:21 pm
I wouldnt mind playing a slow one although my score doesnt qualify, but don't let that stand against me as I have never played Risk in my life and only completed 2 games on here; one of which I luck-boxed
reverend_kyle
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by reverend_kyle » Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:52 pm
why under 943?
I'd play but my record is worse against other privates.
DANCING MUSTARD FOR POOP IN '08!
2dimes
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by 2dimes » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:16 pm
I think it's for other people that are getting creamed Kyle. hence the low score requirement.
reverend_kyle
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by reverend_kyle » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:17 pm
2dimes wrote: I think it's for other people that are getting creamed Kyle. hence the low score requirement.
but why the number as odd as 943.. why not 950 or 900...
I qualify but dont want to get creamed by other privates.
DANCING MUSTARD FOR POOP IN '08!
autoload
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by autoload » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:26 pm
That shit is awesome!
Too bad the winner will get shit for points...
dussle
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by dussle » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:23 pm
Not only that, but imagine the spoils of victory. Your name would be in the spotlight as [enter name here]: proud winner of the 'Stache Toiletbowl Invitational, the only tournament exclusively for players who suck.
HighBorn
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by HighBorn » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:13 pm
not true i believe there was a tourny b4 for sucky players
TitusFinn
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by TitusFinn » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:14 pm
<---not sucky player.
...unless drunk or loaded
JTFR
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by JTFR » Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:17 pm
<----sucky. cursed. its the curse of petrified wood. and poor grammer.
<----not a troll. Puppet. P U P P E T. Puppet.
Plowable_Earth
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by Plowable_Earth » Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:17 am
i would like to paticipate in this degrading tourney ===plowable_earth
autoload
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by autoload » Sun Aug 13, 2006 10:38 pm
This tourney is still looking for players?
Roger Dodger
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by Roger Dodger » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:40 am
i will play.. i am prob. one of the more shittiest of player.
sign me up
reverend_kyle
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by reverend_kyle » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:49 pm
Tourney list
1. Roger Dodger
2. Dussel
3. RoxLuzer89
4. 2dimes
5.rmcdavid(barely too good)
6.JTFR(barely too good.)
7. sublime 731
sorry to b-b5, autoload, JTFR, and plowable earth.. you dont suck enough.
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rmcdavid
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by rmcdavid » Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:02 pm
im in!
reverend_kyle
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by reverend_kyle » Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:33 pm
sorry you are 3 points too good.
rmcdavid
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by rmcdavid » Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:34 pm
blah i just got some points from a terminator. At the time I signed up i was 936.
reverend_kyle
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by reverend_kyle » Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:40 pm
I'll add you to the list along with JTFR and T can decide.
rmcdavid
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by rmcdavid » Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:53 pm
ok thx, game # for the terminator was 56785 just incase you guys need proof!
reverend_kyle
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by reverend_kyle » Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:55 pm
I'm not running the tournament so I honestl dont care.. it just looks like t abandoned it so I was helping him out.
jaydog
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by jaydog » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:11 am
i'll play, been playin pretty sucky lately
reverend_kyle
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by reverend_kyle » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:09 am
jaydog wrote: i'll play, been playin pretty sucky lately
haha, you are way too good. gotta be below 943.
Roger Dodger
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by Roger Dodger » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:31 am
hey why am i #1 am i the stupidest of players?
sublime731
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by sublime731 » Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:57 am
I just started here so i suck enough to qualify
sign me up!
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