What Religion Are You?

Caleb the Cruel · Post by **Caleb the Cruel** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:05 pm

Boxcutta wrote:I'm pretty sure agnostic shouldn't be considered a religion.

i consider it a religion, small and incorrect, but nontheless a religion

Boxcutta · Post by **Boxcutta** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:07 pm

Caleb the Cruel wrote:i consider it a religion, small and incorrect, but nontheless a religion

I consider you an idiot.

By the way, how's your "bring back the off-topic forum WHAAAAAAAA!!!" campaign going?

Master Bush · Post by **Master Bush** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:09 pm

Boxcutta wrote:I'm pretty sure agnostic shouldn't be considered a religion.

As well as Lutheran.

Caleb the Cruel · Post by **Caleb the Cruel** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:15 pm

Master Bush wrote:
Boxcutta wrote:I'm pretty sure agnostic shouldn't be considered a religion.

As well as Lutheran.

and what religion may you be?

Boxcutta · Post by **Boxcutta** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:16 pm

I worship Pan, the Goat God.

Caleb the Cruel · Post by **Caleb the Cruel** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:18 pm

Boxcutta wrote: how's your "bring back the off-topic forum campaign going?

it's going fine, i'm letting that thread die down for a little while though
but lack said he will consider bringing back off-topic topics at a later date

Master Bush · Post by **Master Bush** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:21 pm

I too worship Pan, the Goat God.

Boxcutta · Post by **Boxcutta** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:25 pm

Caleb the Cruel wrote:
Boxcutta wrote:how's your "bring back the off-topic forum campaign going?

i lost

Caleb the Cruel · Post by **Caleb the Cruel** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:28 pm

Master Bush wrote:I too worship Pan, the Goat God.

i don't know how i could've missed that religion

mightyal · Post by **mightyal** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:31 pm

U missed Pantheism. Unbelievable.

Boxcutta · Post by **Boxcutta** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:02 pm

Caleb the Cruel wrote:
Master Bush wrote:I too worship Pan, the Goat God.

i don't know how i could've missed that religion

Bigot.

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:06 pm

Boxcutta wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:
Master Bush wrote:I too worship Pan, the Goat God.

i don't know how i could've missed that religion

Bigot.

He also missed johnny rottens pastafarianism.

reaper · Post by **reaper** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:09 pm

ur nonexistent god can suck my dick

Jolly Roger · Post by **Jolly Roger** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:16 pm

reaper wrote:ur nonexistent god can suck my dick

now that would be a religious experience

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:23 pm

Boxcutta wrote:I worship Pan, the Goat God.

And he's calling others idiots? :roll:

TitusFinn · Post by **TitusFinn** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:07 am

You're grouping Mormons and Jehovha's witnesses together? Do you know that they're two different religions?

Boxcutta · Post by **Boxcutta** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:16 am

jay_a2j wrote:
Boxcutta wrote:I worship Pan, the Goat God.

And he's calling others idiots?

Yep. Let it soak in for a minute.

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:46 pm

jay_a2j wrote:And he's calling others idiots?

I'd much rather frolic around half-naked in a field playing a pipe than sitting in uncomfortable seats listening to a pipe organ.

kingwaffles · Post by **kingwaffles** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:21 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:He also missed johnny rottens pastafarianism.

Hey! Johnny isn't the only Pastafarian here!

(See my first post in this topic...)

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:23 pm

kingwaffles wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:He also missed johnny rottens pastafarianism.

Hey! Johnny isn't the only Pastafarian here! (See my first post in this topic...)

you've been gone for so long I thought you were out like patroclus...

Caleb you have now been bigoted against 2 valuable members of cc..

I'm inviting you to leave.

Boxcutta · Post by **Boxcutta** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:43 pm

happysadfun · Post by **happysadfun** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:50 pm

Sammy gags wrote:
slash1890 wrote:Where's Agnosticism, Taoist, Scientologist, and Wicca?

I myself am Agnostic, but it's still unfair to leave those other religions out.

ive heard of those religions, but wut do they believe in?

Agnostics think that we'll never know if there's a God or not. Taoists live by that funny Yin-Yang thing. Scientologists believe there are 8 ways to heaven, called channels (channel 7 is spirits, for Boxcutta to know). Wiccans cast spells and worship the Earth (most importantly), along with (secondarily) the elements Fire, Water, and Wind. Jehovah's Witness and the LDS church (aka Mormons) are similar in the fact that they are both "Christian Cults," which are non-Christian churches that call themselves Christians. They are the largest Christian Cults.

Willgfass · Post by **Willgfass** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:57 pm

(Greek) Eastern orthodox Christianity is the First and true Christianity. It is the chritianity that was used by the disciples. I put a parenthesis around Greek because it started as Greek but then other eastern european countries caught on.

Caleb the Cruel · Post by **Caleb the Cruel** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:12 pm

yes i recognize that mormons and jehovah's witnesses are two different things
but they are both cults (as stated by happysadfun)
also I used Mormon or Jehovas Witness (or vice-versa)
if I thought they were the same I would have put Mormon/Jehovahs Witness just like I did for Atheist/None

happysadfun · Post by **happysadfun** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:21 pm

Willgfass wrote:(Greek) Eastern orthodox Christianity is the First and true Christianity. It is the chritianity that was used by the disciples. I put a parenthesis around Greek because it started as Greek but then other eastern european countries caught on.

and no. it's not. there was "the church" then at the start of the byzantine era it split into roman catholic and eastern orthodox.

What Religion Are You?

What religion are you?