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Post by tiberiusaquila »

I am...I mean YOU are addicted to Conquer Club when you plan on naming your children alphabetically after the lanes in Circvs Maximvs.

Not that I'd ever consider such a thing... :oops:
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dominationnation wrote:when you have fun sitting at home thinking about what eveyone in real life looks and acts like. Personally I think that vincent is the kid that spends his time on the computer looking for poorn. Dwight is the kid that follows the cool kids around and just comments on everything they say by laughing or nodding. Hecter..well hecter is the kid that is sitting in his room when his mom comes in yelling "Hecter youve been on that computer for 15 days non stop. Will you ever come off?" then hecter starts screaming uninteligbly about how the light hurts his eyes...


What about me. Oh wait, that's easy. :lol:
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Post by crzyblue »

I don't know if this one has been posted yet....
But when you take off work a day and end up spending it on here... when you could have just stayed at work and get paid to play.
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Post by dogstar4god »

when you back up your computer clock 5 minutes so you can finish reading this thread... :D :D ... yea. thats me.

or when you simply explain the game as" i have 2 take over the world...h/o" or to your mother "it helps me learn where the countries of the world are" just to get 10 more minutes..

and i've only played for 3 months or so.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go try to take over the world"
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Post by Iliad »

Bump.

Since there's a clubhouse version let this thread come back to life!
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Post by mandalorian2298 »

s.xkitten wrote:
Begbie wrote:
codyjd wrote:When you're listening to a history lecture and think, "wow, Hitler had really good dice."


But he forgot is was esc cards


i personally like this one better...


Bah, the whole WW2 was full of secret alliances. All those leaders deserved a Neg. :roll:
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when I saw a with reg. number FTZ and thought about AAFitz
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Post by AAFitz »

man, now i have to figure out what this is about...

ok now i get it

my sentence....

...when someone from sweeden knows your CC name so well, he's reminded of it in the real world
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i think he meant a car reg. :lol:
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i got it after a moment...at first i was assuming it reffered to an earlier post...

i started at the end :oops:
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Post by rebelman »

if you are impressed with how well your laptop rests on top of the sink in the downstairs loo, like it was purpose built :oops:
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Post by juventino »

ah.. exactly.. "car" was the missing word.... i will send you a photo AA. It is a cute car
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Post by cena-rules »

Your first thought is.... I wonder if mm10 made afool out o himself whilst I was asleep??
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when studying the schliefflen plan in history and realising that is your freestyle strategy
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firth4eva wrote:when studying the schliefflen plan in history and realising that is your freestyle strategy

:lol:

When you think this after seeing 300:
"Wow Xerxes shouldn't have pressed autoattack!
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Post by Herakilla »

whenever you see a pair of numbers next to eachother (like at a basketball game when players stand close) you think "ATTACK"
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cena-rules wrote:Your first thought is.... I wonder if mm10 made afool out o himself whilst I was asleep??


:lol: :lol: :lol:

cena you make me chuckle
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cena-rules wrote:Your first thought is.... I wonder if mm10 made afool out o himself whilst I was asleep??
seriously, thats a rhetorical question though. Of course the answer is yes.
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Post by Iliad »

misterman10 wrote:
cena-rules wrote:Your first thought is.... I wonder if mm10 made afool out o himself whilst I was asleep??
seriously, thats a rhetorical question though. Of course the answer is yes.

I think he is wondering hoy much of a fool
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when in yall are talking about WWII in global studies and the teacher says "if you color in all the countries in europe dominated by the axis powers, every country except switzerland will be colored" you immedieatly think of CC.
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When you start reffering to yourself as your screen name.
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When you have like 20 posts a day.....on your first day 8-[
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When you curse at the computer because you know damn well that your opponent is sitting there torturing you, by watching the screen and not playing until 22 hours pass...like that would ever happen
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when your playing gears of war and you die you say "****ing ones"
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...when you can type both your username and password in 2 seconds.
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