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Your Result: You will be murdered.

did I win?
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My heart will stop beating.
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Car crash :(
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This is inacturate, I'm immortal. :D
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Stopper wrote:"How Will I Die?"Your Result: You will die while having sex.

Your last moments in this life will be enjoyable indeed...hopefully. Do not fear sex. Try not to become celibate as a way of escaping death. You cannot run from destiny.


Hehe. snap! :D

So I'm going to die having sex, then I'm going to be sent to the second level of Hell to spend eternity with the other lustful people...mmm I see a pattern developing here :-k
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Post by dustn64 »

it says

test wrote: You will never die, superman lives forever


whatever, like I have never heard that before
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Boredom... It also told me to stop taking so many tests...
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jay_a2j wrote:My heart will stop beating.


Haha. Mine will too after I die in a car accident according to this test.
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How will I die?
Your Result: You will die in a car accident.


Please, continue to buckle up, and try not to speed. More likely than not, it will happen very randomly and quickly. Occasionally, this result stands for death in a plane crash. Do not fear transportation. Avoid becoming a hermit, you cannot escape fate.


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random answer results:

Your Result: You will die from a terminal illness.


My apologies. In the future, there will be more effective medication to help absolve the pain and discomfort. Do not fear pain or hospitals. To endure illness is divine and will reap many rewards in the next life.
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Sex kills. Or at least it's supposed to kill me. Well....it didn't say that. Just said I'd die while having sex. Woohoo....I'm gunna get laid!
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bedub1 wrote:Sex kills. Or at least it's supposed to kill me. Well....it didn't say that. Just said I'd die while having sex. Woohoo....I'm gunna get laid!


:-s
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I will die saving someone. hmm.. can I save myself? :lol:
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wicked wrote:I will die saving someone. hmm.. can I save myself? :lol:


NO! :x
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Your Result: You will die while saving someone's life.
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I will die of lung cancer caused by smoking poles.
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Yay, death by car.
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Boredom FTW! followed closely by nuclear holocoust
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car accident, closely followed by nukes.
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Your Result: You will die in a car accident.

Please, continue to buckle up, and try not to speed. More likely than not, it will happen very randomly and quickly. Occasionally, this result stands for death in a plane crash. Do not fear transportation. Avoid becoming a hermit, you cannot escape fate.

You will die in a nuclear holocaust.
You will die from a terminal illness.
You will be murdered.
You will die while saving someone's life.
You will die of boredom.
You will die in your sleep.
You will die while having sex.

sex is last :lol:
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Post by Black Warior »

How would i die?
Answer: In the next WORLD WAR!!! :twisted:
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Post by MeDeFe »

To all those who die while having sex.

I've heard that every orgasm lengthens a persons lifespan by about 2 or 3 minutes. So give it a try, make your lives long and enjoyable.
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Post by NESconqueror »

parno4u wrote:take this fun test click here

Death of boredom? :cry:
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Post by Dancing Mustard »

I got "boning parno4u's mum"



This was disappointing, I was hoping for at least Avril Lavigne.
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