Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:05 am

granted but you didn't specify what you meant and all you get is a piece of paper that has 360 written on it.

I wish all that stuff I wished for before would come true in this world.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:05 am

granted but you didn't specify what you meant and all you get is a piece of paper that has 360 written on it.

I wish all that stuff I wished for before would come true in this world.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:09 am

Granted, but then people steal it from you.
(oh by the way, don't post twice!)
I wish I had a Nintendo Wii.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:21 am

Granted, nothing goes wrong and you enjoy it for centuries to come.

I wish I was a werewolf.

dominationnation · Post by **dominationnation** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:32 am

granted but your kids eat you
I wish that I was funny

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:31 pm

Granted, but only in your mind.

I wish I had Superman's strength

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:21 pm

Granted, but you cannot control it and break everything you touch, including your loved ones and that mug your grandmother got you for your seventh birthday that says "Birthday Boy!" on the side in big green letters that remind you of the Star-Wars credits.

I wish your mother had cherry red hair. Grrr.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:11 pm

Her hair is dyed with your blood, and now your dead.

I wish I had a skwerl!

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:29 am

skewer??

duday53 · Post by **duday53** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:56 am

a skewer drops from the sky and stabs you

I wish i had a million more wishes

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:13 pm

Granted, but they are all corrupted and useless.

I wish I could use my weiner to clean out the blocked u-bend in my bath.

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:26 pm

Granted, but it gets stuck

I wish people weren't so stupid

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:35 pm

granted. they see you are scum and kill you.

I wish Mido kept scoring like he is now

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:54 pm

Granted, but then he dies suddenly with no explanation.

I wish I had a banana cream pie.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:59 pm

granted but you cant eat it

I wish for a thumb

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:52 pm

granted but it has a mind of it's own and starts poking you in the eye repeatedly.

I wish that my team will win tomorrow night's football game

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:51 pm

Granted, but they never win again

I wish I didn't have to clean the Bathrooms at work

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:00 pm

Granted now the bathroom's remain dirty forever and you have to use them.

I wish that my team would win every game this season, including the state championship.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:02 pm

Granted, but they get busted for 'roids.

I wish the Wyo Cowboys would win the NCAA.

duday53 · Post by **duday53** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:09 pm

NCAA?

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:17 pm

duday53 wrote:NCAA?

National College Athletic Association. aka, College football (American that is)

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:35 am

you didnt wish.

I wish I had the most posts

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:56 am

Granted but then you get forum-banned for spamming.

I wish that I score a touchdown Friday night.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:03 am

granted but your team loses and you break you legs scoring.

I wish fo nothing

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:06 am

You receive nothing and you cry and kill yourself.

I wish the next poster wouldn't post