Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:25 pm

ok. You have sex with the other hall monster and she crushes you. You die

I wish for a baloon

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:26 pm

cena-rules wrote:ok. You have sex with the other hall monster and she crushes you. You die

I wish for a baloon

Granted, but it has a second hole in it!
I wish I would not die or suffer a lifelong coma!

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:29 pm

ok. You go into a coma. Wake up. The world has become enslaved by me. You are my slave.

I wish i had a toga

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:30 pm

cena-rules wrote:ok. You go into a coma. Wake up. The world has become enslaved by me. You are my slave.

I wish i had a toga

Granted, but it is all pink and frilly and you get embarrased on the World Wide Web.
I wish I was immortal and coma free and free!

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:34 pm

Fine but you get beaten up all day and wish you could die. I grant that.

I wish you were my slave

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:07 pm

cena-rules wrote:Fine but you get beaten up all day and wish you could die. I grant that.

I wish you were my slave

Granted, but the slaves overthrow you!
I wish for nothing bad to happen to me!

Russianfire8371 · Post by **Russianfire8371** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:21 pm

granted but nothing good happens either

i wish that i was god

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:24 pm

GRANTED BUT IT IS OF A PIE

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:27 pm

i wish cena-rules would follow the rules :lol:

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:28 pm

not granted

I wish for a black hole to put me in a land of candy

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:29 pm

granted, but you can never get out and die from too much candy and no water

i wish that every clubhouser would go to flame wars and annoy the "flamers"

Russianfire8371 · Post by **Russianfire8371** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:42 pm

granted but then the clubhouse would get boring

I wish that i had more points...

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:30 pm

granted but you get banned

I wish our basement wasn't flooded by all the rain

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:36 pm

granted. it turns to ice

I wish for mm10 to shut up

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:40 pm

cena-rules wrote:granted. it turns to ice

I wish for mm10 to shut up

Granted, but there is no sound at all!
I wish the world is all 8bit!

Russianfire8371 · Post by **Russianfire8371** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:03 pm

granted, but now the world is depressed and many people commit suicide over that horrible fate.

I wish i stopped getting banned after i wish for something

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:02 pm

granted, you, you're posts, and all of your games are now deleted.

I wish I had a cool sword.

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:04 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:granted, you, you're posts, and all of your games are now deleted.

I wish I had a cool sword.

Granted, but it was only 1 mm in size
I wish I had a power suit with arm cannon!

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:09 pm

NESconqueror wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:granted, you, you're posts, and all of your games are now deleted.

I wish I had a cool sword.

Granted, but it was only 1 mm in size
I wish I had a power suit with arm cannon!

Granted, but it is made for an action figure.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:45 pm

You didn't wish for anything so I get two wishes.

first, I wish I was a living, non-zombie werewolf and that this wish would not be corrupted in any way.

Second, I wish that this will not cause a paradox.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:45 pm

Granted, and it all happens... In a video game!

I wish I didn't have to go back to school tomorrow.

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:01 pm

granted, but you never go to school again and have to work at the McDonald's drive-through for the rest of your life

I wish the person below me didn't corrupt my wish

High Guard · Post by **High Guard** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:08 pm

Granted I wont, but the person below me gets to corrupt your wish.

I wish I had this http://www.popsci.com/beermachine

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:48 pm

Granted but it's broken.

I wish I had more time to play WoW.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:10 pm

Granted, but now that is all you do, so you forget to eat and drink and then you die.

I wish I had a 360.