Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

agtsmitty · Post by **agtsmitty** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:37 pm

Granted, you become great at the board game....too bad this is Conquer Club.

I wish soda was healthy.

Russianfire8371 · Post by **Russianfire8371** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:43 pm

granted....but then noone would drink it

I wish that i had Premium membership

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:59 pm

Russianfire8371 wrote:granted....but then noone would drink it

I wish that i had Premium membership

Granted but you get banned

I wish I had some good karma.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:01 pm

Fast posted :evil:

Granted. But you live life as a rock.

I wish I had cable in my room.

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:04 pm

Granted but your TV is broken.

I wish the previous wish was granted.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:33 pm

Granted but like all wishes it goes awry.

I wish I could transform into a wolf at will.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:11 am

granted but you get shot as a wolf and die

I wish strike wolf was alive again

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:54 am

cena-rules wrote:granted but you get shot as a wolf and die

I wish strike wolf was alive again

Granted but he comes back as a zombie and bites you.

I wish I had a xbox360

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:58 am

granted but it is only a picture

i wish i was alive

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:59 am

cena-rules wrote:granted but it is only a picture

i wish i was alive

Granted, but the grim reaper takes it afterwords.
I wish pikachu was the dominant species of earth!

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:00 pm

granted we are all pikachus but we lose and faint

I wish for a potion that cures all wrong

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:01 pm

Granted, but it's floating out in some some far corner of the galaxy where you can't get it.

I wish for a lot of things...

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:02 pm

cena-rules wrote:granted we are all pikachus but we lose and faint

I wish for a potion that cures all wrong

Granted, but you were wrong and thus, removed by the potion.
I wish we were all pikachus and did not faint or die or any other synonym!

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:03 pm

I cannot grant a wish so lame.

I wish all of these pikachu freaks would bugger off!

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:08 pm

hecter wrote:I cannot grant a wish so lame.

I wish all of these pikachu freaks would bugger off!

Granted but they bugger back on again.

I wish for a chocolate fountain.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:25 am

granted, but you no longer can drink anything in your life because it tastes so good, and you die of heart attack from blood thickening (diabetes).
my hill

jk
i wish i knew what place i'm in in this book i'm reading..

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:29 am

Granted, but then you get a paper cut and die of blood loss.

I wish all these Spamolot people would bugger off.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:40 am

Granted, we bugger off into our own private forum here on CC.

I wish that I didn't have herpes anymore.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:47 am

granted you are now dead

I wish there was no spamalot and that nothing bad happened to anyone or anything except people in spamalot

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:50 am

Granted except then we tease you and you kill yourself and it the wish wears out.

I wish the next poster wouldn't post

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:57 am

granted there was someone before me

i wish iliad was dead

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:11 am

cena-rules wrote:granted there was someone before me

i wish iliad was dead

No there wasn't you lied! Therefore you didn't grant my wish, therefore I don't grant your wish.

I wish I couldn't die

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:12 am

granted however you are in a lifelong coma

I wish hecter was never born

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:21 pm

granted he was created instead.

I wish I had been brought back as a werewolf and not a zombie.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:41 pm

granted, sort of. You are now a were wolf zombie.

I wish I could be Guan Yu.