Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:02 pm

granted, but now we have to take a boat to Alaska.

I wish I had a 4 wheeler.

boomlil · Post by **boomlil** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 10:44 pm

granted i tape a tire to a tricycle

i wish i was on fire

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:23 am

Granted. I really don't know how to make it much worse for you though...

I wish I was omnipotent with no strings attached.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:31 am

Granted, but then, by some miracle, spamolot is deleted and you die of misery.

I wish I had a Pepsi

LSU Tiger Josh · Post by **LSU Tiger Josh** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 12:52 am

Granted, but it's pepsi poured from the very first bottle ever which makes it acidic so that it kills your liver and everything along the digestive tract.

I wish that attractive females never wore clothes out in public. let's try to see how that one can be messed up

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:08 am

Granted, but attractive trans-sexuals starts to not wear clothes in public(disgusting).

I wish I knew where a person goes when they die.

Kayla · Post by **Kayla** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:25 am

granted, you'll find out sometime tonight. Keep your doors locked

I wish the stupid 'sport' soccer disappeared from the memories of all human beings... GO FOOTBALL!

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:26 am

I wish kayla would shut the f*ck up cause she is an idiot

oh and by the way, way to contradict yourself, saying soccer is stupid and then saying go football (they are the same thing you ignorant twat)

what an idiot :roll:

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:28 am

misterman10 wrote:I wish kayla would shut the f*ck up cause she is an idiot

oh and by the way, way to contradict yourself, saying soccer is stupid and then saying go football (they are the same thing you ignorant twat)

what an idiot

Corrupt her wish first.

LSU Tiger Josh · Post by **LSU Tiger Josh** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:29 am

Football is much better than soccer. Football you can actually hit people each play while in soccer you get a card for rough play.[/quote]

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:29 am

Honibaz wrote:
misterman10 wrote:I wish kayla would shut the f*ck up cause she is an idiot

oh and by the way, way to contradict yourself, saying soccer is stupid and then saying go football (they are the same thing you ignorant twat)

what an idiot

Corrupt her wish first.

Kayla wrote:granted, you'll find out sometime tonight. Keep your doors locked

I wish the stupid 'sport' soccer disappeared from the memories of all human beings... GO FOOTBALL!

she contradicts herself, I cant corrupt it

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:30 am

LSU Tiger Josh wrote:Football is much better than soccer. Football you can actually hit people each play while in soccer you get a card for rough play.

football players wear literally, pounds of padding, they rest every 6 seconds, and then rest for 5-10 minutes when offense/defense goes out

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:35 am

LSU Tiger Josh wrote:Football is much better than soccer. Football you can actually hit people each play while in soccer you get a card for rough play.

this is too funny, you get to hit people? Have you never played soccer or even watched it. I guarantee you its just as physical as football, without the gay hugging. :roll:

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 1:42 am

Wow this is offtrack: GO SOCCER, FOOTBALL W/E YOU CALL IT!

I wish american football stopped existing.

Kayla · Post by **Kayla** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:03 am

ok... Let me change my statement. I wish football (the gay guys that just ran back and forth kicking a stupid ball and cant use their hands) would disappear from everyones memories..... GO AMERICAN FOOTBALL!!!!

fuckers

i guess twat is an accurate term, I have one.

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:24 am

Granted, but the British hates you for doing that and they kill you.

I wish I could be invisible anytime I want.

Kayla · Post by **Kayla** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:09 am

granted, but now instead of it being 99% impossible for women to feel it when your stickin them, its 100% impossible

I wish I could take a vacation.

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:48 am

Granted, but you travel to an isolated island and no one comes to your rescue. You find out that you've picked the wrong location...

I wish for another wish.

freezie · Post by **freezie** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:30 am

Honibaz wrote:Granted, but you travel to an isolated island and no one comes to your rescue. You find out that you've picked the wrong location...

I wish for another wish.

Granted. It will backfire on you anyway.

I wish for a working clock, which always have the right time.

Gilligan · Post by **Gilligan** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 8:33 am

Granted, but you don't know how to tell time.

I wish Super Smash Bros Brawl comes out tomorrow

Daring Overlord5 · Post by **Daring Overlord5** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:28 am

granted, but when you get to the store, they are all sold out.

I will i had the wings of an eagle

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:52 am

Daring Overlord5 wrote:granted, but when you get to the store, they are all sold out.

I will i had the wings of an eagle

Granted, but when you started flapping those wings, you did not fly.
I wish that Xbox 360 does not exist nor did halo!

Aj97 · Post by **Aj97** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:21 am

this sucks

agtsmitty · Post by **agtsmitty** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:26 am

NESconqueror wrote:
Daring Overlord5 wrote:granted, but when you get to the store, they are all sold out.

I will i had the wings of an eagle

Granted, but when you started flapping those wings, you did not fly.
I wish that Xbox 360 does not exist nor did halo!

Granted, but the loss of those systems puts gamers in an uproar and everything gets destroyed all the way back to Pong. Thanks.

I wish someone was here cooking for me.

shadowdude · Post by **shadowdude** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:26 am

u suck

Any way

NESconqueror wrote:
Daring Overlord5 wrote:granted, but when you get to the store, they are all sold out.

I will i had the wings of an eagle

Granted, but when you started flapping those wings, you did not fly.
I wish that Xbox 360 does not exist nor did halo!

granted but the NES wasnt invented either

i wish people would stop trying to corrupt us corrupting wishes