Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Simonov · Post by **Simonov** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:09 am

granted you get a brand new Commodore 64

i wish i own nuclear shelter.

shadowdude · Post by **shadowdude** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:36 am

Granted but u get locked in go crazy and commit suicide

i wish i owned a piece of paper

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:08 am

Granted and it's the only thing you own, so you get a paper cut later and bleed to death because you don't own a bandage.

I wish the sub-prime mortage crisis in USA would be stopped as soon as possible.

agtsmitty · Post by **agtsmitty** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:34 am

Granted, but alot of the world hates the US anyways and blow it up.

I wish everyone didnt hate the US so I wouldnt have to die

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:00 am

Granted, but the United States changes it's name to the United Provinces so people are making up excuses now to attack UP. Don't worry agtsmitty, you didn't die in this.

I wish I was uncorruptable.

freezie · Post by **freezie** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:19 am

Honibaz wrote:Granted, but the United States changes it's name to the United Provinces so people are making up excuses now to attack UP. Don't worry agtsmitty, you didn't die in this.

I wish I was uncorruptable.

Granted, but to achieve this, you mucb be locked away.

I wish The idiot corrupting my wish wouldn't kill me at all during his post. Wether it's him or someone else, or myself. No death, no blood, no violence shether. Just a corrupted wish. That is, my wish.

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:56 am

Granted I will not be the one to kill you, my hitman will though

I wish I didn't have to go to school, but still had all the education of a 4 year college

agtsmitty · Post by **agtsmitty** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:07 am

Granted, but the education you recieved somehow by osmosis (and even then it took 10 years), is equivalent to a D average BS degree, and its in a useless field. Qualifying you to be a great fry cook at McDonalds.

I wish I was paid $1 today, $2 tomorrow, $4 the next day, then $8, and so on....

shadowdude · Post by **shadowdude** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:30 am

granted but u die on the fith day befor u get 16 quid

i wish i had a bnadage to the paper cut bleeding me to death and a bin to throw my piece of paper in

boomlil · Post by **boomlil** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:29 pm

granted but the bandage is made of salt

i wish i had a burrito

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:26 pm

Granted, but it has broken glass in it.

I wish I knew where my Halo 2 game was.

agtsmitty · Post by **agtsmitty** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:50 pm

Granted, I HAVE IT!! But I dont have a xbox360.

I wish I had an XBox360 to play thaiguys Halo2.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:10 pm

granted, but I take back my game and give your PC a virus!

I wish I had a lucky penny.

boomlil · Post by **boomlil** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:15 pm

granted but i give everyone else in the world a lucky quarter

i wish i had 2 dollars and 39 cents

agtsmitty · Post by **agtsmitty** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:19 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:granted, but I take back my game and give your PC a virus!

I wish I had a lucky penny.

Haha, thats fine, this is a work PC. No harm to me :lol:

As for boomlil, Granted, but its the last 2.39 you ever get in your life.

I wish women werent so complicated.

boomlil · Post by **boomlil** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:26 pm

granted you must date the physical manifestaion of pamela andersons mind

i wish i had another 2dollars and 39 cent

shadowdude · Post by **shadowdude** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:06 pm

granted but the money get vaccumed into your mouth u choke and die

i wished owned a tank so i could ram down the guy above me

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:50 pm

granted, but it turns out to be a hot water tank so you burn yourself while running down the person above you.

I wish I had all of the Monster's of Rock Albums...

freezie · Post by **freezie** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:36 pm

Cheesemore wrote:Granted I will not be the one to kill you, my hitman will though

I wish I didn't have to go to school, but still had all the education of a 4 year college

I messed up someone! I win! My wish clearly stated that no one could kill me, either me, you, or someone else.

freezie wrote:
Honibaz wrote:Granted, but the United States changes it's name to the United Provinces so people are making up excuses now to attack UP. Don't worry agtsmitty, you didn't die in this.

I wish I was uncorruptable.

Granted, but to achieve this, you mucb be locked away.

I wish The idiot corrupting my wish wouldn't kill me at all during his post. Wether it's him or someone else, or myself. No death, no blood, no violence shether. Just a corrupted wish. That is, my wish.

freezie · Post by **freezie** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:37 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:granted, but it turns out to be a hot water tank so you burn yourself while running down the person above you.

I wish I had all of the Monster's of Rock Albums...

Granted, but no mp3/ipod/cd players or whatever to play them.

I wish I couldn't wish anymore.

NESconqueror · Post by **NESconqueror** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:38 pm

freezie wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:granted, but it turns out to be a hot water tank so you burn yourself while running down the person above you.

I wish I had all of the Monster's of Rock Albums...

Granted, but no mp3/ipod/cd players or whatever to play them.

I wish I couldn't wish anymore.

Granted, but you corrupted your own wish, so I can rest easy.
I wish NES ruled the world!

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:43 pm

Granted, but it is only the NES game system world, enjoy 2D!

I wish I had a top hat

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 12:38 am

Granted, but bunny rabbits keeps coming out of the hat to bite your finger when you put it on.

I wish nobody posts after me and I did not die before saying it.

shadowdude · Post by **shadowdude** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:41 am

granted but u but u get knock unconsiuos before u wish

i wish that boomlil would a die slow painful death

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:43 am

Granted, except they mix up the ip addresses and kill you instead.

I wish that no-one would post in this thread