Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:48 am

granted, now your a freak

i wish the packers werent the worst team in the nfl besides the lions and raiders (hehehe)

agtsmitty · Post by **agtsmitty** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:08 am

Granted, they are no longer the 3rd worse, however, they are eternally doomed to never make the playoffs and are always just one spot out of the wildcard.

I wish I could cook food that's actually edible (and healthy)

misterman10 · Post by **misterman10** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:10 am

agtsmitty wrote:Granted, they are no longer the 3rd worse, however, they are eternally doomed to never make the playoffs and are always just one spot out of the wildcard.

I wish I could cook food that's actually edible (and healthy)

YAYS! p.s. Gold Knight likes the packers, not me!

granted, but you eat so much you die

i wish i could have real eyeballs

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:43 pm

granted but they are in a jar not your eyes

i wish TPAM would die

Gold Knight · Post by **Gold Knight** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:21 pm

TPAM?

Whatever, granted, but now the world is out of order because you erased 4 letters from the alphabet.

I wish misterman10 wasnt so jealous that the packers did better than the 49ers last year.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 1:57 pm

TPAM= the person above me

well you granted that when you granted my wish that he died.

I wish I was allowed in Mensa

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:38 pm

Granted, but now, due to the shift in the time space continuam, Mensa no longer exists.

I wish TMNT 3 was on tonight.

dominationnation · Post by **dominationnation** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:39 pm

granted but some of your friends come over and make fun of you for watching TMNT

I wish that I was a super hero

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:43 pm

dominationnation wrote:granted but some of your friends come over and make fun of you for watching TMNT

I wish that I was a super hero

Actually, all of my friends think they kick ass.

Granted, but your weakness is...PIE! :twisted:

Which will kill you if you come within 1000 miles of it.

I wish I had a box to jump up and down on.

boomlil · Post by **boomlil** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:43 pm

Wish attempted but failed so you have to settle for a trampoline

i wish i could meet chuck norris

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 9:46 pm

Granted, but he sneezes and kills you.

I wish I had a hat that fit me.

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:04 pm

Granted, but the hat was sooo ugly, it wouldnt land you any dates

I wish for a pickle

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:27 pm

Granted, but the pickle juice kills you as you mysteriously become allergic.

I wish I had a pair of pants.

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:59 pm

Granted, but the pants are actually living and they always squeeze your hip, later breaking your hip.

I wish that Geroge W. Bush did not exist.

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:05 am

Granted but the new president is MAndy. :lol:

I wish that everyone worshiped Pikachu.

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:09 am

Granted, but nobody worships him later on because he electrocutes anyone he sees.

I wish I knew where Osama Bin Laden is.

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:40 am

Granted, but Bush beats you up and takes him into custody, but in all his stupidity, releases him for good behavior.

I wish for...the only thing that can bring a smile to anyones face...and that is...pie!

Honibaz · Post by **Honibaz** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 6:20 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Granted, but Bush beats you up and takes him into custody, but in all his stupidity, releases him for good behavior.

I wish for...the only thing that can bring a smile to anyones face...and that is...pie!

Money and granted, but because you used it up so quickly, you find out that there is nothing else to make you smile.

I wish I was immortal.

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:20 am

Granted but you wander the earth for all eternity trying to kill yourself and you can't, thus torturing you

I wish I had Madden 08 right now

FiveThreeEight · Post by **FiveThreeEight** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:24 am

Granted, but, when you open it, instead of Madden 08, you see a copy of Sonic the Hedgehog.

I wish I wasn't at work right now.

agtsmitty · Post by **agtsmitty** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:28 am

Granted, somehow you got a copy before the official release date, however, whenever you put it in your game system, the disk explodes, seriously damaging your system.

I wish that I never had to pay for gasoline when I need a fill up.

agtsmitty · Post by **agtsmitty** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:29 am

Crap, I took too long to respond.

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:43 am

FiveThreeEight wrote:Granted, but, when you open it, instead of Madden 08, you see a copy of Sonic the Hedgehog.

I wish I wasn't at work right now.

Granted, YOUR FIRED!

Wish two-a-days were over

agtsmitty · Post by **agtsmitty** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:14 pm

Granted, you no longer have two-a-days, they will now be repaced with 3-a-days and 4-a-days.

I wish that I never had to pay for gasoline when I need a fill up.

magneticgoop · Post by **magneticgoop** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:38 pm

granted but it was leaded gas and ravaged your engine forcing you to replace it.

i wish i never had any more home work