Manliest Ways to Commit Suicide

[hecter]

Getting fucked to death by a horse (true story...).

Ha, yes, I know this is off topic, but do you mean this story? I remember it because it involved a "bestiality ring". The man died from a ruptured colon during a videotaped session , but last I knew, no charges were brought because the state it happened in didn't have bestiality laws...

I'm pretty sure it's happened several times, but I'm too scared to google up the story, in fear of what things I might find Okay, it's actually because my dad is nearby the computer and I'm a lazy sonofabitch, so I'll just say "Ya, that's the one!".

Ya, that's the one!

[EvilPurpleMonkey]

Getting fucked to death by a horse (true story...).

Or how about tying a rope to a tree on the edge of a cliff, with a noose on the end. Then you swallow a poison tablet, jump off the cliff with the noose around your neck, and try to shoot yourself. But instead, you shoot the rope, fall into the water, and throw up the poison because of the shock. Then, you get rescued by a fisherman, and rushed to the hospital, where you die of hypothermia.

Did you just take that from warphead?

I find suicide to be a cowardly and stupid thing to do, but the manliest way to do it would definitely be Sepuku. Nothing manlier than ritual disembowelment.

[Goz83]

surely burning to death wold take more manliness to accept. that and stupidity.

[She Wolf]

manliest way would be to go the roof of a very high building. put knife between your teeth and do a swan dive off.

if the fall won't kill ya the pressure from the knife moving forward will.

[waradmiral]

talking shit to chick norris. need i say more.

[static_ice]

I heard in Japan, for many types of suicides they consider it so dishonorable that they don't even have a funeral service, however jumping in front of a train is considered honorable enough for a funeral

[cena-rules]

talking shit to chick norris. need i say more.

actually that is right

[Jenos Ridan]

There is no such way as a manly way to commit suicide, it's all an easy, lame way out of your problem.

[Coleman]

There is no such way as a manly way to commit suicide, it's all an easy, lame way out of your problem.

But what if I'm killing myself to better the lives of others?

I think the manliest way is to go back packing in Europe.

[Goz83]

then you just wouldn't return home. keep to the west of europe though if using hostels unless you actually wanna be lured into bed by hot women only to be cut up into little pieces.

[Jehan]

talking shit to chick norris. need i say more.

hmm, for misspelling his name i think you earn a roundhouse kick the to the head,
and no, there is no way to be called a manly man if you commit suicide, so i reject the question entirely.

[unriggable]

talking shit to chick norris. need i say more.

hmm, for misspelling his name i think you earn a roundhouse kick the to the head,
and no, there is no way to be called a manly man if you commit suicide, so i reject the question entirely.

So elvis was a woman?

[Coleman]

talking shit to chick norris. need i say more.

hmm, for misspelling his name i think you earn a roundhouse kick the to the head,
and no, there is no way to be called a manly man if you commit suicide, so i reject the question entirely.

So elvis was a woman?

OWNED. If I had room that would be in my signature.

Also, are there any Japanese people in here offended by all the people saying suicide is a weak thing to do? They obviously don't care if they've dishonored their families.

[muy_thaiguy]

Mine still pwns all.

[unriggable]

talking shit to chick norris. need i say more.

hmm, for misspelling his name i think you earn a roundhouse kick the to the head,
and no, there is no way to be called a manly man if you commit suicide, so i reject the question entirely.

So elvis was a woman?

OWNED. If I had room that would be in my signature.

Also, are there any Japanese people in here offended by all the people saying suicide is a weak thing to do? They obviously don't care if they've dishonored their families.

I am japanese and extremely offended. Get the f*ck out of my sight and site.

[Simonov]

What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?

there is no manly way to commit suicide - it's the act of the cowards afraid to live.. no more comments

[vtmarik]

What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?

there is no manly way to commit suicide - it's the act of the cowards afraid to live.. no more comments

Seppuku upon the death of ones master was the main way for a retainer to retain his honor. It was by no means cowardly.


Some emo kid slashing his wrists because "no one understands his pain" is a service to mankind.

[unriggable]

Some emo kid slashing his wrists because "no one understands his pain" is a service to mankind.

Sigged.

[NapalmSi]

this is pretty good method, all in the name of science. some guy got a revolver once and shot himself in the arm, then did it again to see if it hurt more the second time. he died before he could tell anybody or write the conclusion down!

[unriggable]

this is pretty good method, all in the name of science. some guy got a revolver once and shot himself in the arm, then did it again to see if it hurt more the second time. he died before he could tell anybody or write the conclusion down!

Almost as bad as the cop who wanted to re-enact a guy shooting himself.

[Simonov]

Seppuku upon the death of ones master was the main way for a retainer to retain his honor. It was by no means cowardly.

ok, but i don't consider it to be a willing act of self-termination.samurai only made harakiri when facing certain death by overpowering enemy to avoid torture and humiliation. it's ok then but nowaday there's no need for that, it's the thing of the past.one can always do more by living then by dying.

[unriggable]

one can always do more by living then by dying.

Like starve because you have no money...

There are cases where I'd kill myself if I had the opportunity.

[waradmiral]

one can always do more by living then by dying.

Like starve because you have no money...

There are cases where I'd kill myself if I had the opportunity.

you could always get a job, steal, & kill for food.

[5th SS Pz. Jat]

How about death by blood loss because of a snapped cock?

[Minister Masket]

How about death by blood loss because of a snapped cock?

Hold up. Your sig. Asperger's Child? Are you referring to Asperger's Syndome?