This morning at 7am her indoors went to stay with her mate Cindy for 2 days. I told her to make sure my shirts were ironed and she drove off. I laid in bed for a bit and decided to get up. I ordered in a breakfast of a large Doner kebab with chilli sauce, I washed it down with 18 bottles of Tuborg lager. I then watched a few DVDs, "Nil By Mouth" and "Scum", looked at the clock and it read 12.30pm. I decided to take a walk outside to the newsagents to get a paper and some drink. As I left the house a girl came up to me, she said "Wow I love your suit mister" I grinned and said "Its the best suit ever darlin`, £800 from Gieves of Saville Row" She looked impressed and flicked her hair, I knew she wanted a bit of Joe. "Fancy a bit of dinner love?" I asked her "Sure, by the way I`m Claire, I`m 18 and live in Hackney" she said "I`m Joe, Joe Beevers" I said She smiled and took my hand, "I know a nice little eatery love, its expensive but my wallet is deep" I said We walked down the High Street, just down a little lane off it is a nice little place called "Teddys" I opened the door of Teddys, the girl at the reception knows me well. "Mr Beevers Sir, table for two?" she asked "Yeah" I answered. We sat down, I ordered the Lobster, Claire ordered the Salmon. After the meal I sat back and smoked a Benson, Claire looked at me and said "Back to yours Joe?" "Yeah" I answered So, to cut a long story short Claire is now taking a shower in my en suite. And I also took a picture of Claire in Teddys just as she finished her meal. Its going to be a good night...
Claire--She enjoyed her Lunch, and enjoyed Joe this afternoon...
static_ice wrote:what kind of crappy picture quality is that? can't you afford a better camera with all those illegal condoms you're selling?
Her indoors normally sorts all my pictures out. I just took it with my camera and uploaded it. It was a bit dark in Teddys and I forgot to use the flash. Anyway, I imagine a lot of people will now be jealous of me Joe Beevers
Don't forget to ban me Joe. Remember the name, SERBIA.
Ban away come August 1, Joey boy.
Yeah, you will be permabanned you Slag. I`ll personally drop the switch on you Pal
I'm way excited. Always wanted to kill me a Brit.
BTW, it doesn't look dark there in Teddy's. Perhaps you should remove the sun glasses, nonce.
I always wear sunglasses indoors. When its midnight I wear them when I walk down the street. The other night it was 2am, I was walking along Hendon High Street in my business suit and sunglasses, a group of lads walked by all scared as hell. They were intimidated of me wearing my cool shades
static_ice wrote:what kind of crappy picture quality is that? can't you afford a better camera with all those illegal condoms you're selling?
Her indoors normally sorts all my pictures out. I just took it with my camera and uploaded it. It was a bit dark in Teddys and I forgot to use the flash. Anyway, I imagine a lot of people will now be jealous of me Joe Beevers
really? and the master of all things doesn't know how to photoshop?
also why does that picture come from a photobucket account named "reggie_k"?
is there a Reggie the Cameraman as one of your goons?
Claire is now standing beside me, I told her to go make me supper and get me a drink. She did as she was told. I might get her to hoover up and dust all the furniture in a minute...
