A wishing game.

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:40 am

Norse wrote:Granted! but you get what you asked for...nothing!!

muhahahahahaha

I wish for a BJ from jenna jameson.

Not granted. :wink:

I wish my score on conquerclub would go up 400 points with no negative side affects.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:41 am

Not Granted...you spoilsport.

I wish for a BJ from Jenna Jameson

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:46 am

Norse wrote:Not Granted...you spoilsport.

I wish for a BJ from Jenna Jameson

Still not granted :wink:

I wish you would stop wishing.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:48 am

Granted!

erm..........I like pie.

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:54 am

Norse wrote:Granted!

erm..........I like pie.

so do I

i wish i could grow money

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:24 am

granted but you get done for counterfitting

I wish I could kill people without anything bad happening to me

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:56 am

cena-rules wrote:granted but you get done for counterfitting

I wish I could kill people without anything bad happening to me

granted, but all your family and freinds are put in jail and endlessly spanked

i wish all the women digged my lack of brain cells

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:59 am

Granted! I seriously hope that you intended the physical digging, because you are now dead on the pavement with a shovel in your head.

I wish Jenna Jameson would give me a BJ

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:59 am

diddle wrote:granted, but all your family and freinds are put in jail and endlessly spanked

i wish all the women digged my lack of brain cells

granted,but they actually dig your brain (with spades)

i wish diddle would die his hair blue

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:27 pm

granted but he is reborn

I wishh i had a cherry pie

parno4u · Post by **parno4u** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:29 pm

granted,but it is very hot and you burn you're mouth.

i wish for a mansion

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:36 pm

granted but you have to be the president

i wish for a warm cherry pie with cream

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:52 pm

granted, but somehow you catch AIDs off the cream

I wish I was King of CC

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:01 pm

granted but im the prince

i wish for us to have crowns

parno4u · Post by **parno4u** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:45 pm

granted but they are cardboard.

i wish for a penny.

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:47 pm

Granted, but it is a foreign currency

I wish for jenna jameson to please me

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:55 pm

not granted

i wish for gold

parno4u · Post by **parno4u** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:58 pm

granted but it's plastic

i wish for a bag of chips.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:01 pm

granted but they are cold

i wish for patty chips and a bag of scraps

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:31 pm

granted, but the genie doesn't know what the hell you're talking about so he grants you AIDS instead
i wish Joe Beevers would stop posting already

WalrusesRN · Post by **WalrusesRN** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:35 pm

granted, but Joe Beevers resumed posting after he stopped.

I wish nobody would grant my wishes :lol:

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:37 pm

granted, but when JoeBeever's enforcers come to your house, you keep wishing for a quick and painless death. instead you're raped by one of his 7 foot enforcers and left to bleed to death.
haha.
i wish i would get quoted in someone's sig

lalaland · Post by **lalaland** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:42 pm

Granted, but nobody will ever quote you again.

I wish I could take a trip around the world by hot air balloon.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:44 pm

haha thx lalaland..
anyways, granted, but after the entire trip you land in Iraq right in the middle of a firefight. seeing such a big and colorful target, BOOM!
i wish i'll never get old

WalrusesRN · Post by **WalrusesRN** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:46 pm

Granted, you could, but you don't, because you develop acrophobia.

I wish nobody would grant my wishes. (it's a paradox goddammit, so you can't say granted, because then I wouldn't get my wish)