A cup of water

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Re: A cup of water

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Technological innovation and reform is necessary for optimal thread functionality and operation.
Therefore...
This is a one cup (measurement) measuring cup (container).
It is made from a new material that hasn't been shown on this thread yet: plastic.
It has volume amounts and measurement lines marked on the side.
This will help spatially-challenged viewers correctly measure the volume of liquid contained within, be it water or other.
Also, take special note of the fact that the 'one cup(s)/8 oz' measurement line is significantly below the brim of the vessel.
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Re: A cup of water

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0% full
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100% full. Which means he has over 1 cup of atmospheric air.
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Re: A cup of water

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fucking optimists
WILLIAMS5232 wrote:as far as dukasaur goes, i had no idea you were so goofy. i mean, you hate your parents so much you'd wish they'd been shot? just move out bro.
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mookiemcgee wrote:fucking optimists
Bunch of happy fucks. Fix it Mook!
Dukasaur wrote:
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: A cup of water

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DirtyDishSoap wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:fucking optimists
Bunch of happy fucks. Fix it Mook!
I need a cup of that fancy water from Russia i always see you drinking
WILLIAMS5232 wrote:as far as dukasaur goes, i had no idea you were so goofy. i mean, you hate your parents so much you'd wish they'd been shot? just move out bro.
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Re: A cup of water

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Do you want 75% or 80%?
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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You do mean 80, 90 or 100 proof?
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Why would he need 80, 90, or 100% evidence that its water? How would that even work?
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:Do you want 75% or 80%?
75% 'water'
25% air
and 12% cup please
WILLIAMS5232 wrote:as far as dukasaur goes, i had no idea you were so goofy. i mean, you hate your parents so much you'd wish they'd been shot? just move out bro.
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Re: A cup of water

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'D' cup or 'C' cup?
“‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
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So you want 112%? Want a foot massage too, oh mighty one?
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Yes, a foot massage. A 'C' cup for me, and a pair of double D cups for my dinosaur friend please.
WILLIAMS5232 wrote:as far as dukasaur goes, i had no idea you were so goofy. i mean, you hate your parents so much you'd wish they'd been shot? just move out bro.
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mookiemcgee wrote:Yes, a foot massage. A 'C' cup for me, and a pair of double D cups for my dinosaur friend please.
So the dinosaur wants a pair, but you only want one, mook?
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Votanic wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:Yes, a foot massage. A 'C' cup for me, and a pair of double D cups for my dinosaur friend please.
So the dinosaur wants a pair, but you only want one, mook?

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WILLIAMS5232 wrote:as far as dukasaur goes, i had no idea you were so goofy. i mean, you hate your parents so much you'd wish they'd been shot? just move out bro.
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Re: A cup of water

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Gather round! Gather round! The freak show is in town! I bring an exhibit, for all eyes to see! Behold the Man With Only One Tit! Only one of him there be!
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Re: A cup of water

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Essential reading for this thread. (Probably nowhere else though...)
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Republicans have already banned the reading of this book. You must of found this book while dumpster diving for your latest meal.
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Pack Rat wrote:Republicans have already banned the reading of this book. You must of found this book while dumpster diving for your latest meal.
:roll: What crawled up your ass now?
Aren't you going to apologize again for pointlessly/politically derailing another thread?
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...aaand DDS proved right.
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jonesthecurl wrote:...aaand DDS proved right.
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Is 'Portnoy's Complaint' about Dave's pizza reviews?
WILLIAMS5232 wrote:as far as dukasaur goes, i had no idea you were so goofy. i mean, you hate your parents so much you'd wish they'd been shot? just move out bro.
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jonesthecurl wrote:...aaand DDS proved right.
It was never a question of "if," only "when."
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:...aaand DDS proved right.
It was never a question of "if," only "when."
DDS has the created the hottest thread in the forum and he's complaining?
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Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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