What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Vincent M · Post by **Vincent M** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:06 pm

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?

:-k

Finding out someone had diarrhea and shat in your lentil soup

(I know you are thinking of gaging don't throw up on the comp) :lol:

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:43 pm

finding more than one worm in you apple

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:56 pm

chewyman wrote:A nuclear holocaust.

Discuss.

Eating a dead baby?

Balsiefen · Post by **Balsiefen** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:07 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
dyingfetus wrote:I know the answer...Dancing Mustard's excruciatingly long posts!

Actually I can think of a few things worse than those:

1. Dyingfetus trying to find a way to mention Cannibal Corpse, or making some reference to death metal music in every post he makes; just because he thinks it'll make him look badass.

2. Listening to Dyingfetus whinging and whining about behind my back because he's upset at how badly he got humiliated in Flame Wars.

3. People who suck at Flame Wars coming to Funny Farm to bitch about people they're too scared to flame directly.

4. Having Dancing Mustard remind you what a fucking cowardly emo-wannabe you are with the whole Funny Farm watching.

Be a man about it DyingFaeces, if you want to talk trash to me then come to Flame Wars and try to be a man about it, but for f*ck's sake don't try to hide from me while you make snivelling little comments in the Funny Farm. I thought you were trying to convince us that you're a badass child-eating hardcore psycho (I mean, you must be right, listening to all that death-metal?), not some blouse-wearing transvestite with a weak-bladder and no bollocks.

Um. You dont like him much do you.

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:56 pm

Prison Sex is worse than finding a worm in an apple...

john1099 · Post by **john1099** » Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:28 pm

being in the middle of taking your turns, to find out that you forgot to pay the internet bill

then you have to go outside, pick an apple, because you forgot to buy food.
Only to realize that there is indeed a worm in your apple, but you have no way of reporting your findings to the CC public!

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:57 am

2dimes wrote:
She Wolf wrote:finding an apple in my worm?

i don't know why, but that :-s

face made me laugh

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:59 am

unriggable wrote:Prison Sex is worse than finding a worm in an apple...

Are you sure of that?

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:25 am

just imagined being ass-raped.

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:13 am

the_monstermash wrote:i know

then why did you argue with him about it.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:47 am

Hitman079 wrote:just imagined being ass-raped.

Does it involve an apple?

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:52 am

MeDeFe wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:just imagined being ass-raped.

Does it involve an apple?

It involves fisting an apple up your rectum, but yeah.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:02 am

Thought so, is there a worm in the apple?

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:03 am

Unfortunatly.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:05 am

Now that IS bad.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:06 am

So we're learnt that getting fisted by an apple up your rectum with a worm in it is worst than just having an worm in your apple.

AlgyTaylor · Post by **AlgyTaylor** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:17 am

finding an apple in your worm?

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:18 am

We already had that.

AlgyTaylor · Post by **AlgyTaylor** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:29 am

damn. I thought I was being clever.

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:33 am

MeDeFe wrote:Thought so, is there a worm in the apple?

If there wasn't when you started, there will be by the time you finish

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:44 am

Wouldn't that make it apple puree?

Minister Masket · Post by **Minister Masket** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:01 am

What's worse?
Finding out that E-Sure can actually save you money.

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:07 pm

Your in a public restroom with your friends, you go into a stall to take a dump (though you should probibly leave it instead :roll:

) and when you're done you relize there is no toliet paper

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:16 pm

So what's the problem, not wearing socks?

Gold Knight · Post by **Gold Knight** » Thu Jun 28, 2007 10:19 pm

Cheesemore wrote:Your in a public restroom with your friends, you go into a stall to take a dump (though you should probibly leave it instead ) and when you're done you relize there is no toliet paper

Id first use the wall, spelling my name out. If it was real bad, id move next to the handle of the toilet flusher to make sure no one else uses this bathroom for the fear of hand flushing.

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