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jones was "draw a British stand-up comic performing in the U.S."
dds was "draw an infantryman overwhelmed with dirty dishes"
Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism

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saxitoxin wrote:jones was "draw a British stand-up comic performing in the U.S."
AI instructions (classified): 'British' is encrypted term for 'Gay'.
dds was "draw an infantryman overwhelmed with dirty dishes"
So nothing about only uneaten all-citrus fruit salad and ...slices of ham, I think?
Also, scouted out AI's reference for 'dishwasher entirely in sink' (see below)

Essentials of color matter?
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Votanic: "Draw a guy who I think might be a libertarian on ayuasca. He plays Risk online and was a peacekeeper in the Sinai."

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Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism

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saxitoxin wrote:Votanic: "Draw a guy who I think might be a libertarian on ayuasca. He plays Risk online and was a peacekeeper in the Sinai."

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That plane?!? The World's first thalidomide plane. AI is just amazing.... ly weird.

I guess planes don't need wings if they have enough stacked tail fins to compensate.
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You’re mixing him up with Lonous, who I presume wore a light blue beret to identify him as a peace keeper.

Koolbak’s right, I don’t look like glorious leader of Canuckistan. I look more like uncle Fester.

I don’t know what I look like to others but I probably look pretty close to the USA Kilt youtube guys. Less like Rocky who is on this thumbnail, a bit more like the other guy.



We’re probably distant cousins.
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2dimes wrote:You’re mixing him up with Lonous, who I presume wore a light blue beret to identify him as a peace keeper.

Koolbak’s right, I don’t look like glorious leader of Canuckistan. I look more like uncle Fester.

I don’t know what I look like to others but I probably look pretty close to the USA Kilt youtube guys. Less like Rocky who is on this thumbnail, a bit more like the other guy.



We’re probably distant cousins.
You look like an infomercial for Canadian Bitcoin... "Fortune favors the Bold".
Maybe that pile of gold doubloons was AI's idea of dimes...
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2dimes wrote:You’re mixing him up with Lonous, who I presume wore a light blue beret to identify him as a peace keeper.
Oh LOL!

In that case, SUCK IT, Votanic!
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saxitoxin wrote:
2dimes wrote:You’re mixing him up with Lonous, who I presume wore a light blue beret to identify him as a peace keeper.
Oh LOL!

In that case, SUCK IT, Votanic!
Everyone in the Middle East with a gun thinks they are a peacekeeper. They keep the peace around so the 'troublemakers' can rest in it.
Btw, it's half out of frame, but I think that gun is on the same thing (AI-ahuasca!!!) as the plane. Looks something like two uzis in mid-coitus.

Beret my heart with 'wound-up tea'*.

* 'Wound-up tea' is a slang term for ayahuasca that I just made up now, so the pun would at least slightly make sense.
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I think Dimes was an aviator. Maybe a barnstormer look with a bucket of chicken.
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HitRed wrote:I think Dimes was an aviator. Maybe a barnstormer look with a bucket of chicken.
Wait, are you talking about the 'Invest in Canada Gold' guy or the psycho-delic 'peacekeeper' who looks at life through a rose-tinted lens?

* With the other other lens on his sunglasses being amber.
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Technically, Russian Roulette is a game of risk.


riskllama - "draw a llama in western wear playing a game of risk"
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Pack Rat wrote:if it quacks like a duck and walk like a duck, it's still fascism

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Reading through this thread, I have to confess that I'm rather curious, given the low frequency of my posts in here, how saxi and others would describe me.
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You posted in the China balloon thread.

Key words
foil hat, radar (dish), red balloon
use Weird Al as a basis

Turned out cool. I’ll post in the morning.
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saxitoxin wrote:Technically, Russian Roulette is a game of risk.


riskllama - "draw a llama in western wear playing a game of risk"
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I'm intrigued by how AI finds the impossible (or pointless) midpoints between things.

The coat is turning into llama fur at the edges.
The gloved (?) hand has one fingernail.
The shirt seems to have a matching necktie knot, but then just buttons below.
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The AI is amazing
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saxitoxin wrote:Technically, Russian Roulette is a game of risk.


riskllama - "draw a llama in western wear playing a game of risk"
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hahaha, it's the ULTIMATE game of RISK.
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Doc_Brown wrote:Reading through this thread, I have to confess that I'm rather curious, given the low frequency of my posts in here, how saxi and others would describe me.
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Day and evening looks from the new DEVO X Hitler Youth fusion collection, as modelled by Al Yankovik's weirder brother, Arnie.

When you gaze into AI's dark mirror of prophecy, you do so at your own risk.
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You never told us the criteria used by the AI to draw JP4.
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jimboston wrote:You never told us the criteria used by the AI to draw JP4.
That's classified, Jim. You don't have clearance to know the truth (type 1) and there is no time to fabricate a truth (type 2) that you might believe.

As a consolation prize, would you like to at least know the answer to this riddle:
How is a Batlutiornigenian coital-digestion pack like an iceberg?
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You guessed it.... 90% of it is inside him.
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saxi, stop worrying your silly little head about world politics and foreign affairs.
Instead, get back to your virtual easel and make more surrealist slacker-art for our amusement.
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