What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

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A nuclear holocaust.




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Half a worm.
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finding half of a worm in your apple. :roll: bollocks fast posted. :oops:
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DAZMCFC wrote:finding half of a worm in your apple. :roll: bollocks fast posted. :oops:
High five!
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*puts hand up* high five, down below, to slow. :roll:
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Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't come all over an apple when I eat it.

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Random Joke:

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A caaaaarrrrrrrr!
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Finding a worm, in your ice cream. ;)
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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Half a worm.


What's worse than that? AIDS.
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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats the difference between love, true love, and showing off?





Spitting, swallowing, and gargling



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finding two worms in your apple
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unriggable wrote:Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't come all over an apple when I eat it.



Wow, I'm usually up for dead baby jokes, but that...
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ritz627 wrote:
unriggable wrote:Whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't come all over an apple when I eat it.



Wow, I'm usually up for dead baby jokes, but that...


what, there are more dead baby jokes?!?
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding one in your vagina.
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^ your dating the wrong kind of men. :roll:
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DAZMCFC wrote:^ your dating the wrong kind of men. :roll:


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Post by Kugelblitz22 »

btownmeggy wrote:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding one in your vagina.


Finding one in your penis?
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btownmeggy wrote:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding one in your vagina.


Wow, Cannibal Corpse style...I like it!
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I know the answer...Dancing Mustard's excruciatingly long posts!
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dyingfetus wrote:I know the answer...Dancing Mustard's excruciatingly long posts!


I was thinking more like a punctured kindey, but that works too.
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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple... :-k


how about, finding out jessica alba is a man. that would be a sad day :-({|=
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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A fish.
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dustn64 wrote:What is worse than finding a worm in an apple... :-k


how about, finding out jessica alba is a man. that would be a sad day :-({|=


Here's how it happens - you see alba so you lie down on your skateboard and roll between her legs, only to see a hefty clump in her skirt.
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mpmrunner wrote:How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A fish.
:lol:

What's the difference between a duck.

One of its legs are both the same.
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