name change

Master Bush · Post by **Master Bush** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:02 am

I would like to change my name. Bush is the last name of my former girlfriend, and we shared this account. Can someone help me.

Post by **IcePack** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:08 am

Master Bush wrote:I would like to change my name. Bush is the last name of my former girlfriend, and we shared this account. Can someone help me.

submit an eticket

http://support.conquerclub.com/

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:52 am

Master Bush wrote:EMASCULATE; e·mas·cu·late, ēˈmaskyəˌlāt/

verb
past tense: emasculated; past participle: emasculated
1.
deprive (a man) of his male role or identity.
"he feels emasculated because he cannot control his sons' behavior"
2.
make (a person, idea, or piece of legislation) weaker or less effective.
"our winner-take-all elections emasculate fringe parties"
synonyms: weaken, enfeeble, debilitate, erode, undermine, cripple; More

not sure an eticket can solve this...-Bj

BrutalBob · Post by **BrutalBob** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 1:55 am

owenshooter wrote:
Master Bush wrote:EMASCULATE; e·mas·cu·late, ēˈmaskyəˌlāt/

verb
past tense: emasculated; past participle: emasculated
1.
deprive (a man) of his male role or identity.
"he feels emasculated because he cannot control his sons' behavior"
2.
make (a person, idea, or piece of legislation) weaker or less effective.
"our winner-take-all elections emasculate fringe parties"
synonyms: weaken, enfeeble, debilitate, erode, undermine, cripple; More

Heres a joke I saw in 1996 when the internet was new.

What I do is make a fake quote and pretend that this is what you said.

As a gag, do you find it as timeless as I do, or do you think I should move on?

I do it quite a bit and find it hysterical every time

Nah

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 2:00 am

BrutalBob wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
Master Bush wrote:EMASCULATE; e·mas·cu·late, ēˈmaskyəˌlāt/

verb
past tense: emasculated; past participle: emasculated
1.
deprive (a man) of his male role or identity.
"he feels emasculated because he cannot control his sons' behavior"
2.
make (a person, idea, or piece of legislation) weaker or less effective.
"our winner-take-all elections emasculate fringe parties"
synonyms: weaken, enfeeble, debilitate, erode, undermine, cripple; More

not sure an eticket can solve this...-Bj

Heres a joke I saw in 1996 when the internet was new.

What I do is make a fake quote and pretend that this is what you said.

As a gag, do you find it as timeless as I do, or do you think I should move on?

I do it quite a bit and find it hysterical every time

that pretty much went right over your head, but cool story about the origins of the internet... let me know when you figure it all out!!!-Bj

p.s.-funny is funny... period.

BrutalBob · Post by **BrutalBob** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 3:07 am

owenshooter wrote:
BrutalBob wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
Master Bush wrote:EMASCULATE; e·mas·cu·late, ēˈmaskyəˌlāt/

verb
past tense: emasculated; past participle: emasculated
1.
deprive (a man) of his male role or identity.
"he feels emasculated because he cannot control his sons' behavior"
2.
make (a person, idea, or piece of legislation) weaker or less effective.
"our winner-take-all elections emasculate fringe parties"
synonyms: weaken, enfeeble, debilitate, erode, undermine, cripple; More

not sure an eticket can solve this...-Bj

Heres a joke I saw in 1996 when the internet was new.

What I do is make a fake quote and pretend that this is what you said.

As a gag, do you find it as timeless as I do, or do you think I should move on?

I do it quite a bit and find it hysterical every time

that pretty much went right over your head, but cool story about the origins of the internet... let me know when you figure it all out!!!-Bj

p.s.-funny is funny... period.

It wasnt really complex. I did "get it", just that your "schtick" as you say, isnt that funny.

BTW there is two types of funny. If you dont know that, one of them is you

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:47 pm

Was that Debra Bush from Winnipeg? Gonna change it to Donald?

demonfork · Post by **demonfork** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 5:24 pm

Aren't shared accounts against the rules?

Doesn't a shared account fall under the multi rule?

BoganGod · Post by **BoganGod** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:27 pm

demonfork wrote:Aren't shared accounts against the rules?

Doesn't a shared account fall under the multi rule?

Shut up Gary, Talcum X almighty was going to suggest that next. You are stealing his thunder. Cultural misappropriation is a crime to most SJW goons on this site.

riskllama · Post by **riskllama** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:31 pm

yeah but, i don't think they're sharing anything, anymore. she got the car, the house & the money. he got the dog and the CC account.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:48 pm

It was a cat.

riskllama · Post by **riskllama** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:51 pm

what a rip.
:evil:

Post by **TeeGee** » Tue Mar 21, 2017 12:38 am

2dimes wrote:It was a cat.

She ran it over as she drove away

Master Bush · Post by **Master Bush** » Tue Mar 21, 2017 2:46 am

By "shared" the account, I mean we started the account together, and she played for a week here back in 2006 before never playing again.

BoganGod · Post by **BoganGod** » Tue Mar 21, 2017 11:53 pm

TeeGee wrote:
2dimes wrote:It was a cat.

She ran it over as she drove away

Mate, that there is the comment of the week.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sun Jul 31, 2022 6:37 am

I'm kind of disappointed Master Shake ignored my Miss Debbie joke.

PureStink · Post by **PureStink** » Sun Jul 31, 2022 5:07 pm

IcePack wrote:
Master Bush wrote:I would like to change my name. Bush is the last name of my former girlfriend, and we shared this account. Can someone help me.
submit an eticket

http://support.conquerclub.com/

Five years later and Master "Bates" Bush is still waiting for his name to be updated

At this point it would be simpler just to get back together with his ex-girlfriend.

SoN!c · Post by **SoN!c** » Sun Jul 31, 2022 5:22 pm

PureStink wrote:
IcePack wrote:
Master Bush wrote:I would like to change my name. Bush is the last name of my former girlfriend, and we shared this account. Can someone help me.
submit an eticket

http://support.conquerclub.com/
Five years later and Master "Bates" Bush is still waiting for his name to be updated

At this point it would be simpler just to get back together with his ex-girlfriend.

Master Bush last visited monday may 04, 2020 6:31 AM Stink..

PureStink · Post by **PureStink** » Sun Jul 31, 2022 5:34 pm

Son!c wrote:6:31 AM Stink..

Stink time definitely needs to be a thing.

"What time are we meeting m8?"
"Is 17:30 EST (Eastern Stink Time) okay?"
"Yeah bro see you then"

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Mar 06, 2023 9:01 am

SoN!c wrote: Master Bush last visited monday may 04, 2020 6:31 AM...

Because he got tired of waiting for the name change?

jusplay4fun · Post by **jusplay4fun** » Tue Mar 07, 2023 1:24 am

2dimes wrote:
SoN!c wrote: Master Bush last visited monday may 04, 2020 6:31 AM...
Because he got tired of waiting for the name change?

did he submit the e-ticket?

SoN!c · Post by **SoN!c** » Tue Mar 07, 2023 12:10 pm

Can't remember this? Then looked at the date: it was stink time ago

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Wed Jul 16, 2025 1:22 am

Master Bush wrote:I would like to change my name. Bush is the last name of my former girlfriend, and we shared this account. Can someone help me.

Makes sense... guess you are no longer the master of THAT BUSH...

The black jesus is amused...-Jesus noir

Ltrain · Post by **Ltrain** » Thu Jul 17, 2025 11:31 am

owenshooter wrote:
Master Bush wrote:I would like to change my name. Bush is the last name of my former girlfriend, and we shared this account. Can someone help me.
Makes sense... guess you are no longer the master of THAT BUSH...
The black jesus is amused...-Jesus noir

I always thought that's what it meant tbh

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Thu Jul 17, 2025 2:39 pm

Ltrain wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
Master Bush wrote:I would like to change my name. Bush is the last name of my former girlfriend, and we shared this account. Can someone help me.
Makes sense... guess you are no longer the master of THAT BUSH...
The black jesus is amused...-Jesus noir
I always thought that's what it meant tbh

I wonder if it is going to be Master_Bates or Jergens_Pro or Kleen_EX...? So many great possibilities for him! The black jesus is amused!!-Bj

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