Mind of Skoffin Mafia DAY 3

[strike wolf]

Wow my mind took a bit to boot there. LSU isnt even in the game. I meant Mets.

[Ragian]

I am merely pragmatic my chanllenged skoffin.

[aage]

Okay everyone shut up and listen to the shittiness that is today. So the coronavirus is being a dick and now I'm stuck at home alone with Matt who is just the worst. He won't even get me ice cream even if I ask nicely, I even tried not insulting him and he still just sits there, and I can't be arsed to get it myself. Upside, there will be fewer old people to bother me once this is over, so that's good news, unlike the news that I can't even lynch Dakky this game cause apparently he's not even playing. I'm gonna need a new person to pick on, and I think we all know who the obvious choice is here.

unvote, vote maskoffinet

(omg! mask off! we got him guys)

I would also like to address the fact that several people have asked about my so-called absence, I will have you know that a real skoffin will be late for the game and instantly bail on it so bottom line I'm the only real skoffin here and you all suck.

[dgz345]

who is this Corona we talking about?
I'm busy teaching my students math and physics in high school.


I'll also later today when the kids are asleep and I can sit at the computer read the posts by the other skoffins.

[Pikanchion]

Unvote: Skoffin
Vote: Skoffin Metsfanmax for starting the Dakky train and recently disappearing... Also for not knowing who Skoffin is, which I—as Skoffin—find very offensive.

[dgz345]

I think this agee Skoffin has pms.

[Minister Masket]

Unvote Vote mets if only just to give him incentive to post again.

To be honest, Covid 19 gives NONE of us any excuses to not get online due to isolationing!

[dgz345]

Unvote Vote mets if only just to give him incentive to post again.

To be honest, Covid 19 gives NONE of us any excuses to not get online due to isolationing!

I'm still working in school as a teacher. Does that give me an excuse to not get online?

[Ragian]

Since isolation and remote teaching are on, I've never worked so much. The stuff I usually evaluate in class must be done individually. I need to figure out how to lessen the burden for myself.

VC, please.

[Skoffin]

vote count
8 alive, 5 needed to lynch



Pika ----------- strike (1)
Mets ---------- pika, MM (2)
Strike --------
dgz ----------- , mets, (1)
Ragoo --------
Skittles ------
Agge ---------
Masket ------

You have like less than a day punks

[strike wolf]

Was out of town unexpectedly. I see the nothing to go on game is ongoing. Maybe if people talked...im almost ready to start talking set up just to get people talking. :p

Vote Aage for effectively poppinh up from absence to say a big winding post that effectively said nothing.

So is the Mets absence going to be addressed before deadline?

[dgz345]

Was out of town unexpectedly. I see the nothing to go on game is ongoing. Maybe if people talked...im almost ready to start talking set up just to get people talking. :p

Vote Aage for effectively poppinh up from absence to say a big winding post that effectively said nothing.

So is the Mets absence going to be addressed before deadline?

I'm willing to talk set up.

From my role I'm assuming that skoffin has 0 good stuff (Perks) about herself as I have no power role.

And we are also 8 players then I would assume 2 scum. 3 sounds a bit much and 1 to little.

If we misslynch 2 times we will end up at 4 players and game over.
If we misslynch 1 and no vote 1 we end up at 5 players and get an extra vote.

Right now I've 0 clues so a dice roll works for me.

Some people join and then goes and catches Corona or something and are unable to read a forum.

(ragoo x Pika) true love story. When will they be scum together.

[Pikanchion]

"Maybe we should talk setup on account of low activity..."

*claims*

...

Unvote: Metsfanmax
Vote: dgz345

[dgz345]

"Maybe we should talk setup on account of low activity..."

*claims*

...

Unvote: Metsfanmax
Vote: dgz345

don't question my way you scum skoffin!

[Skittles!]

TBH I'm going to vote for someone who is not really partaking at the moment, as the only information we are going to gleam from them is when they're dead. I'm going to keep my suspicions to myself as it's still Day 1.

Vote Mets

[strike wolf]

This is kinda why I want to hear about Mets before end of day, is he going to be modkilled making lynching the inactive useless ?

Holy unnecessary claims, Batman! Talking set up doesn't mean you claim your role. Eight player game and vanilla townie+townies are possible if not probable but there's probably also power roles. A good VT though should not claim unpressured. The job is to use your ability to vote to try to make good decisions and hold off on claiming so that scum still have a reason to target you.

[dgz345]

This is kinda why I want to hear about Mets before end of day, is he going to be modkilled making lynching the inactive useless ?

Holy unnecessary claims, Batman! Talking set up doesn't mean you claim your role. Eight player game and vanilla townie+townies are possible if not probable but there's probably also power roles. A good VT though should not claim unpressured. The job is to use your ability to vote to try to make good decisions and hold off on claiming so that scum still have a reason to target you.

Maybe I'm doctor and claiming VT?

[Ragian]

Well, I agree that claiming unpressured D1 is so dumb it takes a a Swede

However, claiming VT D1 as scum is equally dumb. Puts a massive target on his (her) back as a VT is no real loss for town D1. I don't think dgz (skoffin - yada) is scum.

I can follow Strike on his Aage vote. Defo raised a red flag. Also raised a red flag when Skittles! popped in, ignored the claim, and voted for mets. It concerns me because the Aage train might gather some steam, so it could be seen as Skittles! preserving a mate. Especially when ignoring the claim.

Pika wanting to kill whoever plays like dgz is no news.

[Pikanchion]

However, claiming VT D1 as scum is equally dumb. Puts a massive target on his (her) back as a VT is no real loss for town D1. I don't think dgz (skoffin - yada) is scum.

And so we just continue to let this happen every single game... Great, no wonder nobody plays.

Besides, how many times in a row are we going to let people claim VT day one for no reason without even considering lynching them for the rest of the game before it actually becomes good scum play?

[aage]

Was out of town unexpectedly. I see the nothing to go on game is ongoing. Maybe if people talked...im almost ready to start talking set up just to get people talking. :p

Vote Aage for effectively poppinh up from absence to say a big winding post that effectively said nothing.

So is the Mets absence going to be addressed before deadline?

In my defense,

Just a dick about mafia game

Being long winded was the express purpose of the post as I'm trying to get into character. Unfortunately I've not been reading the discord messages for inspiration much lately so I don't have a good Skoffin impression for you today. This is doubly unfortunate because that is the main reason I'm even in this game. I'll give it another shot tomorrow if she shows up for the game. So I guess I'll be posting as myself today.

That being said, Strike's vote on me is about a million times better than Skittles' vote on Mets. I can see a case where I would scumarine while doing nothing, but Mets is straight up not posting. He won't magically appear if you vote him, you have to chant his name three times at the mirror for that. The same goes for Masket and Pika. I highly doubt he's reading the thread thinking "hmmm nah I'll only post if they put me at L-1". Let skoffin deal with him.

dgz essentially claiming vt is a little weird, but I'm content to let him make his play. At least he's engaging, don't really want to suppress that. I would much rather lynch skittles or masket. I'll risk calling the kettle black and mention that Masket has (a) also done nothing of substance in any of his posts and (b) is now also voting Mets.

Regarding the "train" on me Ragian, it's one vote, I assure you I won't lose sleep over it.

Skoffin, my vote is missing from the VC.

*walks off complaining*

[Skittles!]

Well, I agree that claiming unpressured D1 is so dumb it takes a a Swede

However, claiming VT D1 as scum is equally dumb. Puts a massive target on his (her) back as a VT is no real loss for town D1. I don't think dgz (skoffin - yada) is scum.

I can follow Strike on his Aage vote. Defo raised a red flag. Also raised a red flag when Skittles! popped in, ignored the claim, and voted for mets. It concerns me because the Aage train might gather some steam, so it could be seen as Skittles! preserving a mate. Especially when ignoring the claim.

Pika wanting to kill whoever plays like dgz is no news.

Tbh I didn't really pay attention to dgz's post before mine, I was halfway doing an assessment while also drinking so that's my excuse.

LBR, dgz has been playing weirdly all game but I am honestly putting it down to his role. He may claim VT, but honestly I think he's putting a mark on his back and scum will take him out tonight. I don't think we'd get much info from his death tho :/

[Pikanchion]

Well the silver lining (assuming I'm not too drunk) is that this is an even number of players so losing a town isn't as bad statistically as it could be...

[Metsfanmax]

I'm going to keep my vote on dgz, I called him being suspicious early on and I don't especially care if it's a pattern of his. Like Pika said, we can't reward that sort of behavior as a community or it ends up becoming tactically useful play, which is not the situation we want to end up in.

[dgz345]

My only reason to "claim" was to make a jab at skoffin irl.

I am the real skoffin you all fakes. I'm the skoffin that does nothing!

Just getting my vote out. Did a dice roll between 3 people. So don't take it to personal.
vote strike

[Ragian]

Maybe fewer people play because some players have the patience and tolerance of elephant in musth.

Why are you getting your vote out on Strike? You're already on the chopping board for claiming, which is a disadvantage to town, so at least afford us a reason that you're voting for Strike.