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Need help with horse puns

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Hello friends

I am playing a game that will not be named and I need an assist with naming horses and teams.

I have a team of Australian ponies called Prancing Peonies, as an example.
Akhal tekes named Teke Time, and so on.

But now I need a team name for my mustangs, my Tennessee walkers and my Lipizzans and I have nothing. NOTHING!
Can you help me Long-necked dog forum? You are my only hope.
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Something to do with "quarter" horses?
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The Mustang Ma'Am's
the Nashville Hoot'n-Nannies
Generation Lips


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I'm not breeding quarter horses, Hit Red.
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Group of Foals
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I owned one. It's an actually breed.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Quarter_Horse
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Yeah, I'm not breeding any of those yet though. I'm currently focusing on racing horses and jumpy bois. :)
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HitRed wrote:I owned one. It's an actually breed.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Quarter_Horse


Yup, and the Canadian Quarter used to feature a mounty.

Which led to the inevitable jokes. "Q: What kind of horse is the mounty riding?" "A: A quarter-horse, silly!"
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Horsing around.
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Jdsizzleslice wrote:Group of Foals


Was that supposed to be "Game of Foals"?

Did you call any of the Mustangs Sally. Kind of lame and obvious or maybe not.
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The Brumbies
Move to the ACT and drive in circles, she'll be apples mate.
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I think the mustangs should be Team Ford Motor Co!
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Thank you friends!

Now my new issue -

I need names for my over 100 horses that are thus far unnamed.
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Skoffin wrote: Thank you friends!

Now my new issue -

I need names for my over 100 horses that are thus far unnamed.


http://www.horses-names.com/random-horse-names.php

https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/horse_names.php

https://horsenamegenerator.com/

You welcome :ugeek:
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The three best horses:
Hidalgo
Shadowfax
Bucephalus

and more:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_horses
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_historical_horses

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incitatus
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I think you were triggered.
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Sorry, I meant to say "tiggered".
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name them all Carl.. so they will all come a once
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