Official Dice Bitch Thread

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Fri May 03, 2019 8:48 pm

PepeTheFrog wrote:...haven't won a single dice roll in I don't even know how long.

Well, they're not broken.

HitRed · Post by **HitRed** » Fri May 03, 2019 9:10 pm

Coptics get good dice on Fridays.

HitRed

Post by **TeeGee** » Sat May 04, 2019 1:44 am

send me a PM and I will send you my bank details, I sell 6's.. 10 for $10 or get 150 for $100.. Hurry limited stocks

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Sat May 04, 2019 9:58 am

Yo little x'er. You have to PLAY in order to bitch about dice. Its been 2 years. Shut up, quit wasting real peoples' time, and go do something christian.

Bernie Sanders · Post by **Bernie Sanders** » Tue May 07, 2019 5:02 am

KoolBak wrote:Yo little x'er. You have to PLAY in order to bitch about dice. Its been 2 years. Shut up, quit wasting real peoples' time, and go do something christian.

MOD EDIT by TeeGee

#1_stunna · Post by **#1_stunna** » Tue May 07, 2019 12:13 pm

Bernie Sanders wrote:
KoolBak wrote:Yo little x'er. You have to PLAY in order to bitch about dice. Its been 2 years. Shut up, quit wasting real peoples' time, and go do something christian.

MOD EDIT by TeeGee

oh wow. things escalated really quickly here.

what,me worry? · Post by **what,me worry?** » Tue May 21, 2019 6:04 pm

You have to pray to the right god for things to go your way

I'd say things aren't going your way for a reason...be it karma...god... or lack of spreading the good news of CC

troubadour19 · Post by **troubadour19** » Wed May 22, 2019 5:37 pm

I don't know if it's recency bias or just terrible luck but the past few matches have been unreal. I don't take ridiculous chances and the kills I do get are in garbage situations. f*ck the standard deviation of probability because it doesn't matter if the RNG shits the bed early in games effectively ending your chances to balance the scales of probability later on. I imagine someone had to have a bad string of luck but I don't have the motivation to weather this storm.

HitRed · Post by **HitRed** » Wed May 22, 2019 6:39 pm

Assault -38%

what,me worry? · Post by **what,me worry?** » Wed May 22, 2019 8:14 pm

expect the results you've experienced

stop engaging in your delusions that you're smarter than chance

CC does not do hand outs

Do better

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Wed May 22, 2019 8:58 pm

Have you considered playing as a Paladin? It's kind of an easy class for new players to learn.

Mad777 · Post by **Mad777** » Wed May 22, 2019 9:13 pm

29 games played, you need more than that to call out the dices being crap...build up games, and be patient, learn good strategy on easy map and it will pay out, at least reaching major grade...keep it up mate, don’t give up too early...we have been there.

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Wed May 22, 2019 9:31 pm

Mad777 wrote:29 games played, you need more than that to call out the dices being crap...build up games, and be patient, learn good strategy on easy map and it will pay out, at least reaching major grade...keep it up mate, don’t give up too early...we have been there.

Aww, you tried to do oppo research on me, but don't know how to use the reply button.

Cute, but try again if you'd like a reasonable chat about your pips.

troubadour19 · Post by **troubadour19** » Wed May 22, 2019 9:46 pm

what,me worry? wrote:expect the results you've experienced

stop engaging in your delusions that you're smarter than chance

CC does not do hand outs

Do better

Huh? The point that I was making was that I caught a bad run of games and acknowledging the fact that it was bound to happen and just wasn't interested in putting up with it.

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Wed May 22, 2019 10:30 pm

troubadour19 wrote:
what,me worry? wrote:expect the results you've experienced

stop engaging in your delusions that you're smarter than chance

CC does not do hand outs

Do better

Huh? The point that I was making was that I caught a bad run of games and acknowledging the fact that it was bound to happen and just wasn't interested in putting up with it.

So the F bomb in the title was a kind of Freudian slip?

NomadPatriot · Post by **NomadPatriot** » Wed May 22, 2019 10:48 pm

welcome to Conquer Club.. troubadour19...

your first mistake was thinking members give 2 sh*ts… just sayin'...
I thought that at first too.. I was hilariously wrong.. find your niche and run with it..

rule #1 - trust no one on this website....
rule #2 - if you have a problem with something on the website & need help.. refer to rule #1

:lol:

Mad777 · Post by **Mad777** » Thu May 23, 2019 8:35 am

NomadPatriot wrote:welcome to Conquer Club.. troubadour19...

your first mistake was thinking members give 2 sh*ts… just sayin'...
I thought that at first too.. I was hilariously wrong.. find your niche and run with it..

rule #1 - trust no one on this website....
rule #2 - if you have a problem with something on the website & need help.. refer to rule #1

the guy who has been with the site for about 8 months to a guy who has been almost 7 years :lol:

NomadPatriot · Post by **NomadPatriot** » Thu May 23, 2019 10:11 am

Mad777 wrote:the guy who has been with the site for about 8 months to a guy who has been almost 7 years

I wonder why he hasn't been on the site more then playing 29 games.. oh wait.. I just read this thread..

selling those Premium Subscriptions like hotcakes..

Post by **Keefie** » Thu May 23, 2019 3:51 pm

NomadPatriot wrote:
Mad777 wrote:the guy who has been with the site for about 8 months to a guy who has been almost 7 years

I wonder why he hasn't been on the site more then playing 29 games.. oh wait.. I just read this thread..

selling those Premium Subscriptions like hotcakes..

Lol - says the person who's now premium

Post by **Razorvich** » Fri May 24, 2019 9:09 am

LOL.. sorry but..... MOD EDIT: (Razorvich)

A true abuse of power right there

NomadPatriot · Post by **NomadPatriot** » Fri May 24, 2019 10:37 am

Keefie wrote:Lol - says the person who's now premium

well I didn't buy a premium Keefie… someone mysteriously gifted me a 1 month premium just 1 hour & 15 minutes after I posted that comment... the 1 month premium was automatically applied to my account ..
I had no control over that entire situation / transaction..

but considering you & Razor just happened to pop into a 6 year old forum thread within a few hours of this entire scenario... and considering your proclaiming " who's now premium".. it would entail you knew I wasn't premium just a mere 4 hours earlier from when I made the comment to the time you made yours.. .. it would be assumable that you bought me a premium & applied it to my account automatically , just so you could come back and post some snarky comment like this...

it's just 1 big coincidence...

but hey if wasn't you or razor.. then I guess someone fully appreciates all my forum posts & bought me a premium for the entertainment value.. maybe I will double up my efforts in the forums to accommodate the community.. they seem to be showing their appreciation..

:mrgreen:

Conquer Club <info@conquerclub.com>

Thu 5/23/2019 11:26 AM

Conquer Club

Hello NomadPatriot,

Someone has bought you a Conquer Club Premium Membership Gift Certificate - 1 Month!

Your account has been upgraded.

Regards,
The Conquer Club

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Fri May 24, 2019 5:07 pm

NomadPatriot wrote:
Keefie wrote:Lol - says the person who's now premium

well I didn't buy a premium Keefie… someone mysteriously gifted me a 1 month premium just 1 hour & 15 minutes after I posted that comment... the 1 month premium was automatically applied to my account ..
I had no control over that entire situation / transaction..

but considering you & Razor just happened to pop into a 6 year old forum thread within a few hours of this entire scenario... and considering your proclaiming " who's now premium".. it would entail you knew I wasn't premium just a mere 4 hours earlier from when I made the comment to the time you made yours.. .. it would be assumable that you bought me a premium & applied it to my account automatically , just so you could come back and post some snarky comment like this...

it's just 1 big coincidence...

but hey if wasn't you or razor.. then I guess someone fully appreciates all my forum posts & bought me a premium for the entertainment value.. maybe I will double up my efforts in the forums to accommodate the community.. they seem to be showing their appreciation..

Conquer Club <info@conquerclub.com>

Thu 5/23/2019 11:26 AM

Conquer Club

Hello NomadPatriot,

Someone has bought you a Conquer Club Premium Membership Gift Certificate - 1 Month!

Your account has been upgraded.

Regards,
The Conquer Club

You're welcome, just be better.

NomadPatriot · Post by **NomadPatriot** » Fri May 24, 2019 7:47 pm

Symmetry wrote:You're welcome, just be better.

sure thing Sym.. I am glad you appreciated my contributions to the forum over these past few weeks.. I will be better at posting more things..

the L chat scenario is hilarious...

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Fri May 24, 2019 8:03 pm

NomadPatriot wrote:
Symmetry wrote:You're welcome, just be better.

sure thing Sym.. I am glad you appreciated my contributions to the forum over these past few weeks.. I will be better at posting more things..

the L chat scenario is hilarious...

As I said, you are welcome, but just be better.

SemperFidelis · Post by **SemperFidelis** » Sun Jun 30, 2019 6:45 am

I've been playing CC for years now and I had to come to the forum to find out what the f*ck has been going on. I thought a mod got mad they lost and cursed my account with bad luck. Ive lost like 5 games in a row due to bad dice. My stats were like -30% offense and defence and my opponents are +49%.

I can see why people quit over this

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