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riskllama · Post by **riskllama** » Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:05 am

Quirk wrote:

d'aww...

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Tue Jul 10, 2018 7:12 pm

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:02 pm

already taler than AoG

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:30 pm

nietzsche wrote:already taler than AoG

The canine?

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:34 pm

no i think he goes by AoG the midget.

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:43 pm

Indeed.

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Wed Jul 11, 2018 5:24 pm

BPotW

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:40 pm

BPotW

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:19 pm

BPotW

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Thu Jul 26, 2018 4:52 pm

So I'm trying to add a profile to the "Project Casting" site, to give myself another place to find auditions.
It keeps deleting my "project" details and the link to a video.
That's bad enough, but...
You can't put your birth date before 1970.
It keeps resetting my body type to "muscular".
It keeps resetting my height to "3 foot or under"

DoomYoshi · Post by **DoomYoshi** » Thu Jul 26, 2018 6:25 pm

So in case you love Westerns and want to relive the wild west, it's not too late:
CLICKBAIT

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:27 am

Are you thinking of getting some pigs and setting up shop there?

jonesthecurl wrote:So I'm trying to add a profile...
You can't put your birth date before 1970.
It keeps resetting my body type to "muscular".
It keeps resetting my height to "3 foot or under"

Just run with it Jones. You might not get any call backs, but the auditions should be a hoot!

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 11:28 am

It reminds me somehow of the weirdest headline I ever saw...
"Dwarf Gordon Ramsay look-alike porn actor eaten by badgers"

Post by **Dukasaur** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 4:49 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:It reminds me somehow of the weirdest headline I ever saw...
"Dwarf Gordon Ramsay look-alike porn actor eaten by badgers"

"Jap Scientologists Ate My Grandfather" was the title of a short story by Crad Kilodney.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 5:03 pm

But this was real. Apparently there is a whole porn industry of celeb lookalikes who are dwarfs. The Badger part was also real - the guy had been murdered then stuffed down a badger sett.

mookiemcgee · Post by **mookiemcgee** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 6:05 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:It reminds me somehow of the weirdest headline I ever saw...
"Dwarf Gordon Ramsay look-alike porn actor eaten by badgers"

pictures or it never happened

Post by **Dukasaur** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 6:47 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:But this was real. Apparently there is a whole porn industry of celeb lookalikes who are dwarfs. The Badger part was also real - the guy had been murdered then stuffed down a badger sett.

Huffpost says it was a hoax. https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/percy-foster-dead_n_962667

Sorry.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Fri Jul 27, 2018 10:05 pm

Odd. I don't know where i saw it, but it certainly wasn't in the Sunday Sport, which makes the National Enquirer look credible. Still, I'm glad i didn't see Hi-ho, Hi-ho, it's up your arse we go.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Sat Jul 28, 2018 11:44 pm

So, for the curlson's birthday we took him out for dinner. We wnet to a hibachi place, which he has always enjoyed. I hate 'em. Just give me my fukkin food, and stop arsing about!

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:18 am

We went to a Korean one yesterday with my wife's buddy from work and her family.

So they seat us and I figure the electric grill at one of the two tables is broken because there is a poster in it and the handle to lift the cover is missing.

Sure enough after some discussion the guy sort of explains that is the case but don't worry they'll just cook everything in the kitchen. Uh, ok but we kind of went so the family joining us could experience the self cooking thing.

The guy says if we want, they can bring half cooked food and half raw so the kids can use the grill.

Turned out pretty good. Their electric grills sucked and took way too long to cook on.

One of their boys has some issues and the cook your own made him a bit upset. He kept complaining, "It's not cooked yet, I'm not eating this." His brother and our son, are slightly younger and made it worse for him by playing with the tongs and trying things too early.

We ordered the second round of meats all kitchen cooked and accidentally way over ordered.

Ended up fun to have some entertainment for the two younger boys and we managed to finish all the food, even though we were concerned that might not be possible at one point.

DoomYoshi · Post by **DoomYoshi** » Mon Jul 30, 2018 6:15 pm

This might be the best kids book response I've ever seen. Some oak flooring company decided to respond to the Lorax in the 80s:
https://www.woodfloors.org/truax.pdf

There are two pages on each page, so read the left page first.

Post by **Dukasaur** » Tue Jul 31, 2018 4:43 pm

Didn't think this was big enough for its own thread, but wanted to post it somewhere:

https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2018/7/24/17606958/meat-cheese-surplus-visualized

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:45 pm

BPotW

Symmetry · Post by **Symmetry** » Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:50 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Didn't think this was big enough for its own thread, but wanted to post it somewhere:

https://www.vox.com/science-and-health/2018/7/24/17606958/meat-cheese-surplus-visualized

I like that they put some lettuce into the visual.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Fri Aug 03, 2018 4:54 am

So the curlson's daughter now calls me "Grandpa Jonesey". That's fine, but she's taken to calling her dad "Daddy Jonesey", which I find much more amusing than he does.

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