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Make Mrswdk identify with actual gender.

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Concise description: For too long now, this peter beater has been trying to sell us a story of how it identifies as a female, therefor, I propose the following to help the community at large know that it's advances can no longer be sold under false advertisement.

Specifics/Details:
  • Change it's signature to a suggestive vegetable.
  • Change avatar to a more appropriate depiction of it's gender. Preferably IT from the Stephen King novels.
  • Daily post limited to only 5 posts, to eliminate it's drivel.


How this will benefit the site and/or other comments:
  • Mrswdk will now be Mrwdk.
  • Community can seek a real female that is not rocking a wiener.
  • Hopefully it posts less.
  • Can turn this into a CC holiday when we finally exposed the lies.
  • Comedy factor would be off the charts.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Make Mrswdk identify with actual gender.

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The five stages of interaction with Mrs WDK:
1. Realization (that Mrs WDK is a sexy Chinese lady)
2. Pursuit (of that fine ass tail)
3. Dejection (because you'll never get to hit that)
4. Resentment (misogynistic abuse, 'I don't want it anyway')
5. Denial (pretend Mrs WDK isn't a woman in the first place to make oneself feel better)
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Re: Make Mrswdk identify with actual gender.

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mrswdk is a very sexy Chinese lady and has a very nice looking punani
mrswdk is a ho
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AoG is one of the only ones to stay somewhere between stages 1 and 2, because he is a gentleman.
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Re: Make Mrswdk identify with actual gender.

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mrswdk wrote:The five stages of interaction with Mrs WDK:
1. Realization (that Mrs WDK is a sexy Chinese lady)
2. Pursuit (of that fine ass tail)
3. Dejection (because you'll never get to hit that)
4. Resentment (misogynistic abuse, 'I don't want it anyway')
5. Denial (pretend Mrs WDK isn't a woman in the first place to make oneself feel better)

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Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Re: Make Mrswdk identify with actual gender.

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mrswdk wrote:The five stages of interaction with Mrs WDK:
1. Realization (that Mrs WDK is a sexy Chinese lady)
2. Pursuit (of that fine ass tail)
3. Dejection (because you'll never get to hit that)
4. Resentment (misogynistic abuse, 'I don't want it anyway')
5. Denial (pretend Mrs WDK isn't a woman in the first place to make oneself feel better)


Gosh, you're such a noob. You're supposed to form a word or a nice sounding acronym with the first letter of every stage.
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Re: Make Mrswdk identify with actual gender.

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You're not suggesting?


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Army of GOD wrote:mrswdk is a very sexy Chinese lady and has a very nice looking punani

She ought to. Best folds, tucks, and inverted todger money can buy.
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Re: Make Mrswdk identify with actual gender.

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Ans o shall it be, by the powers granted to me, let it be done. From henceforth it shall be referred to as 'Mr*'.
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Re: Make Mrswdk identify with actual gender.

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I always thought it was Mr SWDK.
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iAmCaffeine wrote:I always thought it was Mr SWDK.


Mr. Swickdick, or just Swickdick for short.

I don't think anybody is taken in by his bullshit about being a girl.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Specifics/Details:
  • Change it's signature to a suggestive vegetable.
  • Change avatar to a more appropriate depiction of it's gender. Preferably IT from the Stephen King novels.
  • Daily post limited to only 5 posts, to eliminate it's drivel.

I would agree with all of these, except for the use "it's" instead of "its.".

"It's" is a contraction for "it is." The grammatical constructions above cry out for the possessive "its" which carries no apostrophe.

Every day I see more evidence that they should never have taken corporal punishment out of the schools.
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Re: Make Mrswdk identify with actual gender.

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llama believes in the mrs... ;)
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Re: Make Mrswdk identify with actual gender.

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Hmm? llam's been pegged by mr* lots of times. So if he didn't think it felt real... maybe so.
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Re: Make Mrswdk identify with actual gender.

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One day historians will use this thread as an example of how the internet used to be full of HATE and MISOGYNY.
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Re: Make Mrswdk identify with actual gender.

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Okay but you won't be a reference.
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Re: Make Mrswdk identify with actual gender.

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Dukasaur wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:I always thought it was Mr SWDK.


Mr. Swickdick, or just Swickdick for short.

I don't think anybody is taken in by his bullshit about being a girl.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Specifics/Details:
  • Change it's signature to a suggestive vegetable.
  • Change avatar to a more appropriate depiction of it's gender. Preferably IT from the Stephen King novels.
  • Daily post limited to only 5 posts, to eliminate it's drivel.

I would agree with all of these, except for the use "it's" instead of "its.".

"It's" is a contraction for "it is." The grammatical constructions above cry out for the possessive "its" which carries no apostrophe.

Every day I see more evidence that they should never have taken corporal punishment out of the schools.


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Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Also just to point out that gender (social construct) is not the same as sex (biological characteristic). As such it is a fluid concept and any individual is capable of possessing any gender identity. There is no such thing as one's 'actual gender'.
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Re: Make Mrswdk identify with actual gender.

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I personally identify as QuagrenderSquadLordofLove.
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Re: Make Mrswdk identify with actual gender.

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Caff agrees. Case closed
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mrswdk wrote:Caff agrees. Case closed

You man.
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mrswdk wrote:Also just to point out that gender (social construct) is not the same as sex (biological characteristic). As such it is a fluid concept and any individual is capable of possessing any gender identity. There is no such thing as one's 'actual gender'.


So are you a chick with a dick then ?
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Nominate this thread be moved to TRASH.
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Can we just make the site gender free and play some games?
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Re: Make Mrswdk identify with actual gender.

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I identify as an A-10 Thunderbolt, because girls like it when I go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT down under, if you catch my drift.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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Re: Make Mrswdk identify with actual gender.

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DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:I always thought it was Mr SWDK.


Mr. Swickdick, or just Swickdick for short.

I don't think anybody is taken in by his bullshit about being a girl.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:
Specifics/Details:
  • Change it's signature to a suggestive vegetable.
  • Change avatar to a more appropriate depiction of it's gender. Preferably IT from the Stephen King novels.
  • Daily post limited to only 5 posts, to eliminate it's drivel.

I would agree with all of these, except for the use "it's" instead of "its.".

"It's" is a contraction for "it is." The grammatical constructions above cry out for the possessive "its" which carries no apostrophe.

Every day I see more evidence that they should never have taken corporal punishment out of the schools.


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If u wood pefer I spel liek tis, I be hapy 2 oblig

That's exactly what I would expect from an animated pig.

Incidentally, you missed a golden opportunity to point out that, ironically enough, I also made a mistake in what I wrote.
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