
Official Dice Bitch Thread
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My luck has improved greatly!
THe only games I haven't won lately is one in which i was two-teamed by a tranny and an old man and one in which I couldn't overcome a strong drop in australia of my oponnent.
THe only games I haven't won lately is one in which i was two-teamed by a tranny and an old man and one in which I couldn't overcome a strong drop in australia of my oponnent.
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Stop bitching about the dice the owners say! We can't count our money while you bitch about the dice! My dice stats have been in the red for two weeks now. Screw it! I just dropped my Premium Membership and others should too! Why pay your hard earned money here because they do not care! 
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alex_draper wrote: I just dropped my Premium Membership and others should too! Why pay your hard earned money here because they do not care!
um.. but you are premium...-Jésus noir

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Army of GOD wrote:I FUCKING HATE THE DICE
I forgot how much they sucked
i imagine that could happen, since you never took a turn in the 2 years of deliberate dead beating that you engaged in... hell, it may even be a truly valid defense for NEVER taking a turn on the site!!! ha...-Jésus noir

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owenshooter wrote:alex_draper wrote: I just dropped my Premium Membership and others should too! Why pay your hard earned money here because they do not care!
um.. but you are premium...-Jésus noir
Duh cancelled...
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alex_draper wrote:owenshooter wrote:alex_draper wrote: I just dropped my Premium Membership and others should too! Why pay your hard earned money here because they do not care!
um.. but you are premium...-Jésus noir
Duh cancelled...
you paid for it... you are still gold... you have cancelled nothing... *eyes rolling*... the black jesus is not amused...-Jn

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Attacking 5 armies with 16..16 wiped out..won the battle but lost the war at a cost of 3 to every 1
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Dukasaur wrote:
want to play a game duk?
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Out of interest, does this mean that the mods are ok with necrobumping?
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Re: Official Dice Bitch Thread
Well, this place is full of people who are unable to perceive the way probabilities work and this is a place to moan and complain about the unfair results they think they get
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Kaskavel wrote:Well, this place is full of people who are unable to perceive the way probabilities work and this is a place to moan and complain about the unfair results they think they get
I don't think you quite get it. Bitching and moaning is fun. Some of the people may do it because they don't understand how probabilities work, but it's a mistake to assume that's true of everybody. There are a lot of people (myself, for instance) who understand perfectly well about probabilities but still need to let off steam and bitch after a bad round. I mean, I'm sure you know why water falls from the sky, but you still look up at the sky with a sour look on a rainy day and say "god damn fucking rain, go to hell!", niet?
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I attacked a with 78v100 yesterday and won with 8 troops left over. The dice were amazing!
You may wonder why I would post this in the dice bitching thread...its in lieu of the person who lost 100 troops to my 78. I'm sure he would be in here if he knew that happened.
You may wonder why I would post this in the dice bitching thread...its in lieu of the person who lost 100 troops to my 78. I'm sure he would be in here if he knew that happened.
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[player]happy2seeyou[/player] should be at the top of the list... oh wait, i think i'm confused about what this thread is about...-Bj

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Dukasaur wrote:Kaskavel wrote:Well, this place is full of people who are unable to perceive the way probabilities work and this is a place to moan and complain about the unfair results they think they get
I don't think you quite get it. Bitching and moaning is fun. Some of the people may do it because they don't understand how probabilities work, but it's a mistake to assume that's true of everybody. There are a lot of people (myself, for instance) who understand perfectly well about probabilities but still need to let off steam and bitch after a bad round. I mean, I'm sure you know why water falls from the sky, but you still look up at the sky with a sour look on a rainy day and say "god damn fucking rain, go to hell!", niet?
Oh, I do agree with that, don't worry!
By the way, what is the most extreme you guys have ever seen? I have lost twice 27-1 as an attacker (fortunately, in games already won regardless that result)
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Kaskavel wrote:Dukasaur wrote:Kaskavel wrote:Well, this place is full of people who are unable to perceive the way probabilities work and this is a place to moan and complain about the unfair results they think they get
I don't think you quite get it. Bitching and moaning is fun. Some of the people may do it because they don't understand how probabilities work, but it's a mistake to assume that's true of everybody. There are a lot of people (myself, for instance) who understand perfectly well about probabilities but still need to let off steam and bitch after a bad round. I mean, I'm sure you know why water falls from the sky, but you still look up at the sky with a sour look on a rainy day and say "god damn fucking rain, go to hell!", niet?
Oh, I do agree with that, don't worry!
By the way, what is the most extreme you guys have ever seen? I have lost twice 27-1 as an attacker (fortunately, in games already won regardless that result)
27 v 1
Wow I have never had that!
I would probably have some sort of fit or blood vessel rupture if that happened
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Re: Official Dice Bitch Thread
-----------When you think about it...If you have crap dice...Someone else's grass is a bit greener in your game...
----------People,light some candles...Have the Goddess of "Victory",bless you and your opponents dice rolls...
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----------To help people get over crap dice HIGH COMMAND...Bring back the holiday dice......I mean ,if I am going to lose 70 vs 3...At least looking at,snow globes,stars,hearts,bunnies,four leaf clovers...Takes some of the sting out of blowing a win...
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----------People,light some candles...Have the Goddess of "Victory",bless you and your opponents dice rolls...
----------To help people get over crap dice HIGH COMMAND...Bring back the holiday dice......I mean ,if I am going to lose 70 vs 3...At least looking at,snow globes,stars,hearts,bunnies,four leaf clovers...Takes some of the sting out of blowing a win...
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Dice are terrible.
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BrutalBob wrote:Kaskavel wrote:Dukasaur wrote:Kaskavel wrote:Well, this place is full of people who are unable to perceive the way probabilities work and this is a place to moan and complain about the unfair results they think they get
I don't think you quite get it. Bitching and moaning is fun. Some of the people may do it because they don't understand how probabilities work, but it's a mistake to assume that's true of everybody. There are a lot of people (myself, for instance) who understand perfectly well about probabilities but still need to let off steam and bitch after a bad round. I mean, I'm sure you know why water falls from the sky, but you still look up at the sky with a sour look on a rainy day and say "god damn fucking rain, go to hell!", niet?
Oh, I do agree with that, don't worry!
By the way, what is the most extreme you guys have ever seen? I have lost twice 27-1 as an attacker (fortunately, in games already won regardless that result)
27 v 1
Wow I have never had that!
I would probably have some sort of fit or blood vessel rupture if that happened
Dice hate Conquerors
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jmyork82 wrote:BrutalBob wrote:Kaskavel wrote:Dukasaur wrote:Kaskavel wrote:Well, this place is full of people who are unable to perceive the way probabilities work and this is a place to moan and complain about the unfair results they think they get
I don't think you quite get it. Bitching and moaning is fun. Some of the people may do it because they don't understand how probabilities work, but it's a mistake to assume that's true of everybody. There are a lot of people (myself, for instance) who understand perfectly well about probabilities but still need to let off steam and bitch after a bad round. I mean, I'm sure you know why water falls from the sky, but you still look up at the sky with a sour look on a rainy day and say "god damn fucking rain, go to hell!", niet?
Oh, I do agree with that, don't worry!
By the way, what is the most extreme you guys have ever seen? I have lost twice 27-1 as an attacker (fortunately, in games already won regardless that result)
27 v 1
Wow I have never had that!
I would probably have some sort of fit or blood vessel rupture if that happened
Dice hate Conquerors
Nope, they do not, it did not matter anyway in both cases. It is just that when you get to clean up hundreds of hive games, making thousand of attacks per game, you are bound to eventualy face the most extreme of odds.
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Kaskavel wrote:jmyork82 wrote:BrutalBob wrote:Kaskavel wrote:Dukasaur wrote:Kaskavel wrote:Well, this place is full of people who are unable to perceive the way probabilities work and this is a place to moan and complain about the unfair results they think they get
I don't think you quite get it. Bitching and moaning is fun. Some of the people may do it because they don't understand how probabilities work, but it's a mistake to assume that's true of everybody. There are a lot of people (myself, for instance) who understand perfectly well about probabilities but still need to let off steam and bitch after a bad round. I mean, I'm sure you know why water falls from the sky, but you still look up at the sky with a sour look on a rainy day and say "god damn fucking rain, go to hell!", niet?
Oh, I do agree with that, don't worry!
By the way, what is the most extreme you guys have ever seen? I have lost twice 27-1 as an attacker (fortunately, in games already won regardless that result)
27 v 1
Wow I have never had that!
I would probably have some sort of fit or blood vessel rupture if that happened
Dice hate Conquerors
Nope, they do not, it did not matter anyway in both cases. It is just that when you get to clean up hundreds of hive games, making thousand of attacks per game, you are bound to eventualy face the most extreme of odds.
Makes perfect sense, i was just trowing a joke out there.
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jmyork82 wrote:Kaskavel wrote:jmyork82 wrote:BrutalBob wrote:Kaskavel wrote:Oh, I do agree with that, don't worry!
By the way, what is the most extreme you guys have ever seen? I have lost twice 27-1 as an attacker (fortunately, in games already won regardless that result)
27 v 1
Wow I have never had that!
I would probably have some sort of fit or blood vessel rupture if that happened
Dice hate Conquerors
Nope, they do not, it did not matter anyway in both cases. It is just that when you get to clean up hundreds of hive games, making thousand of attacks per game, you are bound to eventualy face the most extreme of odds.
Makes perfect sense, i was just trowing a joke out there.
Maybe you could flip that around...
Conquerors hate Dice.

