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Pubic lice are indigenous canadian insects. Oh Canada, you gave the world the moving itch that hurts to scratch.
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Symmetry wrote:
riskllama wrote:isn't honcho the name of a gay dude rag? that's pretty close...


It's one of the few loan words English has from Japanese, but it's not hombre, hombre.


Hmm... more than a few:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_E ... ese_origin
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riskllama wrote:nothing wrong w/moosehead - except the price... :evil:


looks like we're going to need a Canadian Beer Mod to deliberate this debate. I refuse to get involved until that mod has been appointed.
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I agree with Duk and the llama. Moosehead makes excellent beer. What ones have you had Butters?
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notyou2 wrote:I agree with Duk and the llama. Moosehead makes excellent beer. What Which ones have you had Butters?


Fixed.
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Is a moosehead like a camel toe? But bigger?
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mrswdk wrote:Is a moosehead like a camel toe? But bigger?



No, I believe that is referred to as a 'moose knuckle' not a moosehead
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mookiemcgee wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Is a moosehead like a camel toe? But bigger?



No, I believe that is referred to as a 'moose knuckle' not a moosehead


Correct.
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Serbia wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I agree with Duk and the llama. Moosehead makes excellent beer. What Which ones have you had Butters?


Fixed.


Often there are only one or two types available outside of the Maritimes. There are about 20 where I live.

Which ones have you had Serb?
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notyou2 wrote:
Serbia wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I agree with Duk and the llama. Moosehead makes excellent beer. What Which ones have you had Butters?


Fixed.


Often there are only one or two types available outside of the Maritimes. There are about 20 where I live.

Which ones have you had Serb?


I can't say with certainty that I've had any. I'd be very open to trying as many as I could though.
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Just kidding. Hard to imagine a less offensive neighbor.
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Can we move onto a conversation less likely to induce sleep.
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Serbia wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Is a moosehead like a camel toe? But bigger?



No, I believe that is referred to as a 'moose knuckle' not a moosehead


Correct.


No one asked you.
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This thread does suck.
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mrswdk wrote:
Serbia wrote:
mookiemcgee wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Is a moosehead like a camel toe? But bigger?



No, I believe that is referred to as a 'moose knuckle' not a moosehead


Correct.


No one asked you.


No one specifically excluded me either, and doing so after the fact doesn't count, China Lady.
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Canada, where literally everything is made from corn - except for tortillas.
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DoomYoshi wrote:Canada, where literally everything is made from corn - except for tortillas.

Maple syrup is made from corn? The conspiracy side of my divine nature would like to believe this twaddle. The all knowing part knows this to be a blatantly false, trolling, sweeping statement, designed to draw outrage comments from the feeble minded canucks on this site.
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http://www.fooducate.com/app#!page=post&id=57A337C0-4FA5-2C6E-46D5-A4274F7E4167

Aunt Jemima Ingredients:
CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.
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DoomYoshi wrote:http://www.fooducate.com/app#!page=post&id=57A337C0-4FA5-2C6E-46D5-A4274F7E4167

Aunt Jemima Ingredients:
CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.

Aunt Jemima is American.
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You're just sayin' that cuz she's black.
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DoomYoshi wrote:You're just sayin' that cuz she's black.

Nope, I'm sayin' that because the Quaker Oats Company, who owns Aunt Jemima, is headquartered in Chicago, Illinois.

But she does kinda look like the maid in Gone With the Wind, eh? I wonder if that was intentional.

Anyway, I guess this has drifted pretty far off the topic of discussing Global Chat, so I guess I'd better move to it off-topics before I get more hate mail.
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Dukasaur wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:http://www.fooducate.com/app#!page=post&id=57A337C0-4FA5-2C6E-46D5-A4274F7E4167

Aunt Jemima Ingredients:
CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.

Aunt Jemima is American.


Aunt Jemima is a brand of pancake mix, syrup, and other breakfast foods owned by the Quaker Oats Company of Chicago.
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mookiemcgee wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:http://www.fooducate.com/app#!page=post&id=57A337C0-4FA5-2C6E-46D5-A4274F7E4167

Aunt Jemima Ingredients:
CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.

Aunt Jemima is American.


Aunt Jemima is a brand of pancake mix, syrup, and other breakfast foods owned by the Quaker Oats Company of Chicago.



Fucking speed typists. :evil:
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DoomYoshi wrote:http://www.fooducate.com/app#!page=post&id=57A337C0-4FA5-2C6E-46D5-A4274F7E4167

Aunt Jemima Ingredients:
CORN SYRUP, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, WATER, CELLULOSE GUM, CARAMEL COLOR, SALT, SODIUM BENZOATE AND SORBIC ACID (PRESERVATIVES), ARTIFICIAL AND NATURAL FLAVORS, SODIUM HEXAMETAPHOSPHATE.

you can't fight big corn syrup... :(
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Aunt Jemima syrup is TABLE syrup, not beloved Maple Syrup.
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