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muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 12:39 pm

"Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm huntin' houses!"
-jonesthecurl, 2016

Post by **Dukasaur** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 1:18 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:I'm off househunting for a couple of days

What do you use for that, incendiary rounds?

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Jul 11, 2016 5:02 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I'm off househunting for a couple of days

What do you use for that, incendiary rounds?

Armor piercing.

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Wed Jul 13, 2016 12:58 am

Dukasaur wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I'm off househunting for a couple of days

What do you use for that, incendiary rounds?

with some of the realtors I wold have been tempted.

But I think we've found the new place, in Benicia CA. Now we gotta get things ready, at the same time as mrs thecurl is preparing for at least six months in Ghana. I'm gonna join her for a month or so once the move is accomplished.

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:47 pm

BPotW

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:49 pm

Endorsed!

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Thu Jul 14, 2016 3:58 pm

She can handle my banana.

-TG

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:23 pm

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:She can handle my banana.

-TG

Since when did you have a banana?

Unless 2dimes has lied to me.

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 4:40 pm

BPotW

DoomYoshi · Post by **DoomYoshi** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 4:59 pm

Jack Daniels is now the no. 1 whiskey in the UK. Take that, Scotch!

Post by **Dukasaur** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 5:02 pm

Somebody posted this in GC. Figured it deserved to be saved for posterity:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/82004170/Kiwi-lawyer-first-non-American-to-win-bison-dung-throwing-competition

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 10:21 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Somebody posted this in GC. Figured it deserved to be saved for posterity:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/82004170/Kiwi-lawyer-first-non-American-to-win-bison-dung-throwing-competition

They terk er jerbs!

-TG

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri Jul 22, 2016 12:10 pm

Dukasaur wrote:Somebody posted this in GC. Figured it deserved to be saved for posterity:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/82004170/Kiwi-lawyer-first-non-American-to-win-bison-dung-throwing-competition

It shall soon be an Olympic Sport!

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 12:19 pm

The curlson is 20 toda is 1 today.
and the curlycute is 1 year old today.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sun Jul 24, 2016 9:26 pm

Daw! So cute!

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 2:31 pm

**Leaves behind a bowl of bananas**. Mmm. Monday.

--Andy

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Mon Jul 25, 2016 5:21 pm

Gah! Monday.

Quirk · Post by **Quirk** » Wed Jul 27, 2016 7:21 pm

BPotW

Quirks Wife · Post by **Quirks Wife** » Sun Jul 31, 2016 3:34 pm

The little Curl is adorable!

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 9:13 am

Happy August.

**Munches on a banana**

--Andy

BoganGod · Post by **BoganGod** » Tue Aug 02, 2016 11:00 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:I'm writing a book. It's called New York Jews, and other WASPs. You are all characters in it.

How can this travesty be? I don't live in New York.

concrete · Post by **concrete** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 5:33 am

3 men take a road trip together. On the 1st night they stop at a hotel. When they reached the front desk, the manager says a room will be $30 for one night. Each man gives $10 apiece equaling $30. Up to the room they go. 5 minutes later the manager was thinking........ "that room was only $25 I overcharged them by $5." The manager summoned the Bellboy and said "take these five dollars up to the 3 men I just rented that room to. On the way up there the bellboy thought to himself "how do I divide these $5 between 3 men." So being the smart bell boy that he was, he put two of the dollars in his pocket. When he got up to the room he knocked on the door. When one of the men opened the door, the bellboy explained that the manager over charged you for the room. Here's $3 back. Each man got $1 back....... now they have each paid $9 per man for the room. 3 Men x $9 per man equals $27. The Bellboy has $2 in his pocket. 27 plus 2 equals 29..... where is the other dollar?

DoomYoshi · Post by **DoomYoshi** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 5:56 am

in between two pillows... those aren't pillows!

BoganGod · Post by **BoganGod** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 11:11 am

concrete wrote:3 men take a road trip together. On the 1st night they stop at a hotel. When they reached the front desk, the manager says a room will be $30 for one night. Each man gives $10 apiece equaling $30. Up to the room they go. 5 minutes later the manager was thinking........ "that room was only $25 I overcharged them by $5." The manager summoned the Bellboy and said "take these five dollars up to the 3 men I just rented that room to. On the way up there the bellboy thought to himself "how do I divide these $5 between 3 men." So being the smart bell boy that he was, he put two of the dollars in his pocket. When he got up to the room he knocked on the door. When one of the men opened the door, the bellboy explained that the manager over charged you for the room. Here's $3 back. Each man got $1 back....... now they have each paid $9 per man for the room. 3 Men x $9 per man equals $27. The Bellboy has $2 in his pocket. 27 plus 2 equals 29..... where is the other dollar?

Nice attempt sweet pea. The men paid $30, that was $5 to much. The $5 that was given back, was split 3/2 guests/bell boy. So 25+3+2 easy

jonesthecurl · Post by **jonesthecurl** » Wed Aug 03, 2016 12:52 pm

Never mind that. Where's the hotel at $10 a night?

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