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tzor wrote:
notyou2 wrote:The republicans are fucked because of............................themselves. If you believe the Dems did it, you're batshit crazy too.
(I Don't try to avoid the spam filter and if I was in charge you would be sentenced to an entire week of having the defense dice roll constant double 6's)


Thank fuck you're not in charge! Also, this conversation should be cropped out of this thread, as it's derailing the intended purpose of introducing one's self.

ahem.

HI EVERYONE I'M SERBIA I'M THE ONLY INTELLIGENT PERSON ON THIS SITE AND OH YEAH I YELL SOMETIMES TOO LULZZZZ LOL!!!!!11!!11!ELEVENTY!1
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Serbia wrote:Thank fuck you're not in charge! Also, this conversation should be cropped out of this thread, as it's derailing the intended purpose of introducing one's self.


Damn it, you're right. I deserve nothing but horrible defense dice. (Wait that already happens to me ...)
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I'm Mrs WDK, a sexy young Chinese lady. My interests include pwning everyone at risk and also greater gun control would lead to even more mass shootings and crime.
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hi


my name is Army of GOD and I enjoy having sex with people with vaginas and definitely not penises
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AoG is also a pathological liar.
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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By name is BoganGod. God for short. Bogan if you are on first name basis and a paid up member of my snap chat gbanger club.
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welcome back???
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BoganGod wrote:By name is BoganGod. God for short. Bogan if you are on first name basis and a paid up member of my snap chat gbanger club.

Dear God:

All my life I have worked hard and got nothing but shit and abuse for my trouble. Can I please, just once, win a lottery?

If you're all out of lotteries a threesome with Susan Sarandon and Sharon Stone would be okay.
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Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:By name is BoganGod. God for short. Bogan if you are on first name basis and a paid up member of my snap chat gbanger club.

Dear God:

All my life I have worked hard and got nothing but shit and abuse for my trouble. Can I please, just once, win a lottery?

If you're all out of lotteries a threesome with Susan Sarandon and Sharon Stone would be okay.


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All my life I've been searching for something. Something never comes, never leads to nothing. Nothing satisfies, but it's getting close.
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Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:By name is BoganGod. God for short. Bogan if you are on first name basis and a paid up member of my snap chat gbanger club.

Dear God:

All my life I have worked hard and got nothing but shit and abuse for my trouble. Can I please, just once, win a lottery?

If you're all out of lotteries a threesome with Susan Sarandon and Sharon Stone would be okay.

My beloved and errant child. Your lack of gratitude for what you have is the reason you will never win the lotto or get to finger bang the two hottest women from 1982. People get what the deserve and secretly wish for, most of the time. Remember that God's are capricious and jealous. I know you've been worshipping the perforated hand carpenter from the fisherman frat.
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BoganGod wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
BoganGod wrote:By name is BoganGod. God for short. Bogan if you are on first name basis and a paid up member of my snap chat gbanger club.

Dear God:

All my life I have worked hard and got nothing but shit and abuse for my trouble. Can I please, just once, win a lottery?

If you're all out of lotteries a threesome with Susan Sarandon and Sharon Stone would be okay.

My beloved and errant child. Your lack of gratitude for what you have is the reason you will never win the lotto or get to finger bang the two hottest women from 1982. People get what the deserve and secretly wish for, most of the time. Remember that God's are capricious and jealous. I know you've been worshipping the perforated hand carpenter from the fisherman frat.

Dear God: Your spelling sucks. There was no reason for an apostrophe in "God's" above, and I suspect you meant to say "People get what they deserve" not "the deserve."

My faith is shaken. I demand a refund for the cost of all the sheep I have sacrificed in Your Name.
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God's create, including grammar, puncheweAchun, and shit. No demands will be forthcoming puny mortal of tiny faith.
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BoganGod wrote:God's create, including grammar, puncheweAchun, and shit. No demands will be forthcoming puny mortal of tiny faith.

My name is Bernie Sanders. I love how Bogan wears his Burger King crown.
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hi

my name is Army of GOD and I am definitely not a transsexual.
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Army of GOD wrote:hi

my name is Army of GOD and I am definitely not a transsexual.


Are you Satan?
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Army of GOD wrote:my name is Army of GOD and I am definitely not a transsexual.


AoG is still angry about being rejected from being a cast member for the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

I never tried ...

Pity, really, I think I can do a really good "let me sleep on it."
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Hi.

My name is DirtyDishSoap. I'm kind of a big deal. Been around CC since...forever. Seen just about every major drama event. I have PTSD because of it. I wake up sometimes in the middle of the night, clutching my keyboard and my tissue box.

I need friends. Love me?
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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DirtyDishSoap wrote:Hi.

My name is DirtyDishSoap. I'm kind of a big deal. Been around CC since...forever. Seen just about every major drama event. I have PTSD because of it. I wake up sometimes in the middle of the night, clutching my keyboard and my tissue box.

I need friends. Love me?


ABSOLUTELY!

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DirtyDishSoap wrote:
I need friends. Love me?

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Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:Image


My dog has the same problem.
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waauw wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Image


My dog has the same problem.

I'm sure your dog knows you by now, so the butt sex is no longer a surprise.
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Hi my name is Bernie Sanders. Wondering why everyone is so infatuated with anal sex?
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Why you care? You not getting any? Viagra not working? Max out your credit card on hookers? Your butt hurts from Hillary pounding you?
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