Miracle of miracles, I have finally found the time to weed out all the duplicate games and the games involving players who withdrew in order to calculate the final results - which, of course, appear all kinds of incorrectly on the autotournament page.
The winner of a tournament medal and 500 credits, with 51 of a possible 64 wins, is
[player]naryn[/player]!!!Finishing in second place and receiving 200 credits, with 49 kills, is
[player]agentcom[/player]!![player]MudPuppy[/player] and [player]SaucyJack[/player] finished with 48 kills each, but because [player]MudPuppy[/player] won their head-to-head matchup, he will finish in third place and receive a Yellow Conquer Star, while [player]SaucyJack[/player] finishes in fourth place and receives a Pink Conquer Star.
And finally, receiving a Cyan Conquer Star for finishing in fifth place with 46 kills is [player]King Tet[/player].
[spoiler=full final standings]Player Kills Place
naryn 51 1
agentcom 49 2
MudPuppy 48 3
SaucyJack 48 4
King Tet 46 5
Momo33 44 6
itake 44 7
imstillurdaddy 44 8
general cod 44 9
updalions 44 10
BarkingAjax 44 11
b00060 43 12
ancessus 42 13
uckuki 41 14
RobbieDub 41 15
djelebert 41 16
biscuit boy 40 17
Domingos! 40 18
V.J. 40 19
muti 39 20
drwar 37 21
br4nd0n2002 37 22
Shaun850 37 23
Endgame422 37 24
mint-murray 36 25
Vale_Abel 36 26
Charle 36 27
sempaispellcheck 36 28
saywhat 35 29
Eternal Shadow 35 30
GreenBaize 34 31
Silly Knig-it 33 32
chidone 33 33
General Bax 31 34
hwhrhett 31 35
ElricTheGreat 30 36
actorday 29 37
SuperWang 29 38
blue_max 29 39
Pezter 29 40
c c 29 41
sandman175 28 42
MrOpolo 28 43
baddestbrute 27 44
buster582 27 45
tzor 26 46
JamesKer1 26 47
BunnRee 25 48
dt03457 25 49
herus 24 50
MGSteve 23 51
goldenwarrior 22 52
mcshanester29 22 53
dazza2008 22 54
adam666 22 55
bplp49 22 56
farinelli 22 57
harvmax 19 58
bernooch 19 59
ltcomdata 18 60
Sweed dreams 17 61
madmitch 16 62
LLLUUUKKKEEE 13 63
crazystef 8 64
wendall2000 7 65[/spoiler]
Congratulations to our winners, and many thanks to all of our players for putting up with the ridiculousness of the autotournament infrastructure, which I hereby swear never to use for a tournament again.
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