From Cook to Conquerer

waauw · Post by **waauw** » Thu May 07, 2015 8:37 pm

Army of GOD wrote:nietzsche has trouble getting women since he's well known throughout Mexico as having the smallest penis in the country

do mexican women gossip more than those in other countries?

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Thu May 07, 2015 9:40 pm

Army of GOD wrote:nietzsche has trouble getting women since he's well known throughout Mexico as having the smallest penis in the country

Even if I was a lesbian I would get more pussy than you, you midget piece of shit, now delete me from Anal leakage I can't stand this avatar.

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Wed May 13, 2015 11:35 am

I knew this wouldn't last. AoG has the attention span of a bee.

It surprised me it lasted this long though. He's probably back at jerking off 3 times a day and watching basketball, hockey and baseball all day long.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed May 13, 2015 2:55 pm

nietzsche wrote:I knew this wouldn't last. AoG has the attention span of a bee.

It surprised me it lasted this long though. He's probably back at jerking off 3 times a day and watching basketball, hockey and baseball all day long.

hahaha

I went to North Carolina for a job interview Monday and Tuesday and completely forgot I was in games.

oh well, I will maek it to conqueror, I know it'll happen

demonfork · Post by **demonfork** » Wed May 13, 2015 3:10 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
nietzsche wrote:I knew this wouldn't last. AoG has the attention span of a bee.

It surprised me it lasted this long though. He's probably back at jerking off 3 times a day and watching basketball, hockey and baseball all day long.

hahaha

I went to North Carolina for a job interview Monday and Tuesday and completely forgot I was in games.

oh well, I will maek it to conqueror, I know it'll happen

Did you get the job?

betiko · Post by **betiko** » Wed May 13, 2015 3:15 pm

demonfork wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
nietzsche wrote:I knew this wouldn't last. AoG has the attention span of a bee.

It surprised me it lasted this long though. He's probably back at jerking off 3 times a day and watching basketball, hockey and baseball all day long.

hahaha

I went to North Carolina for a job interview Monday and Tuesday and completely forgot I was in games.

oh well, I will maek it to conqueror, I know it'll happen

Did you get the job?

he seems more confident about the conqueror part

riskllama · Post by **riskllama** » Wed May 13, 2015 9:13 pm

thx for the goatfuck, partner...

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Thu May 14, 2015 11:30 am

riskllama wrote:thx for the goatfuck, partner...

Are you saying he provided the goat? Isn't this a criminal offense? Or does it depend on the state?

Bollocks.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu May 14, 2015 12:28 pm

"goatfuck" could refer to me or thegreekdog

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Thu May 14, 2015 12:37 pm

demonfork wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
nietzsche wrote:I knew this wouldn't last. AoG has the attention span of a bee.

It surprised me it lasted this long though. He's probably back at jerking off 3 times a day and watching basketball, hockey and baseball all day long.

hahaha

I went to North Carolina for a job interview Monday and Tuesday and completely forgot I was in games.

oh well, I will maek it to conqueror, I know it'll happen

Did you get the job?

got the offer today

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 10:50 am

day 191

I have reached 1915 points, the highest point total in years. It is only a matter of time until I keep winning, my point total exploding and I reach the top of the great mountain known as Conquerer [sic].

In addition, I finally won my first gold medal, 6 years after starting on CC. These are good times, indeed.

riskllama · Post by **riskllama** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:03 am

I think not dead beating out of team games and fucking over your partners would help your crusade a bit, AoG...

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:16 am

sounds risky

jmyork82 · Post by **jmyork82** » Tue Sep 22, 2015 3:08 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
demonfork wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
nietzsche wrote:I knew this wouldn't last. AoG has the attention span of a bee.

It surprised me it lasted this long though. He's probably back at jerking off 3 times a day and watching basketball, hockey and baseball all day long.

hahaha

I went to North Carolina for a job interview Monday and Tuesday and completely forgot I was in games.

oh well, I will maek it to conqueror, I know it'll happen

Did you get the job?

got the offer today

Take it, NC rocks!

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 9:54 am

I took it several months ago

jmyork82 · Post by **jmyork82** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:16 am

Army of GOD wrote:I took it several months ago

Congrats! What part of the state, if you dont mind me asking?

riskllama · Post by **riskllama** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:06 pm

can you go take a big, greasy shit on the blackwater compound for me? tell that erik prince it's from the llama...

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 12:16 pm

jmyork82 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I took it several months ago

Congrats! What part of the state, if you dont mind me asking?

Wilmington you stalker

jmyork82 · Post by **jmyork82** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:19 pm

Army of GOD wrote:
jmyork82 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I took it several months ago

Congrats! What part of the state, if you dont mind me asking?

Wilmington you stalker

I'm already outside your bedroom window, you have no idea :-$

Wilmington is a good town, you'll like it there. One of the biggest beerfests in the state is in Wilmington. It's actually coming up here in October. Depending on when you make your transition, that may be something cool to do.

I know the state very well because of my job. If you are lookin for stuff to do down there, PM me and I will point you to some of the cool bars/restaurants down there.

Just trying to help a fellow CC'er

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 1:58 pm

I'll take suggestions

really, the only thing I have planned for the future is that I want to go to Raleigh when the Penguins play the Canes. Also, I went to Fat Tony's on someone's suggestion and was very disappointed

jmyork82 · Post by **jmyork82** » Wed Sep 23, 2015 5:48 pm

It really depends on what kind of places you are in to

Cape Fear Beer & Wine is a really cool bar. It has the best beer selection on the coast. Copper Penny is another good bar too.

Flaming Amy's has good burritos, Indochine has the best Thai food, just about everywhere has good seafood.

You name it, I can point it out to you, but hopefully that will be a good start for you.

DoomYoshi · Post by **DoomYoshi** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:14 pm

My family visited Lumberton, North Carolina 40 years ago, in 1975. We hung out for a week, but determined that it sucked, so we went elsewhere.

NY has terrible laws that restrict magazine sizes, but North Carolina has no such laws. What are you packing, AoG?

Serbia · Post by **Serbia** » Mon Sep 28, 2015 10:25 pm

Is this still a thing?

Bollocks in 2015.

jmyork82 · Post by **jmyork82** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 12:13 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:My family visited Lumberton, North Carolina 40 years ago, in 1975. We hung out for a week, but determined that it sucked, so we went elsewhere.

NY has terrible laws that restrict magazine sizes, but North Carolina has no such laws. What are you packing, AoG?

No wonder it sucked....you visited Lumberton....in 1975 none the less. There is nothing in Lumberton now, not to mention in 1975. You must have been visiting family right?

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:34 pm

DoomYoshi wrote:My family visited Lumberton, North Carolina 40 years ago, in 1975. We hung out for a week, but determined that it sucked, so we went elsewhere.

Age:27

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DoomYoshi wrote:My family visited Lumberton, North Carolina 40 years ago, in 1975.

Age:27

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DoomYoshi wrote:40 years ago

Age:27

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