pimpdave wrote:I usually don't eat a sammich after passionate sexy-time, but that doesn't mean I don't want one, or that it isn't the best food after dates.
The Pledge: I, _________ hereby pledge that I will place a sandwich in my fridge so that I am able to easily access and consume it after my next bout of coitus (solo, two-player, or multiplayer). Once I have performed this act I will return here and report to the rest of the community about whether I regarded the experience as a good one and one in which I will indulge in the future. Furthermore, should the sandwich become inedible or unhygenic prior to my next bout of coitus, I shall dispose of it in a conveniently located garbage recepticle and replace it with a freshly created sandwich of similar or larger proportions. Thus do I pledge.
This is the beggining of one of the most important user-surverys ever conducted here on CC. Who will add their name to the cause?
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
I, diddle, hereby pledge that I will place a sandwich in my fridge so that I am able to easily access and consume it after my next bout of coitus (solo, two-player, or multiplayer). Once I have performed this act I will return here and report to the rest of the community about whether I regarded the experience as a good one and one in which I will indulge in the future. Furthermore, should the sandwich become inedible or unhygenic prior to my next bout of coitus, I shall dispose of it in a conveniently located garbage recepticle and replace it with a freshly created sandwich of similar or larger proportions. Thus do I pledge.
Who the hell doesn't eat a sammich after sex?? You people are missing out... I'll add my name to the list...
I, Neoteny, hereby pledge that I will place a sandwich in my fridge so that I am able to easily access and consume it after my next bout of coitus (solo, two-player, or multiplayer). Once I have performed this act I will return here and report to the rest of the community about whether I regarded the experience as a good one and one in which I will indulge in the future. Furthermore, should the sandwich become inedible or unhygenic prior to my next bout of coitus, I shall dispose of it in a conveniently located garbage recepticle and replace it with a freshly created sandwich of similar or larger proportions. Thus do I pledge.
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
I, pimpdave, hereby pledge that I will place a sandwich in my fridge so that I am able to easily access and consume it after my next bout of coitus (solo, two-player, or multiplayer). Once I have performed this act I will return here and report to the rest of the community about whether I regarded the experience as a good one and one in which I will indulge in the future. Furthermore, should the sandwich become inedible or unhygenic prior to my next bout of coitus, I shall dispose of it in a conveniently located garbage recepticle and replace it with a freshly created sandwich of similar or larger proportions. Thus do I pledge. I, Neoteny, hereby pledge that I will place a sandwich in my fridge so that I am able to easily access and consume it after my next bout of coitus (solo, two-player, or multiplayer). Once I have performed this act I will return here and report to the rest of the community about whether I regarded the experience as a good one and one in which I will indulge in the future. Furthermore, should the sandwich become inedible or unhygenic prior to my next bout of coitus, I shall dispose of it in a conveniently located garbage recepticle and replace it with a freshly created sandwich of similar or larger proportions. Thus do I pledge. I, diddle, hereby pledge that I will place a sandwich in my fridge so that I am able to easily access and consume it after my next bout of coitus (solo, two-player, or multiplayer). Once I have performed this act I will return here and report to the rest of the community about whether I regarded the experience as a good one and one in which I will indulge in the future. Furthermore, should the sandwich become inedible or unhygenic prior to my next bout of coitus, I shall dispose of it in a conveniently located garbage recepticle and replace it with a freshly created sandwich of similar or larger proportions. Thus do I pledge.
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
I, Sentinel XIV, hereby pledge that I will place a sandwich in my fridge so that I am able to easily access and consume it after my next bout of coitus (solo, two-player, or multiplayer). Once I have performed this act I will return here and report to the rest of the community about whether I regarded the experience as a good one and one in which I will indulge in the future. Furthermore, should the sandwich become inedible or unhygenic prior to my next bout of coitus, I shall dispose of it in a conveniently located garbage recepticle and replace it with a freshly created sandwich of similar or larger proportions. Thus do I pledge.
I, Mr. Olly Dedede Incrediball III, hereby pledge that I will place a sandwich in my fridge so that I am able to easily access and consume it after my next bout of coitus (solo, two-player, or multiplayer). Once I have performed this act I will return here and report to the rest of the community about whether I regarded the experience as a good one and one in which I will indulge in the future. Furthermore, should the sandwich become inedible or unhygenic prior to my next bout of coitus, I shall dispose of it in a conveniently located garbage recepticle and replace it with a freshly created sandwich of similar or larger proportions. Thus do I pledge.
also, is there any restriction on what's in the sandvich?
darvlay wrote:Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
you guys have way too much time on your hands i hope you know. but what the hay
I, targetman377, hereby pledge that I will place a sandwich in my fridge so that I am able to easily access and consume it after my next bout of coitus (solo, two-player, or multiplayer). Once I have performed this act I will return here and report to the rest of the community about whether I regarded the experience as a good one and one in which I will indulge in the future. Furthermore, should the sandwich become inedible or unhygenic prior to my next bout of coitus, I shall dispose of it in a conveniently located garbage recepticle and replace it with a freshly created sandwich of similar or larger proportions. Thus do I pledge.
mr. incrediball wrote:also, is there any restriction on what's in the sandvich?
Not at all. I personally have two pieces of pizza sandwiched together (with the bases forming the two outside edges, as bread would in the traditional model) waiting in my fridge until an appropriate moment arises.
Does anybody have an update yet?
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!
Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
I have an update, but it's kind of anachronistic, because the update would have occurred before the pledge was taken. Am I still compelled to present the update?
There will probably be another update tomorrow, if you'd prefer to wait for that one, especially since I might not be back online tonight in order to provide the anachronistic update after it is confirmed whether or not it should be shared.
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
mpjh wrote:Pimp, do you have a problem with questions that require a yes or no answer on tests?
Well, that depends on what you mean by "answer". It gets even more muddled when we examine the meaning of "test". Please clarify and I may be able to reply to your inquiry.
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
I have just finished eating a delicious sammich. But I had to make it myself. After walking home, I took all the ingredients out of the fridge and pantry.
And I built a sammich. I spread the potatoes like one would mayonnaise, then sprinkled the onion powder on top of that. Then layered turkey, cranberry sauce, stuffing and lettuce. Then I topped the sandwich with the top piece of bread and signed on to read the latest happenings on the forum.
That sammich was wondrous.
The sex was just so-so.
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
