General Congratulations

[sm8900]

Congrats to owenshooter for not realizing that Conquer Club is in no way affiliated with RISK™ online in any way.

Congrats to me for being able to personally affiliate conquer club with risk. I do it all the time. In fact I'm thinking about the affiliation right now.

[Serbia]

Congrats to owenshooter for not realizing that Conquer Club is in no way affiliated with RISK™ online in any way.

Congrats to me for being able to personally affiliate conquer club with risk. I do it all the time. In fact I'm thinking about the affiliation right now.

Congrats to sm8900 for learning how to quote! Congrats!

Bollocks.

[WILLIAMS5232]

congratulations to the ole Mississippi rebels for knocking off BYU to make it into the ncaam tourney bracket.

congrats,congrats, congrats.'

and also congrats to BYU for making it a decent game.

congrats to both teams for fighting with everything they had to have a chance to lose to Xavier.

[owenshooter]

Congrats to Wilbahgb for the funniest PM i have received in a while!!! Thanks for the advice!!! I'll take it under advisement!!!

You don't need to sign your name to your thread comments. It says who wrote it at the top. Just trying to save you some time.

the black jesus is amused...-Jésus noir

[owenshooter]

Congrats to me on the double post.. and Congrats to [player]Wilbahgb[/player] for his latest odd hate/fan PM to me... i love being called a cowardly troll by someone who has never posted in the forums, yet trolls them and comments to posters via pm!!! you have taken trolling to a truly creepy level!!! congrats to you!!! the black jesus loves you!!

*eyes rolling* *hair falling out* *farting uncontrollably*...the point is Owen, you're a piece of shit. You think you're better than people because you've been on this site longer and posted more times in the discussions. Why not try to act more like a mentor to people who know less about the site and the game and stop being such an arrogant douche? Ya you get some laughs with your "Black Jesus" antics but most people just think you're an attention grabbing, snot-nose kid. I'm not religious in any way but I can (and you should too) see how claiming to be the black version of someone's messiah can be insensitive and entirely unnecessary. I'm sure you get lots of "fan mail" like this and you probably take it as a sign of pride that you're getting attention, no matter if it's good or bad, and that Owen is very sad. I hope you someday get past whatever has happened in your life to make you such a vulnerable, cowardly troll.

and congrats to the afore mentioned loss of your hair and flatulence!! it's just a game!!!-Jésus noir

[ronsizzle]

congrats to owen for reaching the 10,000 post club.

which one was your ten thousandth?

[Dukasaur]

Congrats to ronc for upstaging his buddy's tantrum...

[owenshooter]

congrats to me for RE-STAGING my tantrum!!-Jésus noir

Congrats to me on the double post.. and Congrats to [player]Wilbahgb[/player] for his latest odd hate/fan PM to me... i love being called a cowardly troll by someone who has never posted in the forums, yet trolls them and comments to posters via pm!!! you have taken trolling to a truly creepy level!!! congrats to you!!! the black jesus loves you!!

*eyes rolling* *hair falling out* *farting uncontrollably*...the point is Owen, you're a piece of shit. You think you're better than people because you've been on this site longer and posted more times in the discussions. Why not try to act more like a mentor to people who know less about the site and the game and stop being such an arrogant douche? Ya you get some laughs with your "Black Jesus" antics but most people just think you're an attention grabbing, snot-nose kid. I'm not religious in any way but I can (and you should too) see how claiming to be the black version of someone's messiah can be insensitive and entirely unnecessary. I'm sure you get lots of "fan mail" like this and you probably take it as a sign of pride that you're getting attention, no matter if it's good or bad, and that Owen is very sad. I hope you someday get past whatever has happened in your life to make you such a vulnerable, cowardly troll.

and congrats to the afore mentioned loss of your hair and flatulence!! it's just a game!!!-Jésus noir

[Army of GOD]

congrats to owen for reaching the 10,000 post club.

which one was your ten thousandth?

Congrats to my fitting 10kth post: (made Oct 7, 2010)

AOG = God of this thread

[BoganGod]

Congrats to Owen for posting more private correspondence with his stalker/lover. Classy kiddo, real classy. Please don't release any photos. No desire to see your saggy white arse from the view point of a selfie stick.

[Dukasaur]

Congrats to [player]Domination_44[/player] for zooming up the MegaEgg scoreboard at astonishing speed, getting to a score of 133 already (long before anybody else has even gotten to 100.) What a tour-de-force!

[owenshooter]

congrats to me on another successful easter... one may even go so far as to call it stellar... congrats to all the believers that turned out to the various BJ holy sites
to have crosses and bunnies autographed!!! your love and support is greatly appreciated!!! the black jesus loves you all!!!-Jésus noir

[Metsfanmax]

congrats to all the believers that turned out to the various BJ holy sites to have crosses and bunnies autographed!!!

Holy shit, that was you I saw on pornhub the other day?

[owenshooter]

congrats to all the believers that turned out to the various BJ holy sites to have crosses and bunnies autographed!!!

Holy shit, that was you I saw on pornhub the other day?

congrats to Mets for not following the one rule of the thread..-Jn

[Gilligan]

congrats to jesus for being alive

[Metsfanmax]

congrats to all the believers that turned out to the various BJ holy sites to have crosses and bunnies autographed!!!

Holy shit, that was you I saw on pornhub the other day?

congrats to Mets for not following the one rule of the thread..-Jn

Congrats to owen for being so obsequious on an internet risk forum.

[Dukasaur]

Congrats to me!
http://www.conquerclub.com/public.php?mode=event&event_id=24
What an amazing 5 days that was! I still can't get over myself.

[owenshooter]

Congrats to me!
http://www.conquerclub.com/public.php?mode=event&event_id=24
What an amazing 5 days that was! I still can't get over myself.

congrats to you for admitting you have a problem!!! that is the first step!!! congrats to your road to recovery!!!-Jésus noir

[Dukasaur]

Congrats to me!
http://www.conquerclub.com/public.php?mode=event&event_id=24
What an amazing 5 days that was! I still can't get over myself.

congrats to you for admitting you have a problem!!! that is the first step!!! congrats to your road to recovery!!!-Jésus noir

Congrats to me for not being tempted by the road to recovery.

I shall take the path less trodden. I shall follow the path to continuing to bask in my own glory for a little longer...

[owenshooter]

Congrats to me!
http://www.conquerclub.com/public.php?mode=event&event_id=24
What an amazing 5 days that was! I still can't get over myself.

congrats to you for admitting you have a problem!!! that is the first step!!! congrats to your road to recovery!!!-Jésus noir

Congrats to me for not being tempted by the road to recovery.

I shall take the path less trodden. I shall follow the path to continuing to bask in my own glory for a little longer...

congrats to your wife for showing you the way to the path less trodden!!! CONGRATS!!! takes a very strong man to admit that, too!!! congrats!!!-Jn

[Dukasaur]

Congrats to me!
http://www.conquerclub.com/public.php?mode=event&event_id=24
What an amazing 5 days that was! I still can't get over myself.

congrats to you for admitting you have a problem!!! that is the first step!!! congrats to your road to recovery!!!-Jésus noir

Congrats to me for not being tempted by the road to recovery.

I shall take the path less trodden. I shall follow the path to continuing to bask in my own glory for a little longer...

congrats to your wife for showing you the way to the path less trodden!!! CONGRATS!!! takes a very strong man to admit that, too!!! congrats!!!-Jn

Congrats to Owen for giving me a chuckle...

[owenshooter]

Congrats to Owen for giving me a chubby...

congrats to Duk for not needing that darn blue pill anymore!!



the black jesus is proud of you!!!-Jn

[smegal69]

Congratulations to Great-Ollie for been allowed to Buy back in to CC and to his next Multi

[demonfork]

Congrats to the MUGGLE at CC that made it harder to take my money!!!!

I've gifted about 10 premium memberships over the past few years and up until now this process was extremely EASY!

I just went to gift another premium and have discovered that some idiot actually changed the method that has been traditionally used.


Now I have to buy 3500 credits and then buy a gift certificate. Problem is that I cant just buy 3500 credits. I have to buy 2500 then buy 1250 then use 3500 of the 3750 credits to buy a 3500 credit gift certificate.

It gets better... the 3750 credits cost $40!!! $10 fucking dollars more than the cost of a premium membership!!


Way to go!!!!

I will no longer be gifting memberships!!!!!!!

GREAT BUSINESS PLAN!!!!!!

[nietzsche]

Congrats to the MUGGLE at CC that made it harder to take my money!!!!

I've gifted about 10 premium memberships over the past few years and up until now this process was extremely EASY!

I just went to gift another premium and have discovered that some idiot actually changed the method that has been traditionally used.


Now I have to buy 3500 credits and then buy a gift certificate. Problem is that I cant just buy 3500 credits. I have to buy 2500 then buy 1250 then use 3500 of the 3750 credits to buy a 3500 credit gift certificate.

It gets better... the 3750 credits cost $40!!! $10 fucking dollars more than the cost of a premium membership!!


Way to go!!!!

I will no longer be gifting memberships!!!!!!!

GREAT BUSINESS PLAN!!!!!!

I figured this would happen.

It's obviously a deterrent for those who want to gift premium.

ANd it's non-sensical, the type of things that make people get upset.