Cheesus!

bonified · Post by **bonified** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:12 pm

Cheesus is the king of cheese, and is more holy than any other being, if u r a cheese lover, Cheeus is calling you to join him and claim things as his, and promote his cheesy ways! i am his most trusted adviser/2nd in command, join us now, or you will pay! to become a memeber of the Cheesus clan/thingy, supmitt now, reply to this, or just right back to me, say how you surrender to the power of Cheesus! and after every post you will say

"hail Cheesus"

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:14 pm

Loser. Please leave. Mods, can you move this to flame wars?

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:14 pm

please die...

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:14 pm

What starts with a G, ends with a Y, and has F in the middle?

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:14 pm

I hope they ban you.

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:15 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:What starts with a G, ends with a Y, and has F in the middle?

I don't know. Go f*ck billy?

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:15 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:I hope they ban you.

QFE&T

bonified · Post by **bonified** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:15 pm

you will all pay to the power of the grat Cheesus! you are all just scared that Cheesus is more powerful than lil old freegin' spamalot!

JoeCorden · Post by **JoeCorden** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:16 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:What starts with a G, ends with a Y, and has F in the middle?

God, I F*#~@$ hate this Bonified guy?

bonified · Post by **bonified** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:17 pm

and he hates you,

Hail CHEESUS

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:18 pm

bonified wrote:and he hates you,

Hail CHEESUS

please go die. Nobody wants you here.

bonified · Post by **bonified** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:24 pm

and you r.........?
hail CHeesus

bonified · Post by **bonified** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:30 pm

you know hate is only a form of major FEAR, you fear Cheesus, HA,

Hail CHeesus!

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:32 pm

bonified wrote:you know hate is only a form of major FEAR, you fear Cheesus, HA,

Hail CHeesus!

no, I dislike you because you are an annying attention-whore who's idea of fun is writing stupid things like a cheese god on a risk website. Again, please go die.

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:32 pm

GFY Good For You

bonified · Post by **bonified** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:35 pm

NO, well, what the hell does smapalot have to do with risk anyways! funny farm u can talk about what ever the frick u want, and Cheesus is not the Cheese God, there is none, just king of cheese and mars! GOSH GROW UP! ok i am an 8th grade boy, and i have a very active emagination! chill!
HAIL CHEESUS

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:43 pm

I heard that God was a paedophile because he impregnated a non-consenting twelve year old girl with his child. How can you expect me to love 'Cheesus' if he's the spawn of an underage rape? Isn't that something of a stumbling block for your religion?

bonified · Post by **bonified** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:44 pm

i love cheese! u all who apose Cheesus will pay in the end!
hail Cheesus, SPAMALOT SUCKS!

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:44 pm

With your spelling, you should still be in kindergarten, you dip...

bonified · Post by **bonified** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:45 pm

dude, Cheesus is not jesus! this has nothing to do with him, it's not a religoin, just a clan, or group!
CHEESUS RULES, SPAMALOT SUCKS HIS @$$!
hail Cheesus

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:46 pm

bonified wrote:dude, Cheesus is not jesus! this has nothing to do with him, it's not a religoin, just a clan, or group!
CHEESUS RULES, SPAMALOT SUCKS HIS @$$!
hail Cheesus

So what you're saying is that Jesus is the spawn of a paedophile rapist, and that cheesus is some other dude who has nothing to do with that unfortunate incident?

Syzygy · Post by **Syzygy** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:47 pm

How to say this politely....

Hmm?

f*ck off.

RobinJ · Post by **RobinJ** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:48 pm

f*ck this not being in Flame Wars. This thread is more fucking random than "The Random Conversation Thread". Bullshit at the highest level. GFY! Don't take that personally - it just felt good to let out some of the rage inside of me lol

bonified · Post by **bonified** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:49 pm

leave jesus out of this, just bow to the power of CHEESUS
hail CHEESUS

g unit · Post by **g unit** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:51 pm

Cheesus you are awsome!
Hail Cheesus

Cheesus!

Cheesus!

Hail Cheesus!