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I am starting a new religion!!! Praise be DONKEY From Shrek!!

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Donkey is truth Donkey is light.. Cakes have layers!! Amen

once you see the light all will be good!!
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Germaine Greer reviewed the first Shrek movie on the BBC. She loved the female dragon hooking up with the donkey.

"We all know what the best thing is about donkeys"
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
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ahh you see you have met the protector of our religion the great dragon!! take that budda
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Did I just enter the Twilight Zone?
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targetman377 wrote:I am starting a new religion!!! Praise be DONKEY From Shrek!!

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Donkey is truth Donkey is light.. Cakes have layers!! Amen

once you see the light all will be good!!


DONKEY!!!!!

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notyou2 wrote:Did I just enter the Twilight Zone?

Not quite. You just entered, the Twilight Series.

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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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this is no joke!!!

Come on guys!!!! this is serous!!!
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This is a very silly thread.
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Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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pancakemix wrote:Shrek is love, Shrek is life



wait...... is your name sonny???

i have a co worker who says the same thing!!!

And shrek is the devil!!!
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targetman377 wrote:this is no joke!!!

Come on guys!!!! this is serous!!!

I don't want Eddie Murphy whispering in my ear all day.
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This religion has nothing on the official religion of the Longest Thread, Thread:

Subject: the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

AndyDufresne wrote:
targetman377 wrote:chewy had to resign form his religion in disgrace. Even though he was one of the best foreign policy makers of his time, if not the best. And no one will remember him as such.


Targetman, knowing little about His Divine Holiness, Chewbacca, or his esteemed (gun)power, is forgiven.

For now.

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**Munches on an unforgiven-banana**

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targetman377 wrote:I am starting a new religion!!! Praise be DONKEY From Shrek!!

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Donkey is truth Donkey is light.. Cakes have layers!! Amen

once you see the light all will be good!!


you've converted me
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a good to see another Assinite Gilligan. Our plight of spreading the truth to the wold is a challenge we can conquer!
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Look! I found our cult robes!

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Thank you good sir!! i will pre order 7 billion!!!
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targetman377 wrote:Thank you good sir!! i will pre order 7 billion!!!

Good thinking... everyone on the planet can have a spare.
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A hymn:

the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
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Symmetry wrote:A hymn:



A prayer:

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Do this in remembrance of Donkey!

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Then I saw her face...now I'm a believer.
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DaGip wrote:
Symmetry wrote:A hymn:



A prayer:

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Donkey is truth, Donkey is light praise be donkey!!! amen =D>
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jonesthecurl wrote:Then I saw her face...now I'm a believer.



Jonsey good to have you abroad
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Jones is a broad?
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