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23. Bananas
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24. There are no half-human, half-bacterium organisms out there.
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25. Zoidberg.


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27. Hypothetical conversations.

I did not know his name was Gorilla Monsoon.

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Well the biggest problem with evolution.... would be people in general! I mean are we getting smarter/friendlier/humaner ... im not so sure! So the biggest problem with this is us! :lol:
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Wikipedia has a list of transitional fossils here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tr ... al_fossils

Soft tissue doesn't really make for good fossil-making material, but it does seem like there should be more transitional fossils. It does take pretty specific circumstances for a fossil to form in the first place, though.
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Its condescending adherents
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28. The evolution of counting.


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29. Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
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30. betiko.

There is no way betiko was not designed by a higher power.


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AndyDufresne wrote:30. betiko.

There is no way betiko was not designed by a higher power.


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31. Transgendered fossils.

Bollocks.
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32. Made up intermediate fossils posted by mac
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33. Darwin's own doubts
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34. Accountants.
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35. Children that don t look like their parents.
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Phatscotty wrote:33. Darwin's own doubts


34. Erasmus Darwin not evolving into Charles Darwin.


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36. Jozy Altidore

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37. The absence of Charizards
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Serbia wrote:36. Jozy Altidore

Bollocks.


38. Survival of the fittest. I mean, am I right or am I right. Or am I right. Right. Right right right.




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39. Abiogenesis of movie-review threads.
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Was gonna make a pokemon joke, but pancakemix beat me to it. So instead...

40. Lack of explanation of these horrific creatures:

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41. Comparative facial drawings between humans and silly animals

io9 is particularly relevant today:

These are works by "the greatest French artist of all time," according to Louis XIV. Charles Le Brun (1619-1690) used his artistry to compare human and animal faces, later inspiring Charles Darwin to write The Expression of the Emotions in Man and Animals.

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42. Female drivers
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