i can tell you what does not work...
"honey, give me 5 minutes. i just need to take one turn before bed and then i am all yours"
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ChrisPond wrote:i can tell you what does not work...
"honey, give me 5 minutes. i just need to take one turn before bed and then i am all yours"
It works fine if you actually stick to it. It's when the 5 minutes turns into 45 that your credibility is shot.
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owenshooter
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sugar... i want to lick the honey from your HIVE...-el Jesus negro
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iAmCaffeine
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Minus the sugar that was actually funny.
Baby let to take you to Italy to Conquer your Rome.
Baby let to take you to Italy to Conquer your Rome.
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I know all the right regions of you to stack and reinforce.
I last longer than a game of trench.
I'm reliable like a game of flat rate spoils.
While I'm waiting for my next turn, can I jump to you next?
Man, I'm really bad at this.
I last longer than a game of trench.
I'm reliable like a game of flat rate spoils.
While I'm waiting for my next turn, can I jump to you next?
Man, I'm really bad at this.
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"I got a bag of two dice you can touch but be gentle"
"I don't care what you say, the random number generator said ten inches"
me: want to play a private game?
Her: no. I think you are going to have to do a manual deploy"
Sorry for invading your bonus region
"I don't care what you say, the random number generator said ten inches"
me: want to play a private game?
Her: no. I think you are going to have to do a manual deploy"
Sorry for invading your bonus region
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CONDOM?!?!?! CONDOM!?!?! LET'S PLAY RISK
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lol, all these clever comments are funny, but this last one really shows the way of the world as it is today. Nice!
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owenshooter
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ManBungalow wrote:Wanna see my 4 INCH Meat ?
FIXED...-el Jesus negro
Thorthoth,"Cloaking one's C&A fetish with moral authority and righteous indignation
makes it ever so much more erotically thrilling"
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Wanna see my dome with a hole in the top?
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
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owenshooter wrote:ManBungalow wrote:Wanna see my 4 INCH Meat ?
FIXED...-el Jesus negro
psst! bring the twins home!
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You are Drab
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BGtheBrain wrote:So, BigWham walks into a bar. He sees this beautiful woman drinking alone. They make eye contact, he walks over and buys her a drink. They have a nice evening chatting it up, so he finally asks her for her number. She replies, "There was a communication error: status code is 0"
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BGtheBrain wrote:So, BigWham walks into a bar. He sees this beautiful woman drinking alone. They make eye contact, he walks over and buys her a drink. They have a nice evening chatting it up, so he finally asks her for her number. She replies:
BA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! the black jesus is amused...-Jésus noir
Thorthoth,"Cloaking one's C&A fetish with moral authority and righteous indignation
makes it ever so much more erotically thrilling"