Old Legends Die Slowly - OLDS [Selective Recruiting]

[fishydance]

OLDS is one of the oldest clans at Conquer Club, having started as the Knights of the Round Table (KORT) in 2009. In 2015 another great clan, The Spanking Monkeys (TSM), joined us. We went on to became known as Spanked and Milked (S&M). In late 2024 we merged with The Odd Fellows Union (TOFU) and kicked off 2025 renaming ourselves Old Legends Die Slowly (OLDS).

But we can't rest on our laurels - too many other great clans out there ready to beat us, so OLDS is now actively recruiting. If you are interested in joining our clan contact one of our leaders for information and test games. Current clan leaders are: [player]Caymanmew[/player], [player]fishydance[/player] and [player]fusibaseball[/player] .

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by fishydance on Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:42 am
Knights of the Round Table is a clan composed of friends who like to win games and have fun doing it! The basis for our clan is friendship - we like to chat, communicate, and have a good time. We are only interested in you if your game skills are excellent and you would have good team chemistry with us. Contact any of the clan leaders for more information, or to request a game. Leaders are: loes and fishydance

Knights (Cows) currently active in our pasture are:
Agonzos
All Black Rugby
Astoriana
ballenus
Bruceswar
davekettering
denthefrog
drunkmonkey
Eddy_26
fishydance
Foxglove
General Roy
hmsps
italianipastido
JackMaxim
JaneAustin
John DM
Josko.ri
King Zvonimir
loes
Mageplunka69
ManBungalow
Masli
Moonchild
niMic
pascalleke
Pirlo
Prismsaber
Random21
rodion
Shannon Apple
Sjnap
Stevenshome
teegee
TheForgivenOne
watsy

Remember... We spill more milk than you!

[Shannon Apple]

I'm not really supposed to say this, but...

If you offer Fishydance a year's supply of Jaffa Cakes, she'll let you into the clan, no questions asked.

It's her weakness!

[fishydance]

I'm not really supposed to say this, but...

If you offer Fishydance a year's supply of Jaffa Cakes, she'll let you into the clan, no questions asked.

It's her weakness!

NO FAIR! I'll get you for this, Shannon. You and your little dog too

[Shannon Apple]

I'm not really supposed to say this, but...

If you offer Fishydance a year's supply of Jaffa Cakes, she'll let you into the clan, no questions asked.

It's her weakness!

NO FAIR! I'll get you for this, Shannon. You and your little dog too

My doggie had nothing to do with this. It was all me.

[Foxglove]

We should update the first post with some of our notable wins. We have more major titles than any other clan - 3 of them! No other clan even has 2 (I believe).

Winners of:
Conqueror's Cup 1
Conqueror's Cup 2
Clan League 4

[BoganGod]

We should update the first post with some of our notable wins. We have more major titles than any other clan - 3 of them! No other clan even has 2 (I believe).

Winners of:
Conqueror's Cup 1
Conqueror's Cup 2
Clan League 4

Possibly you could also put a brief history, for example - established in 2007 as a social group to view pictures of bruceswar practising his modelling poses. Kort then adapted the humble cow as their mascot and totem after a fetching portfolio of bovine onsie shots did the rounds. loes often sports a fine example of a bovine onsie at its best. As a blatant recruiting tool to pad bruce's myspace contacts list Kort went competitive in early 2008 hoping to reach a larger audience and crowd source funding into cjd(mad cow disease). Kort has a proud competitive record having won 17.6382% of its clan challenges so far. Kort welcomes applicants that want to get on the grass with like minded grazers. Come chew the cud in the nud with folk that want to be your bud. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KORT Milking your dice, and cutting your grass since 2007
Udder Madness

Bruce, mas, loes, HA, if one of you drop on my wall when you have a good first post going, and I'll stop by and edit out this creative writing tute. Though come on Udder Madness rules. Hope your moooooooooved into action.

[khazalid]

now i got a mental image of loes in a cow onesie. i'd be lying if i said i disliked it

[Shannon Apple]

Ahahaa Bogan, you're obsessed with Bruce.



The five ladies of Kort.

[bigimg]http://images.esellerpro.com/2466/I/175/67/men4animals1.jpg[/bigimg]
Bogan, Bruce, HA and Genoke trying to look cute.

[HardAttack]

lol

that made me laugh, thank you shannon bringing up old days to the front,
how did you find that old picture of ours ?

good old days huh fellas ?

[Genoke]

lol

that made me laugh, thank you shannon bringing up old days to the front,
how did you find that old picture of ours ?

good old days huh fellas ?

Shannon must be a hacker...that picture is one of the secret box!

[niMic]

We should update the first post with some of our notable wins. We have more major titles than any other clan - 3 of them! No other clan even has 2 (I believe).

Winners of:
Conqueror's Cup 1
Conqueror's Cup 2
Clan League 4

Possibly you could also put a brief history, for example - established in 2007 as a social group to view pictures of bruceswar practising his modelling poses. Kort then adapted the humble cow as their mascot and totem after a fetching portfolio of bovine onsie shots did the rounds. loes often sports a fine example of a bovine onsie at its best. As a blatant recruiting tool to pad bruce's myspace contacts list Kort went competitive in early 2008 hoping to reach a larger audience and crowd source funding into cjd(mad cow disease). Kort has a proud competitive record having won 17.6382% of its clan challenges so far. Kort welcomes applicants that want to get on the grass with like minded grazers. Come chew the cud in the nud with folk that want to be your bud. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KORT Milking your dice, and cutting your grass since 2007
Udder Madness

Bruce, mas, loes, HA, if one of you drop on my wall when you have a good first post going, and I'll stop by and edit out this creative writing tute. Though come on Udder Madness rules. Hope your moooooooooved into action.

You're hired.

Turn up at foxy's house wearing a cow costume first thing tomorrow.

[Foxglove]

We should update the first post with some of our notable wins. We have more major titles than any other clan - 3 of them! No other clan even has 2 (I believe).

Winners of:
Conqueror's Cup 1
Conqueror's Cup 2
Clan League 4

Possibly you could also put a brief history, for example - established in 2007 as a social group to view pictures of bruceswar practising his modelling poses. Kort then adapted the humble cow as their mascot and totem after a fetching portfolio of bovine onsie shots did the rounds. loes often sports a fine example of a bovine onsie at its best. As a blatant recruiting tool to pad bruce's myspace contacts list Kort went competitive in early 2008 hoping to reach a larger audience and crowd source funding into cjd(mad cow disease). Kort has a proud competitive record having won 17.6382% of its clan challenges so far. Kort welcomes applicants that want to get on the grass with like minded grazers. Come chew the cud in the nud with folk that want to be your bud. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KORT Milking your dice, and cutting your grass since 2007
Udder Madness

Bruce, mas, loes, HA, if one of you drop on my wall when you have a good first post going, and I'll stop by and edit out this creative writing tute. Though come on Udder Madness rules. Hope your moooooooooved into action.

You're hired.

Turn up at foxy's house wearing a cow costume first thing tomorrow.

Yes. I will give you a thorough review, examination, and indoctrination.

[fishydance]

Yes. I will give you a thorough review, examination, and indoctrination.

You haven't lived until you've had an examination by Foxy

[BoganGod]

Yes. I will give you a thorough review, examination, and indoctrination.

You haven't lived until you've had an examination by Foxy

Welcome to the digital age?

Examination by foxy, anyone else a fan of "Drawn together"? Now lets maybe find somewhere else to continue this conversation. Rather than spamming up your new thread.

[iAmCaffeine]

[bigimg]http://images.esellerpro.com/2466/I/175/67/men4animals1.jpg[/bigimg]
Bogan, Bruce, HA and Genoke trying to look cute.

They're identical quadruplets?

[cowboyz]

The five ladies of Kort.

lol

that made me laugh, thank you shannon bringing up old days to the front,
how did you find that old picture of ours ?

good old days huh fellas ?

Hell yea good times, that's how they got me to join

[bigimg]http://images.esellerpro.com/2466/I/175/67/men4animals1.jpg[/bigimg]
Bogan, Bruce, HA and Genoke trying to look cute.

They're identical quadruplets?

Nope, that's just josko

[iAmCaffeine]

[bigimg]http://images.esellerpro.com/2466/I/175/67/men4animals1.jpg[/bigimg]
Bogan, Bruce, HA and Genoke trying to look cute.

They're identical quadruplets?

Nope, that's just josko

[DE_ANDERSON]

hi, knights
would like to ya at de round table.
what say ya?

[Bruceswar]

hi, knights
would like to ya at de round table.
what say ya?

Answered

[Shannon Apple]

Guys we should update the OP to add the newest cows to the list. =)

[player]davekettering[/player]
[player]All Black Rugby[/player]
[player]Teegee[/player]
[player]stevenshome[/player]
[player]*Pixar*[/player]
[player]TheForgivenOne[/player]
[player]hmsps[/player]
[player]Mageplunka69[/player]

[BGtheBrain]

*****

[Shannon Apple]

Haha BG, you can't be too careful. (Well done on the 1v1 btw)

We must be doing something right with so many awesome people wanting to become a cow. <3
Probably the offer of jaffa cakes.

[fishydance]

Who can resist Jaffa Cakes?

[BoganGod]

Who can resist Jaffa Cakes?

A non exhaustive list -
Diabetics
Folks with citrus allergies
Those with more will power than a cornflake
Bridezillas(that 3sizes too small dress ain't going to fit itself)
All members of tofu(embracing tasteless solutions is part of their mission statement, jaffa cakes have flavour. Therefore jaffa cakes are resistible)
Cats, as cats don't have sweet taste bud receptors, so exhibit no interest in sweet things.

[fishydance]

Making note to explore alternate recruitment options for cats...