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willedtowin1 · Post by **willedtowin1** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:19 am

The laughter the clan is getting right now is everyone of them being
on Vacation and leaving us with a CRAP POT full of games to play for them
HA!

willedtowin1 · Post by **willedtowin1** » Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:45 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wtrpj7lF5o
Louis C K on Parents and Children Today NSFW!

willedtowin1 · Post by **willedtowin1** » Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:52 am

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

Iron Butterfly · Post by **Iron Butterfly** » Wed Jul 03, 2013 4:33 pm

I like this thread...I had several lols.

silversun6 · Post by **silversun6** » Thu Jul 04, 2013 5:00 pm

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=9703341

2013-07-01 23:18:25 - silversun6: since silver left CC this game will autdestruct next time he is about to make a turn

and I manage to win

benga · Post by **benga** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 2:33 am

1. Jako sam se uplašio kada se mama razboljela. Pomislio sam da će nam tata kuhati.
2. Kod nas se muškarci mogu oženiti samo sa jednom ženom. To se zove monotonija.
3. Baka nam je otišla na onaj svijet. Sad i mi imamo nekoga u inostranstvu.
4. Leptir je insekt iz porodice helikoptera.
5. Nisam kršten, ali sam cijepljen.
6. Brat i ja smo danas pojeli cijelu teglu marmelade. Večeras ćemo dobiti ili proljev ili batine...

What kids say:
1. I was scared when mom got sick, I thought dad will cook.
2. Here men can only marry one time, it's called monotony.
3. Granny passed away, now we also have someone abroad.
4. Butterfly is an insect from family of helicopters.
5. I am not baptised, I was vaccinated.
6. My brother and me ate whole jar of marmaelade. Tonight we will get sick or punished.

Auger13 · Post by **Auger13** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 6:51 am

silversun6 wrote:http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=9703341

2013-07-01 23:18:25 - silversun6: since silver left CC this game will autdestruct next time he is about to make a turn

and I manage to win

Nice - a different spin to the this forum - well played though

I'm sure Silver would be pleased

willedtowin1 · Post by **willedtowin1** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 10:52 am

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=fun ... edIndex=58

Auger on his finest day

Auger13 · Post by **Auger13** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 12:38 pm

Willie when you going to post the elephant video link here?

willedtowin1 · Post by **willedtowin1** » Fri Jul 05, 2013 2:11 pm

http://www.gifbin.com/982308
Auger again on his finest day

Auger13 · Post by **Auger13** » Mon Jul 08, 2013 12:01 pm

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot girl at work, but she had a boyfriend. One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her & said, "I'll give you a $100 if you will let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him shocked & said "Hell no!" He said "I'll be real quick-I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend over to get it, & I'll be finished by the time you have picked it up!"... She thought for a moment & told him that she would have to talk to her boyfriend. So she called him & explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200. Pick up the money really really fast, & he won't even be able to get his pants down!" She agreed & accepts the proposal. 30 minutes go by & the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls & asks, "What the f*ck happened?" Still breathing hard she managed to reply, "That bastard had all QUARTERS!!!!"

Auger13 · Post by **Auger13** » Wed Jul 10, 2013 11:06 am

Have you ever woundered if your mother kissed you good night after giving your dad a blow job. I bet you u are now. Its your turn to ruin someones day!

willedtowin1 · Post by **willedtowin1** » Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:18 am

Auger13 wrote:Have you ever woundered if your mother kissed you good night after giving your dad a blow job. I bet you u are now. Its your turn to ruin someones day!

You are one SICK puppy Bubba
Kiss your mother much? =/

benga · Post by **benga** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 4:54 am

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=12885571

willedtowin1 · Post by **willedtowin1** » Fri Jul 12, 2013 9:44 am

benga wrote:http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=12885571

They gave it to him because it was a tie and he had more regions?

willedtowin1 · Post by **willedtowin1** » Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:12 am

A guy went to his travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his lady friend.

The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and reservations were very tight at that moment, but that he would see what he could do.

A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and said he could get them onto a three-day cruise.

The guy was disappointed that it was such a short cruise, but booked it . . . and went to the drugstore to buy Dramamines and three condoms.

The next day, the agent called back and reported that he now could book a five-day cruise. The guy said, “Great, I’ll take it!”! and returned to the same pharmacy to buy two more Dramamines and two more condoms.

The following day, the travel agent called yet again, and said he was delighted that he could offer them bookings on an eight-day cruise.

The guy was elated and, and went back to the drugstore. He asked for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.

The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said, “Look, I’m not trying to pry. . but, if it makes you sick . . why do you keep doing it?”

benga · Post by **benga** » Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:22 am

http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?mode=mygames1

Auger virus is spreading!!!

benga · Post by **benga** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:44 pm

Auger13 · Post by **Auger13** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 4:05 pm

benga wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HqYAyBNk16A

I like it Benga - you're getting better!!

killboy108 · Post by **killboy108** » Fri Jul 26, 2013 1:05 am

benga wrote:1. Jako sam se uplašio kada se mama razboljela. Pomislio sam da će nam tata kuhati.
2. Kod nas se muškarci mogu oženiti samo sa jednom ženom. To se zove monotonija.
3. Baka nam je otišla na onaj svijet. Sad i mi imamo nekoga u inostranstvu.
4. Leptir je insekt iz porodice helikoptera.
5. Nisam kršten, ali sam cijepljen.
6. Brat i ja smo danas pojeli cijelu teglu marmelade. Večeras ćemo dobiti ili proljev ili batine...

What kids say:
1. I was scared when mom got sick, I thought dad will cook.
2. Here men can only marry one time, it's called monotony.
3. Granny passed away, now we also have someone abroad.
4. Butterfly is an insect from family of helicopters.
5. I am not baptised, I was vaccinated.
6. My brother and me ate whole jar of marmaelade. Tonight we will get sick or punished.

I love how bad these jokes become when they're translated to English... I'll make sure to tell these to the next Eastern Europien I meet, to see if they shit their pants laughing so hard. :lol:

willedtowin1 · Post by **willedtowin1** » Tue Jul 30, 2013 10:20 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqaKi9NTzS4

^ Auger this week

benga · Post by **benga** » Wed Jul 31, 2013 7:06 am

http://www.pachamama.org/blog/models-of-sustainability-sweden-runs-out-of-garbage

willedtowin1 · Post by **willedtowin1** » Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:57 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWBhP0EQ1lA

benga · Post by **benga** » Sun Aug 18, 2013 4:29 pm

viewtopic.php?f=444&t=194781&view=unread#unread

willedtowin1 · Post by **willedtowin1** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:15 am

http://pigroll.com/img/look_at_my_fucking_balls.jpg

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