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I think my house is haunted

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My wall clock just bounced on its own right in front of me.
Any advice?
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Tear down that wall!
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Get the F out and never go back. Run.

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Yeah, you have to leave dude.
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/ wrote:My wall clock just bounced on its own right in front of me.
Any advice?





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Seven Minutes.
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Tell the ghost to "Come at me bro!" And see what happens.
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Tell it if it can perform sexual favors it can stay.
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Rotate it upside down and see if that helps.
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Maybe you put a spring underneath it?
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Watch it for suspicious activity.

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Maugena wrote:Tell it if it can perform sexual favors it can stay.

Going to have to watch The Entity now. Not that that is about favours.
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The problem with hauntings is that whenever you are ready to leave, it's too late, you are trapped. If you leave now, you will die now. Instead, treat the next few months as your last. Keep the clock off the wall, you can my HyperAccurate one instead.
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We haven't heard from / in a while. I hope / is okay.
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I have a friend who lives in a house he shares
with a friendly spirit and they get along fine.

Many years ago a two girls I know moved into
a rent house that was haunted and they only
stayed two nights and three days.

Toilets flushed, faucets came on "by themselves,"
books flew off of shelves, doors locked/unlocked
and lights turned off for no reason.
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thegreekdog wrote:We haven't heard from / in a while. I hope / is okay.


Probably took muy's advice. Good job muy, you got / killed.

muy_thaiguy wrote:Tell the ghost to "Come at me bro!" And see what happens.
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/ wrote:My wall clock just bounced on its own right in front of me.
Any advice?


Get a clock that ticks on the wall.
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jonesthecurl wrote:
/ wrote:My wall clock just bounced on its own right in front of me.
Any advice?


Get a clock that ticks on the wall.

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jonesthecurl wrote:
/ wrote:My wall clock just bounced on its own right in front of me.
Any advice?


Get a clock that ticks on the wall.


Or a tick that clocks the wall.
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/ wrote:My wall clock just bounced on its own right in front of me.
Any advice?

If you don't believe in them, they don't exist.
Most likely a lorry driving past, or a minor earth tremor.
Sleep well.
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clangfield wrote:
/ wrote:My wall clock just bounced on its own right in front of me.
Any advice?

If you don't believe in them, they don't exist.
Most likely a lorry driving past, or a minor earth tremor.
Sleep well.


Fine. I don't believe in England. IT NO LONGER EXISTS.

Bollocks.
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clangfield wrote:
/ wrote:My wall clock just bounced on its own right in front of me.
Any advice?

If you don't believe in them, they don't exist.
Most likely a lorry driving past, or a minor earth tremor.
Sleep well.


Every time you say you don't believe in them, one dies. Wait, no, that's fairies. Everybody clap for Tinkerbell!
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I once lived in a place where there was an apartment that people claimed was haunted. It was said to be haunted by a nurse when the place was a hospital. The locals would claim that they saw her in the windows. A family moved in with two young children to that apartment. We never heard of a haunting event; we figured that the nurse left in disgust because she was a nurse; not a baby sitter.
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