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Fucking Dice

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Something must be done , cause some people (including me) can't live with it!
I am having lots of fun being premium member on this site, but hey, i can not accept some things like having bullshit dice for a long period.
Why the hell they cant make a dice program close to the real dices...?
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How would your real dice work in comparison to what we already use?

Also, ADC does not approve of your topic title.

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It's atmospheric noise, which might actually be a little more random than actual dice (considering weight differences and such). Just because you get bad dice streaks, does not mean it is not random.
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The dice here are too random.
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I don't think the dice have been doing that lately. At one point we had a problem with them trying to reproduce, but we removed all of their fluids. No fluids, no dice babies.
Now if they are trying this with humans then fill out an e-ticket and we will talk to the dice.
Bruceswar » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:59 pm wrote:We all had tons of men..
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I know what the "dice" really are. They are foreign sweatshop workers who are paid sweet feck all per hour by cc to randomly type numbers in all day. The periods of bad dice are when they are in an extra bad mood about the pay conditions. Probably typing "2323232323232"

Mystery solved.

Shame on you rds, shame on you.


EDIT: I just noticed the above signature. Bruce had tons of men? :twisted: 8-[
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kentington wrote:I don't think the dice have been doing that lately. At one point we had a problem with them trying to reproduce, but we removed all of their fluids. No fluids, no dice babies.
Now if they are trying this with humans then fill out an e-ticket and we will talk to the dice.


Dice babies? Before marriage? I'm sure the grandparents are




*rolling in their grave*

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AndyDufresne wrote:How would your real dice work in comparison to what we already use?

Also, ADC does not approve of your topic title.

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Fix it and i will rename the title " dice, i love you so much!"

As for your question, since I am a lover of strategy board games , which means i play lots of them and not only RISK, i assure you that the dices on the board game of RISK are more real than here.
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Personally, I blame global climate change for my bad dice.
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Doc_Brown wrote:Personally, I blame global climate change for my bad dice.

ME TOO! as well as pop-culture!!!
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Doc_Brown wrote:Personally, I blame global climate change for my bad dice.


i blame my horse being pregnant for my dice being not any good.
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HardAttack wrote:
Doc_Brown wrote:Personally, I blame global climate change for my bad dice.


i blame my horse being pregnant for my dice being not any good.


I blame not owning a horse.
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skillfull wrote:Fix it and i will rename the title " dice, i love you so much!"

As for your question, since I am a lover of strategy board games , which means i play lots of them and not only RISK, i assure you that the dices on the board game of RISK are more real than here.

Your assurance is worth about 100 Saxbucks I think.


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I blame DoomYoshi.
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I don't blame anything. I embalm the dice.
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The best way to guarantee good dice, in my experience anyway, is the consumption of HEAVY amounts of bleach before each turn. Then, when your opponent is motionless, you can pretty much do whatever you want.

*NOTE: Do NOT drink the bleach yourself, no matter how much your marriage resembles a Stalin Era Siberian gulag. Actually...scratch that. It may be the best option.

Maybe the ONLY option.

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When people write this in the chatbox, I tag them as Sore Losers
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