1. He's one of the most popular imaginary friends in the world, which is impressive considering the ability of the human mind to create all sorts of different things. And don't tell me it's because of indoctrination or whatever. A ton of people just really want to be imaginary friends with a hippie that builds shit out of wood and then talks about sharing everything. And the rest of us just make fun of hipster socialsts... but whatever floats your boat..
And the comment following this colon will be for rds only:
Lock this thread since it's a stretch to believe that some crazy cosmic deity being was sent to earth by a vengeful god to show us that he's not above beating the shit out of his own son, so we best believe he's ready to dole out more floods and plagues on our human asses.
Favorite things about Jesus
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whitestazn88
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great abs
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The fact that he can forgive you posting this!
I believe that two people are connected at the heart, and it doesn't matter what you do, or who you are or where you live; there are no boundaries or barriers if two people are destined to be together.
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saxitoxin wrote:great abs
Dam you if I wasn't coming here to say the exact thing. Crucifixion did wonders for that man's core.
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He could have played guitar better than Hendrix.
He could have told the future.
He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world.
He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky.
He could have danced better than Baryshnikov.
He could have told the future.
He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world.
He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky.
He could have danced better than Baryshnikov.
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Still throws a great birthday bash every year, despite being dead for about two millennia.
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I like the way he pronounced his name "Hey-Zeus!"
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."
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Re: Favorite things about Jesus
He's black!
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NO WAY!
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Sydney0103 wrote:The fact that he can forgive you posting this!
THE DEBATE IS OVER...
JESUS SAVES!!!
PLAYER57832 wrote:Too many of those who claim they don't believe global warming are really "end-timer" Christians.
JESUS SAVES!!!
Re: Favorite things about Jesus
Jesus is the square root of negative 1.
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HOW DARE YOU!
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The whole water<wine thing was pretty cool....
That and he's bailed out my sorry ass more times than I can count....
Johnny Rockets
That and he's bailed out my sorry ass more times than I can count....
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He can walk on floating poop.
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My favorite thing is that he forgives us of stuff. Such as Father Angel Armando Perez. Jesus has forgiven him of raping twelve year old boys, therefore there's no reason to pursue the matter further. So everyone should stop persecuting the Catholic Church and let him resume his blessed work with children. Because he's sorry, so he totally probably won't do it again.
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